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There is Something Weird in Santa's Beard

Author: Chrissie Krebs

Publisher: Random House Australia

Published: 2016-10-31

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 0143780859

Look out - it's the blob that ate Christmas! Lovely Santa. He brings joy and gifts to children around the world. Secretly, he's also a bit of a slob. He loves snacking on the treats children leave for him on Christmas Eve, but he isn't quite as interested in washing his face and combing his beard. This year, the result isn't just gross - it grows into something so monstrous that it destroys all the toys in Santa's workshop. Will it become the blob that ate Christmas? Or will the reindeer's secret talent save the day?

There's Something Weird in Santa's Beard

Author: Chrissie Krebs

Publisher:

Published: 2016-11-14

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9780143780847

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How to Avoid Being Eaten By Sharks … and other advice

Author: John Larkin

Publisher: Walker Books Australia

Published: 2024-02-01

Total Pages: 160

ISBN-13: 1760657581

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A collection of hilarious, nonsensical, witty and mischievous subjects - the best (and worst) advice for growing up. There is one sure-fire method to avoid being eaten by sharks. Don’t go in the ocean. How can you avoid being eaten by sharks? What does it mean to ‘skateboard’ someone? Is there a chance you could be abducted by aliens? Are there zombies hiding under your brother’s bed? In this hilarious guide, John Larkin relates his tried and tested advice for navigating the mysteries of life, with a sprinkling of some the facts and history he’s discovered along the way. Accompanied by entertaining comic-style illustrations from Chrissie Krebs, this is an education not to be missed!

The Story of Santa's Beard

Author: Sharon Thayer

Publisher: Carousel Publishing

Published: 2017-10

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9780976623960

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Loved for its traditional Christmas message The Story of Santa's Beard leads children into the magical world of Santa, as it also transports adults back to a time when the magic was theirs. Synopsis: There is a problem growing at the North Pole because children around the world are being so good. Santa's beard grows a little each time children share, play fair, do their best, tell the truth... Soon, because so many children are good every day, Santa's beard gets so long he can't walk, he can't talk, and he can't make the toys. But, those smart little elves come up with a plan. In the end all Santa has to do is choose the best kids from his "Good List" to receive a snippet of his long beard- included in the book. Children squeal with delight when they discover their very own snippet of Santa's beard to treasure every Santa believing year and beyond. Parents and grandparents love that the story reinforces ethics and values while spreading Santa magic!

The Myth of Santa's Beard

Author: Sharon Thayer

Publisher:

Published: 2016

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780976623939

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This delightful tale centres around a problem growing -- literally growing -- at the North Pole. Every time children share, play fair, tell the truth... Santas beard grows a little bit, eventually getting so long he cant make the toys! Because it is a cherished reminder of good children everywhere, Santa is reluctant to cut his beard. So late one night, Mrs Claus and the elves come up with a plan to solve this lengthy problem. In the end, all Santa has to do is choose the very best children from the Good List to receive a snippet of his long beard. Children squeal with delight when they discover their very own snippet of Santas beard, tied with red ribbon and included in the book. Will Santa choose you?

Sketchy Santas

Author: Will Zweigart

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2010-11-02

Total Pages: 183

ISBN-13: 143919761X

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Ho, ho, huh? Who’s that excessively jolly fellow with the fake beard, shifty eyes, sweaty hands, and boozy breath? Why, it’s not just Santa but sketchy Santa! Yes, ’tis the season for awkward photos of small children posed precariously on the laps of some of the most clownish, irritable, and just plain weird-looking Santa wannabes—guys you’d give a wide berth to if you passed them on the street. Inside this painfully hilarious collection of holiday photos, you’ll discover the pop culture history of the sketchy Santa, and how to identify sketchy Santas in shopping malls everywhere . . . making this the perfect gift for anyone who understands that "He sees you when you’re sleeping" is a deeply disturbing thought.

Bad Santas

Author: Paul Hawkins

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2013

Total Pages: 273

ISBN-13: 1471129861

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Bad Santas is not a book for children. Here you will find the bloody, the bawdy and the downright bizarre in a celebration of the most imaginative, macabre and curious Christmas figures and customs from across Europe. Drawing on that continent's legacy of disquieting folk tales told at wintertime, Paul Hawkins' gleefully dark exploration of seasonal folklore is the perfect book for reading around the fireside.

This Is a Circle

Author: Chrissie Krebs

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2018-08-07

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1510731296

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This is a circle. That is a square. This is a very silly book about a wild-looking one-eyed bear, a song-singing cat, a tap-dancing goat, and a pants-wearing fox. Armed with a variety of objects and shapes, these four silly creatures create a surprising amount of havoc, which starts by the goat climbing the box and only gets zanier from there! This is A Circle is charming, silly tale of shapes and objects. Kreb's dynamic illustrations bring her zany words to life in a fun read-along book that will have the whole family smiling!

The Myth of Santa's Beard

Author: Sharon Thayer

Publisher:

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13:

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Santa has a problem. Everytime a child is good his beard grows a little. There are so many good children his beard is out of control until the elves come up with a solution.

Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors (Adventures of the Bailey School Kids #3)

Author: Debbie Dadey

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2021-12-07

Total Pages: 61

ISBN-13: 1338829157

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The hugely popular early chapter book series re-emerges -- now in e-book! The kids in the third grade at Bailey Elementary are so hard to handle that all of their teachers have quit. But their new teacher, Mrs. Jeepers, is different to say the least. She's just moved from the Transylvanian Alps and she seems to have some strange powers that help her deal with these mischief-makers. Her methods may be a little unconventional, but, then again, Mrs. Jeepers may be just what the Bailey School kids need.