The Unofficial Lazy Slut Cookbook

The Unofficial Lazy Slut Cookbook PDF

Author: Rhoda Carroll Fairman

Publisher:

Published: 2005-10

Total Pages: 131

ISBN-13: 1599261057

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A REVIEW from the SOHO JOURNAL www.sohojournal.com For those of us who find cooking for friends or loved ones more akin to Playing House than an expected and necessary part of our day, "The Unofficial Lazy Slut Cookbook," by Rhoda Carroll Fairman, is a fun, playful guide to the oftentimes daunting world of the kitchen. This is made clear in one section of her introduction about potential deterrents to cooking: "The Wrong Man, The Right Man, the Wrong Pan, Money Loss,Weight Gain, New Diet, Old Diet, A Small Kitchen, A Very Small Kitchen and/or a kitchen that's even smaller than that." The recipes throughout the chapters of the book, organized first by the different types of Meats, then Soups, "Stars of Starch"(Pastas and Potatoes), Veggies, and Desserts, are intended for an entire rainbow of busy women and creative men and their various culinary ailments. The chapters are headed with famous quotes, or humorous anecdotes about the subject and how its fashion has changed over time ("The mothers taught the daughters well. Instead of saying, Eat fish, you'll live longer,' they probably said Fish makes you sexy. I won't let you eat any until you're eighteen.") The recipes themselves come from actual friends of the author, and sometimes with a little back-story; they have fun names, are quite delicious, and indeed are easy to make, each requiring little more than an hour in total preparation time, and only several commonly found ingredients (unlike most conventional cookbooks which call for a dash of fresh basil and leaves the other 8 oz to rot in my refrigerator for a month). They also include tips for simplification, such as asking your butcher to cut the meat in advance, and their preparation is explained in simple, layman's terms in a paragraph, rather than over a page. But for all its lack of pretension, "The Unofficial Lazy Slut Cookbook" contains some bangin' recipes my particular favorites are "Rosemary's Roasted Rack of Lamb with Rosemary Au Jus," (p.74) the "Simple Frittata," (p. 95), and "Tiffany's $100 Hamburger," (p.55) which is pretty cheap to make, and absolutely dreamy. The desserts are great too, and laughably easy, showing how a little sugar and cream can really go a long way. Fairman ends the cookbook with a tip: "Put the coffee on first, before dinner starts. Then it'll be ready for dessert. But you knew that, didn't you? Oh, you didn't. Well, now you do." The greatest thing about "The Unofficial Lazy Slut's Cookbook" is Rhoda Carroll Fairman' s emphasis on the "creative,, curative power in preparing food for people you love, like, respect, or just haven't absolutely made up your mind to hate yet." This truly comes through in the city of Bouley, Balthazar, and 8×10 kitchens, in the age of "Top Chef" and "Martha Stewart Living." And while if you are a Lazy Slut, you may not be inclined to go out and buy this book, buy it as a present for another member of the tribe. It'll surely prove fun and delicious.

The Lazy Slut Cookbook

The Lazy Slut Cookbook PDF

Author: Rhoda Fairman

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2021-07-03

Total Pages: 96

ISBN-13:

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When asked about writing her book, THE LAZY SLUT COOKBOOK, the author stated, "Not every cook, man or woman, loves to stay in the kitchen for hours at a time. Some cooks want to take short cuts, a lot of short cuts. Some women want to find out what happened to their kids in school that day, or talk to their husbands. Remember husbands? Some guys want to visit with buddies, or feel that the time has come for dinner payback and they don't want to spend their bonus money at a restaurant. Some women merely want to save the manicures that they just paid $20 for. Whatever the reason, this book is dedicated to those lazy cooks who want to spend less time stirring the pot, and more time chit-chattin' and chewin'." Another way to say it is, "There is a creative, curative power in preparing food for people you love, like, respect or just haven't absolutely made up your mind to hate yet."

The Burn Cookbook

The Burn Cookbook PDF

Author: Jonathan Bennett

Publisher: Grand Central Publishing

Published: 2018-10-02

Total Pages: 409

ISBN-13: 1538747324

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The ultimate, unofficial and unauthorized Mean Girls fanbook: a tongue-in-cheek cookbook (with hilarious real recipes inspired by the film) celebrating the cult classic's quotable humor, its beloved characters, and the behind-the-scenes drama and trivia from the set.​ The Burn Cookbook is a hilarious, delicious must-have cookbook for chefs (and wannabes) everywhere! Jonathan Bennett (that's right, Aaron Samuels himself) dishes out a tasty parody of Mean Girls, serving up behind-the-scenes stories from the movie alongside awesome recipes for treats that your favorite mean girls should be enjoying in Girl World. Like math, the language of food is the same in every country, and this cookbook is packed with amazing creations like Fetch-uccine Alfredo, You Go, Glenn (Hot) Cocoa, and Just Stab Caesar Salad. Written with the help of rock star chef Nikki Martin, Jonathan also shares his favorite recipes from his own childhood, like his mom's famous stuffed shells, mandarin chicken salad, and other specialties that will round out any special event. Perfect for happy hour (don't forget it's from 4:00 to 6:00 PM), Wednesdays, or when sweatpants are the only thing that fits, The Burn Cookbook is a must-own book for any food lover still trying making fetch happen.

Slut Cooking

Slut Cooking PDF

Author: Leslie Sullivan

Publisher:

Published: 2020-11

Total Pages: 366

ISBN-13:

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HIGH CAMP & HYSTERICALLY FUNNY, YET EMINENTLYPRACTICAL!SLUT COOKING: QUICK TRICKS FOR PUTTING OUT DELECTABLE TREATS EASILY is just what it says. A super cookbook with the fastest, most delicious recipes and innovative short-cuts you have never heard! It is also literate, high camp, hysterically funny, and extremely practical. Lady Aurelia pulls no punches when she provides instructions for entertaining and meal planning --as well as 300 dishes. Ask her about the title? "My dear, the title of our volume refers not to the unfortunate, highly-disparaging and offensive contemporary meaning of the word, "slut": A person with a certain morally-relaxed attitude. Instead, we choose to use the original, Chaucerian definition of a slut. That is, a lazy person of any gender, making no reference to sexual activity. Witty, wry, campy and knowledgeable. If you can only own one cookbook, this is it!

Confessions of a Hungry Woman

Confessions of a Hungry Woman PDF

Author: Sam Woulidge

Publisher: Penguin Random House South Africa

Published: 2013-04-01

Total Pages: 224

ISBN-13: 1432302329

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Confessions of a Hungry Woman began as a monthly column for Woolworths’ Taste magazine, and gradually grew into what Sam Woulidge describes as a ‘love letter’, to food and foreign places, but ultimately to South Africa. After four years of travelling the world, sampling every delicacy the globe could offer, the tastes of home drew Sam and her husband back to Cape Town. But returning home meant domesticity and culinary challenges, and, by her own admission, Sam had always been wary of both: ‘I don’t want to work too hard in the kitchen and I would really rather share a glass of wine with my guests than worry over fussy, higher-grade-science-required recipes.’ And so she asked some friends to share their fail-proof recipes with her, recipes with the guarantee that if she could make them, anybody could. Confessions of a Hungry Woman is a cookbook of two parts. Firstly, it is a compilation of 45 columns previously published in Taste, in which Sam takes the reader on a personal journey as she discovers the exotic flavours of foreign places, reminisces about the carefree tastes of childhood and recreates the nostalgic aromas of home. Secondly, it is a celebration of 14 of Sam’s foodie friends. Each was charged with producing a menu for 6 people featuring relatively effortless, but nonetheless impressive, dishes. Contributors include Adi Badenhorst, Cara Brink, Mariana Esterhuizen, Ruben Riffel, Giorgio Nava, Callie Maritz and Mari-Louis Guy, and Karen Dudley.

Darryl

Darryl PDF

Author: Jackie Ess

Publisher: Clash Books

Published: 2021-05-18

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781944866846

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Darryl Cook is a man who seems to have everything: a quiet home in Western Oregon, a beautiful wife, and a lot of friends to fuck her while he watches. But as he explores the cuckolding lifestyle, he finds himself tugging at threads that threaten to unravel his marriage, his town, and himself. With empathy and humor, debut author Jackie Ess crafts a kaleidoscopic meditation on marriage, manhood, dreams, basketball, sobriety, and the secret lives of Oregonians. "Underneath the sharp satire and hilarious sexual irreverence this is a deadly serious book: a brilliant novel of a seeker, like The Pilgrim's Progress refracted by queer internet culture." -Torrey Peters, author of Detransition, Baby

The Sluts

The Sluts PDF

Author: Dennis Cooper

Publisher: Da Capo Press

Published: 2005-10-19

Total Pages: 304

ISBN-13: 9780786716746

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Set largely on the pages of a website where gay male escorts are reviewed by their clients, and told through the postings, emails, and conversations of several dozen unreliable narrators, The Sluts chronicles the evolution of one young escort's date with a satisfied client into a metafiction of pornography, lies, half-truths, and myth. Explicit, shocking, comical, and displaying the author's signature flair for blending structural complexity with direct, stylish, accessible language, The Sluts is Cooper's most transgressive novel since Frisk, and one of his most innovative works of fiction to date.

Bimbo Sluts from Hell

Bimbo Sluts from Hell PDF

Author: James Murphy

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2005-06

Total Pages: 202

ISBN-13: 0595356877

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The IPL Corporation is trying to bankrupt their recently acquired subsidiary, Rostor, which would devastate the 256 employees with their millions' worth of stock that they can't sell for another three years. Nancy Joseph organizes six women to stop IPL no matter what it takes.

This Is Our Rainbow

This Is Our Rainbow PDF

Author: Katherine Locke

Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers

Published: 2021-10-19

Total Pages: 320

ISBN-13: 0593303962

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The first LGBTQA+ anthology for middle-graders featuring stories for every letter of the acronym, including realistic, fantasy, and sci-fi stories by authors like Justina Ireland, Marieke Nijkamp, Alex Gino, and more! A boyband fandom becomes a conduit to coming out. A former bully becomes a first-kiss prospect. One nonbinary kid searches for an inclusive athletic community after quitting gymnastics. Another nonbinary kid, who happens to be a pirate, makes a wish that comes true--but not how they thought it would. A tween girl navigates a crush on her friend's mom. A young witch turns herself into a puppy to win over a new neighbor. A trans girl empowers her online bestie to come out. From wind-breathing dragons to first crushes, This Is Our Rainbow features story after story of joyful, proud LGBTQA+ representation. You will fall in love with this insightful, poignant anthology of queer fantasy, historical, and contemporary stories from authors including: Eric Bell, Lisa Jenn Bigelow, Ashley Herring Blake, Lisa Bunker, Alex Gino, Justina Ireland, Shing Yin Khor, Katherine Locke, Mariama J. Lockington, Nicole Melleby, Marieke Nijkamp, Claribel A. Ortega, Mark Oshiro, Molly Knox Ostertag, Aisa Salazar, and AJ Sass.