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Uncle Nick's Funny Farm: Book 1

Author: Nick Montague

Publisher: Strategic Book Publishing & Rights Agency

Published: 2016-04-12

Total Pages: 42

ISBN-13: 1681812762

Uncle Nick’s Funny Farm is a collection of short stories about animals on a farm, featuring wonderful pictures for children to colour and a short quiz after each story. “The New Farm Cat” tells about the new kitten the farmer brings home. The old farm cat takes the kitten around to show her all the different animals. “The Little Red Hen” looks around the farm and sees all the animals with their babies, but she doesn’t have any babies. She tries to hatch different objects and is sad when it doesn’t work. The little white hen feels sorry for her and gives the little red hen some of her eggs. When the little red hen hatches three baby chicks, she becomes very happy. “The Strange Little Creature” in Lily Pad Pond just hatched from an egg, but doesn’t know what he is. He asks different animals what they are and if he is the same, but he isn’t. He reaches a lily pad and talks to a frog, who tells him that he is also a frog. “A Use for Trojan” tells the story of Trojan, the horse that ploughs the farmer’s fields. One day, the farmer buys a new red tractor and Trojan is not needed any more. He is very sad until the day a duck runs up to Trojan and tells him a sheep is stuck in the mud. The tractor tried to pull the sheep out, but also got stuck. It’s Trojan to the rescue!

Funny Farm

Author: Mark Teague

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2009

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 043991499X

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Cousin Edward visits Aunt Judy and Uncle Earl on their farm and tries to help with all of the chores.

Paddle Your Own Canoe

Author: Nick Offerman

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2013-10-01

Total Pages: 352

ISBN-13: 0698138325

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Parks and Recreation actor and Making It co-host Nick Offerman shares his humorous fulminations on life, manliness, meat, and much more in this New York Times bestseller. Growing a perfect moustache, grilling red meat, wooing a woman—who better to deliver this tutelage than the always charming, always manly Nick Offerman, best known as Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson? Combining his trademark comic voice and very real expertise in woodworking—he runs his own woodshop—Paddle Your Own Canoe features tales from Offerman’s childhood in small-town Minooka, Illinois—“I grew up literally in the middle of a cornfield”—to his theater days in Chicago, beginnings as a carpenter/actor and the hilarious and magnificent seduction of his now-wife Megan Mullally. It also offers hard-bitten battle strategies in the arenas of manliness, love, style, religion, woodworking, and outdoor recreation, among many other savory entrees. A mix of amusing anecdotes, opinionated lessons and rants, sprinkled with offbeat gaiety, Paddle Your Own Canoe will not only tickle readers pink but may also rouse them to put down their smart phones, study a few sycamore leaves, and maybe even hand craft (and paddle) their own canoes.

Down on the Funny Farm

Author: Patrick E. King

Publisher: Turtleback Books

Published: 1986

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780808567165

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A farmer thinks he is getting a bargain when he buys a farm for one dollar, until he finds that all the animals are mixed up about what they are supposed to do.

Farm Tales

Author: Uncle Amon

Publisher:

Published: 2016-06-29

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 9781534957749

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Happy Readers ~ Happy Kids! Are you looking for a children's book that is highly entertaining, great for beginning readers, and is jam-packed with stories, jokes, and more? Follow the adventures of Farm Tales! This is an excellent read for early and beginning readers. Each story contains an important moral and lesson with cute and bright illustrations for younger readers! These stories are great for quick bedtime stories and cute tales to be read aloud with friends and family! 5 cute short stories Excellent for early and beginning readers Great for reading aloud with friends and family Cute short stories that are great for a quick bedtime story Funny and hilarious jokes & illustrations for kids This books is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and read aloud at home. Story List & Activities: Ricky the Farm Boy Delores the Cow Buddy the Wonder Goat Lucky the Rooster Eleanor's Egg Farm Jokes Games and Puzzles Each story contains an important lesson for strong character development in children. Scroll up and click 'buy' and spend some quality time with your child!

Summer at Forsaken Lake

Author: Michael D. Beil

Publisher: Alfred A. Knopf Books for Young Readers

Published: 2012

Total Pages: 338

ISBN-13: 0375867422

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Twelve-year-old Nicholas and his ten-year-old, twin sisters, Hetty and Haley, spend the summer with their Great-Uncle Nick at Forsaken Lake, where he and their new friend Charlie investigate the truth about an accident involving their families many years before.

Funny Farm

Author: Jack Tickle

Publisher:

Published: 2012

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 9781848573048

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The Ugly Truth

Author: Jeff Kinney

Publisher: Penguin Books Limited

Published: 2012

Total Pages: 217

ISBN-13: 9780141340821

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth is the massively funny fifth title in the highly-illustrated, bestselling and award-winning Diary of a Wimpy Kid series by Jeff Kinney. Perfect for both boys and girls of 8+, reluctant readers and all the millions of devoted Wimpy Kid fans out there. You can also discover Greg on the big screen in any one of the three Wimpy Kid Movie box office smashes.The massively funny fifth book in the bestselling and award-winning Diary of a Wimpy Kid series.Greg Heffley has always been in a hurry to grow up. But is getting older really all it's cracked up to be?Suddenly Greg is dealing with the pressures of boy-girl parties, increased responsibilities, and even the awkward changes that come with getting older. And after a fight with his best friend Rowley, it looks like Greg is going to have to face the "ugly truth" all by himself . . .Praise for Jeff Kinney and the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series:'The world has gone crazy for Jeff Kinney's Diary of a Wimpy Kid series' - Sun'Kinney is right up there with J K Rowling as one of the bestselling children's authors on the planet' - Independent'Hilarious!' - Sunday Telegraph'The most hotly anticipated children's book of the year is here - Diary of a Wimpy Kid' - The Big IssueAs well as being an international bestselling author, Jeff Kinney is also an online developer and designer. He is the creator of the children's virtual world, poptropica where you can also find the Wimpy Kid boardwalk. He was named one of Time magazine's 100 Most Influential People in 2009. He lives with his family in Massachusetts, USA. www.wimpykidclub.co.uk

Funny Farm

Author: Jack Tickle

Publisher:

Published: 2012

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 9781435143241

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Old MacDino Had a Farm

Author: Becky Davies

Publisher:

Published: 2017-08-10

Total Pages: 24

ISBN-13: 9781848697058

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Old MacDino's farm is full of DINOSAURS! With a Stegosaurus stomp-stomping here and a Triceratops crash-bashing there, they're causing havoc EVERYWHERE! What's a farmer to do? A laugh-out-loud read for toddlers and fans of Old MacDonald Had a Farm! With bright and fun illustrations from Ben Whitehouse, this brilliant new picture book is a hilarious twist on the classic nursery rhyme.