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Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts

Author: Todd Strauss-Schulson

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2023-02-28

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 161429805X

Most mindfulness books for kids are calm and soothing; this one is funny and gross—just what kids like! Sometimes we have nightmares, or we’re filled with anxiety and fear. And when you’re a kid, you don’t always understand why or what to do about it. Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts is funny and gross, but more importantly, it gives kids the big tools they need to cultivate a relationship with their mind, to become its friend and understand that they don’t have to listen to everything it says—to realize that thoughts (like gas) will pass.

No One Likes a Fart

Author: Zoe Foster Blake

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2020-01-14

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1524791903

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Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

Farting Better: When Your Ass is Used to Farting, You Can't Keep it Quiet! The Best Guide on How to Fart Perfectly. Farting Like No On

Author: Mao Tze Tze

Publisher: Mao Tze Tze

Published: 2021-06-04

Total Pages: 90

ISBN-13: 9781803071527

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Would you like to learn how to best harness your farts for a genuinely explosive effect? Or maybe you'd like to understand the art of hiding them to avoid embarrassing situations? Then this guide is for you... The latest sensational effort from master Mao Tze Tze, the book you've been waiting for has finally been published: a breath of fresh air in the world of aerophagic literature. Have you ever considered that you could harness your flatulence for the benefit of a cleaner world? Farting is indeed a talent that is sometimes misunderstood. It has always been a subject of interest in science with the latest research even revealing that farts are a real renewable energy source. So, 'learn the art and put it aside'! In 'Farting Better', you'll discover all the facts behind perfect farting - allow yourself to be guided by Mao Tze Tze's seal of approval and you'll learn how to fart properly. Have a look at what you'll find inside... - The story of the world's most famous fartist - The Chemistry of Farts - How to stop farting too much - The art of hiding farts from your partner - Types and interesting facts about farting - Perfecting farting and channelling it to your liking - Jokes to make farting more natural for you. ... and much more! ★This book is also useful as a gift for your girlfriend, mother-in-law or friend.★ Add this book to your cart and get ready to be carried away!

Oh, The Things We're For!

Author: Innosanto Nagara

Publisher: Seven Stories Press

Published: 2020-11-24

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 1644210150

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A new book by the author of A is for Activist is a rhyming, boldly illustrated vision of a better world. When you go to a march And raise your sign high You'll make people smile who thought you were shy And you'll make people wonder, does that kid really know why? You DO know of course That's why you are there You're there to say STOP! What's happening's not fair Then they say, we know what you're against End poverty stop war... But okay then what are you for? Oh! What are we for! That's my favorite question And I'm sure it's yours too Because you pay attention You have so many answers And so many options And so many solutions that you want to impart The only hard question is where does one start? Oh, The Things We're For! is a celebration of the better world that is not only possible, but is here today if we choose it. Today's kids are well aware of the many challenges that they face in a world they are inheriting, from climate change to police violence, crowded classrooms to healthcare. Poetically written and beautifully illustrated in Innosanto Nagara's (A is for Activist) signature style, this book offers a vision of where we could go--and a future worth fighting for. Oh, the Things We're For! is a book for kids, and for the young at heart of all ages.

I need a new bum

Author: Dawn McMillan

Publisher: Oratia Media Ltd

Published: 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1877514578

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I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.

Take Your Head Out of Your Ass!

Author: J. Farrell

Publisher: Xlibris

Published: 2010-04-21

Total Pages: 172

ISBN-13: 9781450041539

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The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts

Author: M.D. Whalen

Publisher:

Published: 2018-03-28

Total Pages: 142

ISBN-13: 9789627866404

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Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.

Gary The Goose And His Gas On The Loose

Author: Jane Bexley

Publisher:

Published: 2021-02-18

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13:

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Great Easter Basket Gift! Poor Gary, he's just a goose with too many toots and it's driving away his friends! Will he figure out how to make his fart bombs stop? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, butt and bum. Grab this new release in time for Easter! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids, tweens (and kids at heart)

The Day My Butt Went Psycho!

Author: Andy Griffiths

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2016-11-29

Total Pages: 228

ISBN-13: 0545347572

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A young boy embarks on an epic journey across the land to reclaim his runaway butt in this hilarious beginning to a bestselling trilogy. Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story . . . the story of a brave young boy and his crazy runaway butt. The story of a crack butt-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Butt Hunter’s formidable daughter, and some of the ugliest and meanest butts ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of endurance that takes Zack on an epic journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest, and over the Sea of Butts before descending into the heart of an explosive buttcano to confront the biggest, ugliest, and meanest butt of them all! Praise for The Day My Butt Went Psycho “Griffith’s fun gross-out adventure novel follows Zack Freeman, who awakens to see his rear end leaping out the window to lead a bum rally . . . Young readers will likely get a kick out of it all (there’s even a glossary included).” —Publishers Weekly

Monster Farts

Author: Jane Bexley

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2021-08-18

Total Pages: 35

ISBN-13:

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Grab this new release in time for Fall and Halloween! Did you know that monsters fart? It's true! Laugh and learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of the spooky life. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, butt, and bum. 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious rhyming descriptions of monster fart situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list Be sure to check out all of Jane Bexley's hilarious toot stories and fart dictionaries.