Here We Go Ladies

Here We Go Ladies PDF

Author: Roger Waisanen

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2011-05-17

Total Pages: 100

ISBN-13: 1462850235

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Here We Go Ladies is a collection of jokes and anecdotes I have gathered and used over my 20 years of umpiring. Some of them are jokes from ladies I have umpired. I find a joke or two can be encouraging to a player or team that is down. This collection of jokes as well as the t-shirts with witty sayings that I wear help lighten the atmosphere of the games and tournaments I umpire. I hope you enjoy them as much as the players and I have over the years.

Hey Ladies!

Hey Ladies! PDF

Author: Michelle Markowitz

Publisher: Abrams

Published: 2018-05-01

Total Pages: 272

ISBN-13: 1683352378

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Based on the column of the same name that appeared in The Toast, Hey Ladies! is a laugh-out-loud read that follows a fictitious group of eight 20-and-30-something female friends for one year of holidays, summer house rentals, dates, brunches, breakups, and, of course, the planning of a disastrous wedding. This instantly relatable story is told entirely through emails, texts, DMs, and every other form of communication known to man. The women in the book are stand-ins for annoying friends that we all have. There’s Nicole, who’s always broke and tries to pay for things in Forever21 gift cards. There’s Katie, the self-important budding journalist, who thinks a retweet and a byline are the same thing. And there’s Jen, the DIY suburban bride-to-be. With a perfectly pitched sardonic tone, Hey Ladies! will have you cringing and laughing as you recognize your own friends, and even yourself.

Thor

Thor PDF

Author: Matt Fraction

Publisher: Marvel Entertainment

Published: 2011-06-01

Total Pages: 235

ISBN-13: 0785181970

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In the wake of SIEGE, Asgard must take its proper place as the Golden Realm, most glorious of the nine worlds of myth. But that means Thor's home isn't just a beacon...it's a target! And what happens to the Asgardians and the denizens of all nine worlds -- including Earth! -- when a dark, destructive force from another reality comes on the warpath?

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Author: Kmg-baughman

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2011-06

Total Pages: 514

ISBN-13: 1463415494

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Survival!Yes survival!After thirty-four and a half years of physical, mental, verbal, sexual abuse, and yes-even incest, enough is enough! Thirty six year old Alyssa Montgomery is married and has one daughter. She knows there are things going on with herself that she cannot explain! Two years ago, Alyssa had gone to see Dr. Norma Price, a Psychologist who specialized in situations like Alyssa's. She didn't care much for Dr. Price, but she knows that she is the only one who has any knowledge of her family history and herself, so maybe she will give Alyssa one more chance to help her figure out what the hell is going on!Alyssa decided since she was already there, she would storm Dr. Price's office, going past the receptionist who tried to stop Alyssa from going back, and Alyssa slammed the doctor's office door open telling her that she would do whatever she said but that she needed help as of YESTERDAY! Dr. Price said; "Alyssa please take a seat in the lobby and I will be with you as soon as I can." Ten minutes later, Dr. Price opens her door and calls Alyssa back. As Alyssa is taking her seat Dr. Price is explaining to Alyssa; "I don't know if I can help you because you did not stick to our agreement for therapy before. How do I know you are serious now?" Alyssa pleaded; "I am so sorry for not coming back!" " I am sorry for not sticking to the commitment, but things are different now! I realize that I cannot fight this battle alone!" "I am scared to death I will do something I will forever regret and I don't want that to happen!" "Please Dr. Price, won't you help me?" "I can't take this abuse any more!" "I've had enough!"

Can I Talk to You Spirit to Spirit

Can I Talk to You Spirit to Spirit PDF

Author: The Chain Breaker

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2016-07-16

Total Pages: 278

ISBN-13: 1532000790

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This book was written to inspire to uplift and to encourage. I did the book in phases because things happened at different times. My poetry is an inspiration from GOD, during my good days and my bad days. I pray that as you read my book that you can find the place that GOD has destined for you on this Jesus Journey. It is a journey that sometimes we must travel alone, but I am thankful for all the people that has trusted me to write for them. They have been my supporters through it all. I love you in Jesus Name

Saints and Sinners

Saints and Sinners PDF

Author: Monika Arenth

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2021-02-25

Total Pages: 182

ISBN-13: 1664159371

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Time travel is Angelika’s destiny. In my previous book, The Healing Circle, Angelika journeyed into the 17th century where she experienced three days within the horrors of a black plague outbreak. With the guidance of a wise matron and a dedicated physician she survived with the help of her fellow healers. In this sequel ‘Saints and Sinners’ Angelika continues her journey. After finishing her nursing training she feels the need to pay it forward by volunteering in a state of the art underground hospital during a modern day plague outbreak in 1972. Shortly after reuniting with her family, she once again is summoned to visit the past. Perhaps it is her gift of healing or her openness towards other dimensions which predestines her journey; this time into the 13th century to the Wartburg, an ancient castle sitting in the hills of Thuringia. There she meets Saint Elizabeth the patron saint of the church of her hometown and becomes reacquainted with her first true love. Is it possible that love can bridge centuries dimensions apart?

Step Back in Time

Step Back in Time PDF

Author: Ali McNamara

Publisher: Sphere

Published: 2013-11-07

Total Pages: 388

ISBN-13: 1405517999

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How many lifetimes would you travel to find a love that lasts for ever? When single career girl Jo-Jo steps onto a zebra crossing and gets hit by a car, she awakes to find herself in 1963. The fashion, the music, her job, even her romantic life: everything is different. And then it happens three more times, and Jo-Jo finds herself living a completely new life in the 1970s, 80s and 90s. The only people she can rely on are Harry and Ellie, two companions from 2013, and George, the owner of a second-hand record store. If she's ever to return from her travels, Jo-Jo must work out why she's jumping through time like this. And if she does make it back, will her old life ever be the same again? Step back in time with this fabulously fun and feed-good comedy of time travel and romance, from the author of From Notting Hill with Love . . . Actually

Satori in Paris and Pic

Satori in Paris and Pic PDF

Author: Jack Kerouac

Publisher: Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

Published: 2007-12-01

Total Pages: 240

ISBN-13: 9780802195692

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Satori in Paris and Pic, two of Jack Kerouac's last novels, showcase the remarkable range and versatility of his mature talent. Satori in Paris is a rollicking autobiographical account of Kerouac's search for his heritage in France, and lands the author in his familiar milieu of seedy bars and all-night conversations. Pic is Kerouac's final novel and one of his most unusual. Narrated by ten-year-old Pictorial Review Jackson in a North Carolina vernacular, the novel charts the adventures of Pic and his brother Slim as they travel from the rural South to Harlem in the 1940s.

I Am Yoga

I Am Yoga PDF

Author: Susan Verde

Publisher: Abrams

Published: 2015-09-08

Total Pages: 44

ISBN-13: 1613128495

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An eagle soaring among the clouds or a star twinkling in the night sky . . . a camel in the desert or a boat sailing across the sea—yoga has the power of transformation. Not only does it strengthen bodies and calm minds, but with a little imagination, it can show us that anything is possible. New York Times bestselling illustrator Peter H. Reynolds and author and certified yoga instructor Susan Verde team up again in this book about creativity and the power of self-expression. I Am Yoga encourages children to explore the world of yoga and make room in their hearts for the world beyond it. A kid-friendly guide to 17 yoga poses is included.