There Was an Old Bloke Who Swallowed a Present

There Was an Old Bloke Who Swallowed a Present PDF

Author: P. Crumble

Publisher:

Published: 2017-01-10

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781742762036

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There was an old bloke who swallowed a present. I don't know why he swallowed a present...now that's not pleasant! The old bloke has swallowed one of Santa's presents! Keep an eye on your Christmas tree and guard your stockings, because now he's on the hunt for more Christmas snacks!

There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Bat!

There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Bat! PDF

Author: Lucille Colandro

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2012-09-01

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 0545507510

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This spooky twist on the wildly popular "There Was an Old Lady who Swallowed a Fly" is perfect for fun Halloween reading!What won't this old lady swallow? This time around, a bat, an owl, a cat, a ghost, a goblin, some bones, and a wizard are all on the menu! This Halloween-themed twist on the classic "little old lady" books will delight and entertain all brave readers who dare to read it!

There Was an Old Bloke Who Swallowed a Chook

There Was an Old Bloke Who Swallowed a Chook PDF

Author: P. Crumble

Publisher: Scholastic Press

Published: 2014

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9781743622438

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Look out, one and all! This old bloke has a bottomless belly! From a chook, to a galah, and a possum, to even larger creatures...and items, this old bloke sure is hungry! Will his eating frenzy ever end? Surely hell burst!

There Was a Coyote Who Swallowed a Flea

There Was a Coyote Who Swallowed a Flea PDF

Author: Jennifer Ward

Publisher: Cooper Square Pub

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780873588980

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Set in the desert southwest, this variation on the traditional, cumulative rhyme looks at the consequences of a coyote's strange diet.

There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Star

There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Star PDF

Author: Paul Crumble

Publisher:

Published: 2018-01-10

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781743623923

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There was an old lady who swallowed a star. I dont know why she swallowed that star... Now thats bizarre! It is time for Christmas and the old ladys festive appetite is enormous! Hold onto your chimneys as even Santa isnt safe from the old ladys chompers this year! Surely shell POP!

Nineteen Eighty-Four

Nineteen Eighty-Four PDF

Author: George Orwell

Publisher: epubli

Published: 2021-01-09

Total Pages: 327

ISBN-13: 3753145130

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"Nineteen Eighty-Four: A Novel", often published as "1984", is a dystopian social science fiction novel by English novelist George Orwell. It was published on 8 June 1949 by Secker & Warburg as Orwell's ninth and final book completed in his lifetime. Thematically, "Nineteen Eighty-Four" centres on the consequences of totalitarianism, mass surveillance, and repressive regimentation of persons and behaviours within society. Orwell, himself a democratic socialist, modelled the authoritarian government in the novel after Stalinist Russia. More broadly, the novel examines the role of truth and facts within politics and the ways in which they are manipulated. The story takes place in an imagined future, the year 1984, when much of the world has fallen victim to perpetual war, omnipresent government surveillance, historical negationism, and propaganda. Great Britain, known as Airstrip One, has become a province of a totalitarian superstate named Oceania that is ruled by the Party who employ the Thought Police to persecute individuality and independent thinking. Big Brother, the leader of the Party, enjoys an intense cult of personality despite the fact that he may not even exist. The protagonist, Winston Smith, is a diligent and skillful rank-and-file worker and Outer Party member who secretly hates the Party and dreams of rebellion. He enters into a forbidden relationship with a colleague, Julia, and starts to remember what life was like before the Party came to power.

Revolution

Revolution PDF

Author: Russell Brand

Publisher: Ballantine Books

Published: 2014-10-14

Total Pages: 324

ISBN-13: 1101882913

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NATIONAL BESTSELLER We all know the system isn’t working. Our governments are corrupt and the opposing parties pointlessly similar. Our culture is filled with vacuity and pap, and we are told there’s nothing we can do: “It’s just the way things are.” In this book, Russell Brand hilariously lacerates the straw men and paper tigers of our conformist times and presents, with the help of experts as diverse as Thomas Piketty and George Orwell, a vision for a fairer, sexier society that’s fun and inclusive. You have been lied to, told there’s no alternative, no choice, and that you don’t deserve any better. Brand destroys this illusory facade as amusingly and deftly as he annihilates Morning Joe anchors, Fox News fascists, and BBC stalwarts. This book makes revolution not only possible but inevitable and fun.

How to Stop Time

How to Stop Time PDF

Author: Matt Haig

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2019-06-11

Total Pages: 353

ISBN-13: 0525522891

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From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Midnight Library, “a quirky romcom dusted with philosophical observations….A delightfully witty…poignant novel.” (The Washington Post) Soon to be a TV series starring Benedict Cumberbatch How many lifetimes does it take to learn how to live? Tom Hazard has a dangerous secret. He may look like an ordinary 41-year-old history teacher, but he's been alive for centuries. From Elizabethan England to Jazz-Age Paris, from New York to the South Seas, Tom has seen it all. As long as he keeps changing his identity he can keep one step ahead of his past - and stay alive. The only thing he must not do is fall in love . . .

Little Man, What Now?

Little Man, What Now? PDF

Author: Hans Fallada

Publisher: Melville House

Published: 2011-03-29

Total Pages: 410

ISBN-13: 1612190642

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The return of a “superb” forgotten masterpiece about a young couple living in Weimar Germany during the Nazi’s rise to power (Graham Greene) Written just before the Nazis came to power, this darkly enchanting novel tells the simple story of a young couple trying to eke out a devent life amidst an economic crisis that’s transforming their country into a place of anger and despair. It was an international bestseller upon its release, and made into a Hollywood movie—by Jewish producers, which prompted the rising Nazis to begin paying ominously close attention to Hans Fallada, even as his novels held out stirring hope for the human spirit. Ultimately, it is the book that led to Hans Fallada’s downfall with the Nazis. It is presented here in its first-ever uncut translation, by Susan Bennett, and with an afterword by Philip Brady that details the calamitous background of the novel, its worldwide reception, and how it turned out to be, for the author, a dangerous book. “Painfully true to life . . . I have read nothing so engaging as Little Man, What Now? for a long time.” —Thomas Mann