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The Rotten Adventures of Zachary Ruthless #1

Author: Allan Woodrow

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2011-04-26

Total Pages: 180

ISBN-13: 006207718X

Are you rotten enough to read this book? Ha! And I mean that in a laugh-in-your-face, you’re not-really-rotten-at-all way. Have you ever destroyedthe planet? Turned earthworms into your personalarmy of doom? Refused to eat your broccoli andhidden it in your underwear? Well, never mind thatlast one. I mean, who hasn’t? But still, no one is asrotten as Zachary Ruthless. In fact, his adventuresare so rotten you might want to just put this bookdown now and back away very slowly.

The Rotten Adventures of Zachary Ruthless

Author: Allan Woodrow

Publisher:

Published: 2011

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780329851132

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Ten-year-old Zachary Ruthless, who aspires to join the Society of Utterly Rotten, Beastly, and Loathsome Lawbreaking Scoundrels (SOURBALLS), acquires an inexperienced but earnest henchman and sets out to prove how evil he can be.

The Rotten Adventures of Zachary Ruthless #3: Sourballs

Author: Allan Woodrow

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 2012-04-24

Total Pages: 176

ISBN-13: 9780062005892

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"When Zachary Ruthless wins an essay contest in SUPER VILLAIN WEEKLY, he and his henchman, Newt, get to spend the day on board an evil blimp with SOURBALLS (the Society of Utterly Rotten, Beastly, and Loathsome, Lawbreaking Scoundrels). Will the super villains live up to the vile image Zachary has of them?"--

The Pet War

Author: Allan Woodrow

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2013-10-29

Total Pages: 229

ISBN-13: 0545513219

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THE PET WAR is a hilarious story about the timeless battles of dog vs. cat, brother vs. sister, know-it-all vs. know-nothing. Eleven-year-old Otto wants a dog. His twelve-year-old perfect sister, Lexi, wants a cat. Their mother, who works very long hours as a nurse, wants neither. Pets are expensive so who's going to pay for everything? And what happens to the pet when the siblings are at their dad's for the weekend? Otto has an idea. What if he got a job and earned enough money to pay for the dog? Then Lexi has to open her big mouth. She proposes that whichever sibling can raise enough money first will decide which pet they get. Oddly enough, their mom and dad agree. With Otto and Lexi each out to defeat the other, their business plans become more elaborate and involved. As the competition gets fiercer, the stakes get higher, and the battle lines have been drawn, so let the Pet War begin. . . .

The Curse of the Werepenguin

Author: Allan Woodrow

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2019-08-13

Total Pages: 352

ISBN-13: 0451480457

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"Young Frankenstein meets The Princess Bride in the most hysterically hilarious book I've read in years."--Chris Grabenstein, #1 New York Times bestselling author All orphan Bolt Wattle has ever wanted was to find his true family. When a mysterious baron in far-off Brugaria sends for Bolt, he wonders if he's getting closer to finding his long-lost parents. But Baron Chordata appears to be a twelve-year-old boy who wears tuxedos all the time, shouts at everyone, and forbids Bolt from asking questions. Things couldn't get any worse . . . until midnight, when the Baron bites Bolt and turns him into a half boy, half penguin. Then things really couldn't get worse-- nope, wait, they get a lot worse. With the help and hindrance of a plucky girl who just might be the world's greatest bandit, a whale cult led by a man whose weapon is a stale loaf of French bread, and a sinister but friendly fortune-teller who can't stop cackling, Bolt's on a quest to reverse the curse, return to human form, and stop the Baron from taking over the country of Brugaria with his army of mind-controlled penguins in what might be the weirdest--and funniest--middle-grade novel you've ever read.

The Contagious Colors of Mumpley Middle School

Author: Fowler DeWitt

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2013-09-03

Total Pages: 288

ISBN-13: 1442478314

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Something strange is happening to the sixth grade—and it’s up to student scientist Wilmer Dooley to crack the case in this hilarious mystery “filled with entertaining twists and nutty characters” (Publishers Weekly). If there’s one important thing Wilmer Dooley’s dad always says, it’s this: “Where are my car keys?” Okay, maybe not that. He also says: “Observe!” Wilmer has always known that the greatest science comes from the keenest observations. So when he observes his classmates looking a little green…and orange...and chartreuse-fuchsia polka-dotted...he knows that it’s up to him to find the cause of this mysterious illness—and its cure. But with his arch nemesis, Claudius Dill, hot on his heels; the eagle-eyed biology teacher, Mrs. Padgett, determined to thwart his plans; and a host of fluorescent classmates bouncing off the walls at increasingly dangerous speeds, can Wilmer prove he has what it takes to save the sixth grade from a colorful demise before it’s too late?

Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung Fu Cavemen from the Future

Author: Dav Pilkey

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2012-12-01

Total Pages: 686

ISBN-13: 0545513162

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Tra-la-laaa! Dav Pilkey -- ahem -- we mean, George and Harold, the authors of SUPER DIAPER BABY, are back with their second epic novel! Meet Ook and Gluk, the stars of this sensationally silly graphic novel from the creators of Captain Underpants! It's 500,001 BC, and Ook and Gluk's hometown of Caveland, Ohio, is under attack by an evil corporation from the future. When Ook, Gluk, and their little dinosaur pal Lily are pulled through a time portal to 2222, they discover a future world that's even more devastated than their own. Luckily, they find a friend in Master Wong, a martial arts instructor who trains them in the ways of kung fu. Now all they have to do is travel back in time 502,223 years and save the day!

The Rotten Adventures of Zachary Ruthless #2: The Stench of Goodness

Author: Allan Woodrow

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 2013-01-01

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780062005885

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What do glittery rainbows, a sinister batch of soda, and 1,000 sleepy crickets have in common? We have no idea. I mean, come on. Glittery rainbows? Yech! But two of those things appear in Zachary Ruthless?s second rotten adventure, along with exploding trucks, horrible, secret plans, and other things too terrifying to mention here. Just thinking about them makes our skin crawl. And have you ever seen crawling skin? No? Then consider yourself lucky.

The Revenge of the Werepenguin

Author: Allan Woodrow

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2020-08-04

Total Pages: 385

ISBN-13: 059311423X

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Following the book Chris Grabenstein called "the most hysterically hilarious book I've read in years," the saga about the evil werepenguins of Brugaria continues! When we last saw our hero Bolt Waddle, he'd narrowly escaped the clutches of the evil Baron Chordata, but not the fate of becoming a half-boy, half-penguin for life. Living with his penguin colony far from other humans, he's adjusting to life as a full-time werepenguin when his bandit friend Annika tracks him down and begs for his help. Her father has been imprisoned by the Earl of Sphen, another ruthless werepenguin who rules his small country with an iron flipper. Bolt and Annika recruit a washed-up pirate and a plucky were-gull to help with their rescue mission, but as they get closer to victory, they realize that the Earl of Sphen isn't the only werepenguin whose sinister plans could cause their downfall.

Unschooled

Author: Allan Woodrow

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2017-08-29

Total Pages: 333

ISBN-13: 1338116908

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Allan Woodrow is back with another pitch-perfect middle-grade novel full of hilarious antics, epic arguments, and a fifth grade that just doesn't get along! This year's fifth graders are the worst Principal Klein has ever seen. But he's hoping that Spirit Week can teach them teamwork, with a top secret prize for the winning team as incentive.Best friends George and Lilly have been looking forward to Spirit Week all year. They might be complete opposites, but they can't wait to be on the winning team together. When their classes end up rivals, with Lilly leading Team Red and George leading Team Blue, the friends swear they can compete and remain best friends.But suddenly there are slimed lockers, sabotaged costumes, and class pets held hostage. As the mischief escalates, it threatens everything, including the prize. Because if Principal Klein finds out, Spirit Week will be canceled and the students will spend the rest of the year in detention.Can George and Lilly find a way to fix their friendship and get the entire fifth grade to play fair, or is the most awesome week of fifth grade about to make this the worst school year ever?