We Wish You a Poopy Christmas

We Wish You a Poopy Christmas PDF

Author: Bonnie Miller

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2018-08-21

Total Pages: 68

ISBN-13: 1612438628

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A hilariously sh*tty holiday gift for everyone who loves Christmas and anyone who poops. Curl up by the fire with some steaming hot chocolate and listen to Fudgy the Poopman offer his unique take on your favorite Christmas tales. You’re probably familiar with Rudolph and his red-nose; but in this book, you hear how Christmas was saved by Rupert, whose case of IBS has left him with a shining red spot on the opposite end of his reindeer body. Like an overindulgent holiday feast, this is the gift that just keeps giving. Packaged as a high quality hardcover and fully illustrated in bright colors (as well as brown), the holiday reboots include “Silent but Deadly Night,” “The Nutcracker’s Dilemma,” and “The Twelve Days of Poopmas.”

We Wish You a Merry Mad Libs

We Wish You a Merry Mad Libs PDF

Author: Roger Price

Publisher:

Published: 2010-10-14

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780843199314

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Featuring 21 hilarious fill-in-the-blank stories about Christmastime, this fun puzzle book offers the perfect way to get into the holiday spirit. Illustrations. Consumable.

We Wish You a Smelly Christmas (PB)

We Wish You a Smelly Christmas (PB) PDF

Author: Lucy Rowland

Publisher:

Published: 2022-10-06

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780702311901

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It's Christmas Eve, and everyone is fast asleep. Everyone, that is, except Ellie the Elf, who has snuck into the kitchen to snack on a few Christmas treats. Except...Ellie eats so much that she gives herself a tummy ache! In fact, her bottom starts popping and shows no signs of stopping!

We Wish You a Smelly Christmas

We Wish You a Smelly Christmas PDF

Author: Lucy Rowland

Publisher:

Published: 2022-10-06

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9780702315701

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It's Christmas Eve, and everyone is fast asleep. Everyone, that is, except Ellie the Elf, who has snuck into the kitchen to snack on a few Christmas treats. Except...Ellie eats so much that she gives herself a tummy ache! In fact, her bottom starts popping and shows no signs of stopping!

Women Don't Poop and Other Lies

Women Don't Poop and Other Lies PDF

Author: Bonnie Miller

Publisher: Ulysses Press

Published: 2020-10-27

Total Pages: 64

ISBN-13: 1646040783

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Get the scoop on lady poop with this surprising and hilarious combination of feminism and fecal facts, a perfect bathroom book for any feminist. Everybody poops, and that means every body. Women are no strangers to time on the can, but for centuries women have been pressured to avoid mention, reference, and especially smell. It’s time to reclaim our right to let some sh*t go! - Did you know that women’s colons are TEN CENTIMETERS longer than men's? - Did you know that your toilet is TOO TALL, built for the invented height of the average male? - Did you know that your period actually makes you poop MORE? Women Don’t Poop and Other Lies offers a humorous look at the history and trivia around this most basic bodily function. From the pioneer days when women had to create pop-up port-a-Johns with their skirts to modern-day workday bathroom anxiety, this giftable book is packed full of surprisingly adorable and informative color illustrations and poopy pub trivia. Nevertheless, we poop!

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