The Miss Nelson Collection

The Miss Nelson Collection PDF

Author: Harry Allard

Publisher: Clarion Books

Published: 2014

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780544082229

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The three classic school stories. Accept no substitute. More than forty years ago Viola Swamp slinked into Room 207 at Horace B. Smedley School and whipped Miss Nelson's terrible, rude, worst-class-in-the-whole-school students into shape. In the intervening generations since the publication of Miss Nelson Is Missing , millions of children have been fascinated by the legend of Miss Swamp. A diabolical creation from the minds of Harry G. Allard and James Marshall, Miss Nelson's alter ego illuminates the folly of misbehavior through amazing feats of disguise. And she's never been more hilarious than now For the first time ever, Miss Nelson Is Missing , Miss Nelson Is Back, and Miss Nelson Has a Field Day are available in one volume. This comical, collectable treasury of stories is a must-have for teachers and their mischievous students everywhere.

Miss Nelson is Missing!

Miss Nelson is Missing! PDF

Author: Harry Allard

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Published: 1977

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 9780395401460

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Suggests activities to be used at home to accompany the reading of Miss Nelson is missing by Harry Allard in the classroom.

Miss Nelson Has a Field Day

Miss Nelson Has a Field Day PDF

Author: Harry Allard

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Published: 1985

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 9780395486542

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Librarian from the black lagoon: A class plans their first visit to the library.

Miss Nelson is Back

Miss Nelson is Back PDF

Author: Harry Allard

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Published: 1982

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 9780395329566

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Miss Nelson must leave her class for a little while, and out of boredom the children begin to act up. Miss Nelson finds out about this and calls on her evil friend, the witch, Miss Viola Swamp. Just as in the previous book in this series (Miss Nelson is Missing), Miss Swamp puts More...the children's mischief to bed, and gets the kids working hard again

Female Trouble

Female Trouble PDF

Author: Antonya Nelson

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2002-04-23

Total Pages: 258

ISBN-13: 0743242343

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"Nelson's prose is precise and energetic, and her insights delight because they manage to be at once surprising and so right as to seem inevitable." -- The New York Times Book Review Antonya Nelson is widely regarded as one of America's most talented women writers -- The New Yorker has named her one of the twenty best writers of her generation -- and with Female Trouble she returns to the short-story form with which she made her original literary mark. Thirteen wise, funny, and startlingly perceptive stories about the vagaries of marriage, the uncertainties of family, and the revelations of female life, Female Trouble looks at the relationships not just between men and women but also between parents and children, brothers and sisters. Probing the subjects of love, fidelity, desire, dependence, and solitude, Nelson explores the broad notion of family from myriad angles, but always with surprising insight and her trademark offbeat humor. The title story features a thirty-year-old man carrying on intimate relationships with three different women -- one institutionalized, one pregnant, one purely maternal -- but unable to commit to any of them. "Incognito" depicts a divorced woman whose turbulent teen years are suddenly brought back to her when she returns to her hometown with her own teenage daughter. In "The Unified Front," a husband reckons with his wife's decision to steal a baby while at a famous theme park, and in "Stitches," a disturbing late-night phone call forces a mother to confront her college-age daughter's sexuality and her own adulterous past. Set in the vividly rendered Southwest and Midwest, these moving stories are dark and honest portraits of people in moral quandaries, gray areas, unclear circumstances -- stories that reveal us to ourselves with disturbing clarity. As always, Nelson astounds with the clean, terse power of her language, and she deftly uses humor to expose the soft underbellies of her tough-talking, unblinking characters. These are stories that will linger in the reader's mind long after they are read.

The Stupids Have a Ball

The Stupids Have a Ball PDF

Author: Harry Allard

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Published: 1978

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 9780395361696

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The Stupid family celebrates the children's awful report cards by inviting their relatives to a costume party. "Everybody's pet crazies make a return appearance in Allard's story and Marshall's color cartoons, the sequel to their hit The Stupids Step Out." -- Publishers Weekly

So Many Books, So Little Time

So Many Books, So Little Time PDF

Author: Sara Nelson

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2004-10-05

Total Pages: 260

ISBN-13: 9780425198193

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“Will make many readers smile with recognition.”—The New Yorker “Readaholics, meet your new best friend.”—People “This book is bliss.”—The Boston Globe Sometimes subtle, sometimes striking, the interplay between our lives and our books is the subject of this unique memoir by well-known publishing correspondent and self-described “readaholic” Sara Nelson. The project began as an experiment with a simple plan—fifty-two weeks, fifty-two books—that fell apart in the first week. It was then that Sara realized the books chose her as much as she chose them, and the rewards and frustrations they brought were nothing she could plan for. From Solzhenitsyn to Laura Zigman, Catherine M. to Captain Underpants, the result is a personal chronicle of insight, wit, and enough infectious enthusiasm to make a passionate reader out of anybody.

Miss Nelson Gets a Telephone Call

Miss Nelson Gets a Telephone Call PDF

Author: Harry Allard

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2014-10-21

Total Pages: 50

ISBN-13: 9781500976200

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Late one Friday the 13th in November, Miss Nelson gets an alarming anonymous telephone call. She then takes an ill-starred short cut through the dilapidated and soon-to-be-razed Old East Wing. There she stumbles upon something that almost unhinges her mind and that causes her to swoon. But luckily for her, exactly one week later, and at the very same hour and in the very same spot, an old friend of hers surfaces who, putting her shoulder to the wheel, quickly unmasks the malevolent telephone caller who is bound and determined to oust Miss Nelson from Room 207, nudging her into early retirement, and -with luck- sending her packing to a hospital, clinic, or cozy nursing home specializing in nerve cases. The plot foiled, both Miss Nelson and her tenebrous alter ego, Miss Swamp, turn up trumps again and carry the day.

The Gym Teacher from the Black Lagoon

The Gym Teacher from the Black Lagoon PDF

Author: Mike Thaler

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2014-03-25

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 0545667968

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It's another scary day at the Black Lagoon. . . . There's a new gym teacher transferring over from the junior high, and Hubie is worried. The junior high students say he's big, mean, and blows his whistle a lot. Will Hubie really have to run a lap around the world to pass Mr. Green's class? Will he be able to lift Mr. Green's pickup truck and climb up a rope while it's on fire?Hubie doesn't want to go to gym class anymore!

Miss Rosie's Quilt Collection

Miss Rosie's Quilt Collection PDF

Author: Carrie & Miss Rosie Nelson

Publisher: Leisure Arts

Published: 2006-01-01

Total Pages: 96

ISBN-13: 9781574865363

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An easy-to-follow guide to quilting for beginners and advanced quilters includes fourteen quilting projects such as American Pie, Wild Irish Rose, Tuesday Sue, Stella Blue, Six Degrees, Sweet Emma, Rose, Tag Sale, Amadeus, Uptown Girl, and many more, as well as easy rotary cutting directions. Original.