Knucklehead

Knucklehead PDF

Author: Jon Scieszka

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2008-10-02

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 067001138X

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How did Jon Scieszka get so funny, anyway? Growing up as one of six brothers was a good start, but that was just the beginning. Throw in Catholic school, lots of comic books, lazy summers at the lake with time to kill, babysitting misadventures, TV shows, jokes told at family dinner, and the result is Knucklehead. Part memoir, part scrapbook, this hilarious trip down memory lane provides a unique glimpse into the formation of a creative mind and a free spirit. Watch a QuickTime trailer for this book.

True Tales from Another Mexico

True Tales from Another Mexico PDF

Author: Sam Quinones

Publisher: UNM Press

Published: 2001

Total Pages: 348

ISBN-13: 9780826322968

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Merges keen observation with astute interviews and storytelling in the search for an authentic modern Mexico, finding it in part with emigrants.

The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian

The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian PDF

Author: Sherman Alexie

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2016-09-15

Total Pages: 273

ISBN-13: 1448188563

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An all-new edition of the tragicomic smash hit which stormed the New York Times bestseller charts, now featuring an introduction from Markus Zusak. In his first book for young adults, Sherman Alexie tells the story of Junior, a budding cartoonist who leaves his school on the Spokane Indian Reservation to attend an all-white high school. This heartbreaking, funny, and beautifully written tale, featuring poignant drawings that reflect the character's art, is based on the author's own experiences. It chronicles contemporary adolescence as seen through the eyes of one Native American boy. 'Excellent in every way' Neil Gaiman Illustrated in a contemporary cartoon style by Ellen Forney.

Ginger Kid

Ginger Kid PDF

Author: Steve Hofstetter

Publisher: Abrams

Published: 2018-03-20

Total Pages: 275

ISBN-13: 1683352629

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In Ginger Kid, popular comedian Steve Hofstetter grapples with life after seventh grade . . . when his world fell apart. Formatted as a series of personal essays, Steve walks his readers through awkward early dating, family turbulence, and the revenge of the bullied nerds. This YA nonfiction is sure to be the beloved next volume for the first generation of Wimpy Kid fans who are all grown up and ready for a new misfit hero.

Almost True Christmas Stories

Almost True Christmas Stories PDF

Author: Ron Corcoran

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2013-07-15

Total Pages: 119

ISBN-13: 1479746894

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The gift of reading. There could not be a greater Christmas gift. Throughout history, I ask you what circumstances have compelled any and all would-be authors to put quills-to-parchments (or, in more recent generations, put fingertips-to-keyboards) to create their miasma of pages to be collected together and called a book? It s a good question and I haven t a clue as to any short, finite answer. I only know that there are lots and lots and lots of compelling circumstances. In my particular case, at an early age I found myself interested in the How? and Why? of things I had read about or heard about or saw. No doubt there have been others like me throughout history who have bumbled, stumbled and fumbled their way through life because they were looking through curious eyes - and not necessarily through practical, comprehending eyes. Let me tell you, one stumbles frequently when trying to get somewhere while looking upward rather than downward. But it is still a trip worth taking .and while looking upward. In the late 1940s I heard on our family entertainment center (which in the late1940s was only an RCA Victor radio) Gene Autry singing the song, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and I was fascinated by the lyrics of the song. Yet I wanted to know, But why did Rudolph s nose glow? No answers to that question were forthcoming and the question remained in the catacombs of my memory for all the years thereafter. Once I had retired from my career and began to write serialized Christmas stories, I plucked the glowing nose dilemma from its dormancy and began to ask, What if . In order to write this book s first Christmas story, The First Christmas Glowing, I felt compelled to examine (and for story purposes, hypothetically answer) the following What if s : - What if, say a hundred years ago or so, there had been a long-distance message runner making deliveries amongst neighboring villages in the Great Rift Valley of eastern Africa and what if, on one of his runs, the message-runner made a substantive discovery? - What if that substantive discovery, as found on the slope of an old volcano crater, would change Christmases forever and ever? - What if that discovery had something to do with the wing-flap speed of a certain kind of insect? - What if the message-runner put his substantive discovery into a small earthen jar and what if that jar over the course of the next sixty years found its way to a once well-traveled trunk in the home of the brother of a traveling circus entertainer named Maximillian? - What if Maximillian was the uncle of a young girl (his brother s daughter) who also lived in that home? - What if Uncle Max s young niece found the jar and years later would find herself positioned and prepared to come to the aid of one of the most important Christmasses of the 20th Century? - What if there are several other adventures along the way involving magic tricks, singing wolves, a Japanese fishing boat , and an intuitivie Inuit weatherman? - And, yes, what if there is a happy ending, and it is one that you know very well and certainly have even sung about? In order to write this book s second Christmas story, A Long-Distance Christmas Greeting, I had to answer a whole raft of completely different What if s . And that is because the second story has resulted from my memory of an incident that occurred in the mid 1950s. The remembered incident occurred somewhere on the east coast of the United States and involved some historical society or a university or a city council or something-or-other creating a time capsule, filled with objects. The objects were something like tooth paste, Argyle sox, automobile hubcaps, and square-dance instructions, all to be hermetically sealed, buried, and not opened for a hundred years or so... something to provide clear evidence as to how the residents of our country lived back in the 1950s. I liked that idea, but at the time I was curious about the assembling of

Based on a True Story

Based on a True Story PDF

Author: Norm Macdonald

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2016-09-20

Total Pages: 241

ISBN-13: 0812993632

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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “Driving, wild and hilarious” (The Washington Post), here is the incredible “memoir” of the legendary actor, gambler, raconteur, and Saturday Night Live veteran. When Norm Macdonald, one of the greatest stand-up comics of all time, was approached to write a celebrity memoir, he flatly refused, calling the genre “one step below instruction manuals.” Norm then promptly took a two-year hiatus from stand-up comedy to live on a farm in northern Canada. When he emerged he had under his arm a manuscript, a genre-smashing book about comedy, tragedy, love, loss, war, and redemption. When asked if this was the celebrity memoir, Norm replied, “Call it anything you damn like.”

Mostly True Tales from the Life of Bob

Mostly True Tales from the Life of Bob PDF

Author: Robert Minton

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2013-09-30

Total Pages: 170

ISBN-13: 1493102753

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This laugh out loud Memoir is a kaleidoscope of tales that take us on a journey through a dysfunctional life. With issues like; your best friend is a superhero and hes stuck in a dumbwaiter. Your leader finds it tough to motivate the troops when hes bouncing off the BX9 bus and into oncoming traffic, NY legalizes topless dancing, a runaway lion, and youve got till noon to leave the state of Illinois. In a one of a kind hot-rod, Bob reminisces about his encounters with a motorcycle gang, two guys that changed the face of the American automobile, vampires, lesbians, and a drunken game show host.

Mostly True Tales

Mostly True Tales PDF

Author: Bob Rockwell

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2019-08-06

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13: 0359810934

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Mostly True Tales These stories might better be called historical fiction because they are about real people and/or real events in history. Bob�s taken the liberty to tell a bit more about little-known people, interject himself into the lives of historical figures, and tell us about real events from the pens of fictional characters.

True Stories From the Near South

True Stories From the Near South PDF

Author: J. McMillen

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2011-08-05

Total Pages: 172

ISBN-13: 1462846750

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TRUE STORIES FROM THE NEAR SOUTH is a collection of short fi ction set for the most part in the rural Mid-South. Some of the stories have more urban settings, but all take place in that long-ignored and little-understood area of America where the South meets the mountains. In time, they are set in the mid-twentieth century. They span the period from early industrialization to the invasion of modern American culture carried on the wings of television. Some are sad and some funny, but all tell of a people lost in the middle of American culture.