F in Exams

F in Exams PDF

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2014-01-21

Total Pages: 129

ISBN-13: 1452138575

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F stands for "funny" in this perfect gift for students or anyone who has ever had to struggle through a test and needs a good laugh. Celebrating the creative side of failure in a way we can all relate to, F in Exams gathers the most hilarious and inventive test answers provided by students who, faced with a question they have no hope of getting right, decide to have a little fun instead. Whether in science (Q: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register? A: Mariah Carey), the humanities (Q: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common? A: Unusual names), math, or other subjects, these 250 entries prove that while everyone enjoys the spectacle of failure, it's even sweeter to see a FAIL turn into a WIN.

F for Effort

F for Effort PDF

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2012-06-29

Total Pages: 130

ISBN-13: 1452119260

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From the author of the national bestseller F in Exams comes a new compendium of hilarious and inventive wrong test answers and homework hiccups. F for Effort features hilarious gems from elementary school (“two halves make a whale”), middle school (Q: What does “germinate” mean? A: To become a German citizen), and high school (Q: Fossil fuels are usually associated with which major type of rock? A: Classic rock). These 250 examples of creative invention are sure to charm anyone who has had to bluff or blunder their way through a test. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.

F in Exams: Complete Failure Edition

F in Exams: Complete Failure Edition PDF

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2016-03-22

Total Pages: 386

ISBN-13: 1452154457

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The ultimate compendium of the international and New York Times bestselling series, this fun omnibus features the complete content from all four books—F in Exams, F for Effort, F this Test, and F in Exams: Pop Quiz—plus more than 100 brand-new, sadly real, hilariously wrong student answers (Q: What is the role of a catalyst in a chemical reaction? A: It lists the cats involved). Also including bonus trivia in the form of "Stuff They Should Have Taught Us in School" facts (did you know a sneeze can travel up to 100 MPH?), this A+ collection will amuse anyone facing down a test as well as those happy to have the classroom behind them.

F this Test

F this Test PDF

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2014-03-18

Total Pages: 129

ISBN-13: 1452133352

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From the same hilarious wellspring of failure as the bestselling F in Exams and F for Effort comes this all-new collection of inventively wrong—yet totally real—test responses by students who don't know the answer, but come up with something better instead. Featuring crucial academic subjects including English (Q: Name a key theme in Madame Bovary; A: Cows), Geography (Q: Where can you find the Andes?; A: Google Earth), Science (Q: Describe the properties of a meteor; A: An animal that only eats meat) and more, F this Test rounds out the curriculum with an extra-credit section for those tricky elective courses, and demonstrates that it's more fun to laugh when faced with an absolute fail.

F in Exams Pop Quiz

F in Exams Pop Quiz PDF

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2015-04-07

Total Pages: 129

ISBN-13: 1452150311

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Will some students ever learn from their mistakes? We hope not! A new collection of real—and really hilarious—wrong answers. This all-new collection of hilarious, totally wrong, real test answers serves a fresh batch of A+ wit misapplied to F- quiz scores. A little studying would reveal that the most powerful light source known to man isn’t “lightsabers,” nor do we salt the roads when it snows “to make them taste better.” But where’s the fun in that? From the same wellspring of failure as the million-selling F in Exams series, this special pop quiz collection will amuse and entertain anyone preparing to face down a test paper as well as those just glad to be far away from a classroom.

F in English

F in English PDF

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher:

Published: 2012-11-01

Total Pages: 80

ISBN-13: 9781849533249

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If your vocabulary is more Bart Simpson than the Bard, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the most spectacular howlers from school English exams.

F in Exams Joke Book

F in Exams Joke Book PDF

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Hachette UK

Published: 2015-10-08

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 1783726687

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‘... you won’t know whether to laugh or cry’ DAILY MAIL Getting up at the crack of dawn, wearing school uniform, squabbles in the schoolyard, endless homework... those were the best days of your life! It’s time to relive them with this new collection of side-splitting jokes and ridiculous exam answers, showcasing the very best (and worst) in school humour.

F in School

F in School PDF

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Hachette UK

Published: 2013-11-04

Total Pages: 89

ISBN-13: 1783720212

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Ahh, glorious school days... It’s no wonder they went so quickly with all the exams, the classroom fun, the sticky situations to get out of, the work to avoid and the teachers to annoy. Enjoy this new collection of hilarious exam answers, along with schoolyard jokes, amusing doodles, silly excuses, spelling slip-ups and loads more!

It's Kind of a Funny Story

It's Kind of a Funny Story PDF

Author: Ned Vizzini

Publisher: Disney Electronic Content

Published: 2010-09-25

Total Pages: 452

ISBN-13: 1423141083

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Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job—Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That's when things start to get crazy. At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn't brilliant compared to the other kids; he's just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away.

Pass The 66

Pass The 66 PDF

Author: Robert Walker

Publisher: First Books

Published: 2010

Total Pages: 419

ISBN-13: 0912301996

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A Training Guide for the NASAA Series 66 Exam This remarkable book gives you exactly what you need to pass the Series 66! This must-have resource, 416 pages long, guides you through the intricacies of the Series 66 exam. The book takes the exam apart piece by piece, and explains terms and concepts with a sense of humor and ease not found in other exam guides. Learn, step-by-step, how not to be misled by the questions.