The World's Funniest Lawyer Jokes
Author: Steven D. Price
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
Published: 2011-05-10
Total Pages: 241
ISBN-13: 1616082542
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →The most clever, sidesplitting collection of lawyer jokes . . . bar none.
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The Greatest Lawyer Jokes of All Time
Author: William L. Pfeifer
Publisher:
Published: 2007
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9780978727772
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Written by a lawyer, this work primarily targets attorneys but also mocks judges, police officers, criminal defendants, clients, doctors, and other people who have to deal with lawyers.
The Lawyer's Joke Book
Author: John Patrick Dolan
Publisher: Advantage Media Group
Published: 2008-09
Total Pages: 82
ISBN-13: 1599320681
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Lawyer jokes have been around since there have been lawyers. In fact, the very first lawyer to ever pass the bar was Mediocritus, who went on to invent the billable hour. People make jokes about lawyers for the same reason that dogs lick themselves because they can. Lawyers are easy targets because everyone in America has at one time either a) hired a lawyer, b) hated a lawyer, or c) has been a lawyer. No matter what your affiliation with the legal profession is, you will enjoy this book. If you don't enjoy it, hey, sue us.
The Best Lawyer Jokes Ever
Author: Beth Tripmacher
Publisher: MetroBooks (NY)
Published: 2002-05
Total Pages: 130
ISBN-13: 9781586636142
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →-- Will tip the scales of laughter in your favor, sentencing you to hours of helpless hilarity with some of the funniest jokes and quotes from the hollowed halls of justice. -- More than 100 uproarious jokes -- Handsomely designed with lively illustrations -- A perfect gift for Father's Day, or for the new lawyer in the family.
Lawyers Joke Book
Author: Chester Croker
Publisher:
Published: 2020-11-18
Total Pages: 92
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious lawyers joke book. Lawyers, attorneys, legal executives, paralegals and others will enjoy this collection of funny jokes for lawyers. You will be rolling on the floor with laughter at this huge case load of gags. This mixture of lawyer jokes are laugh out loud funny and will prove that lawyers have a good sense of humor. This book is brand new in November 2020, and it is guaranteed to give you a permanent smile. Inside you will find many quality legal jokes, many cheesy lawyer jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Do not delay, and buy it now!
Hilarious Lawyer Jokes
Author: Steven D. Price
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2015-02-10
Total Pages: 256
ISBN-13: 1629149853
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has had a hearty chuckle over attorney-aimed humor. Hilarious Lawyer Jokes pokes the most fun (and malice) at a profession that has been targeted with humorous jabs for centuries. From this single hilarious source, with full-color illustrations, get your one-liners (Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only three. The rest are true stories.), your historical and literary quotations (Litigation: A machine that you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage—Ambrose Bierce: The Devil’s Dictionary), and all the lengthier, fun-to-share forensic funnies you can handle, such as: A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. “My BMW! My BMW!” he sobbed. A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, “Sir, sir, you’re bleeding. And, my god, your left arm is gone!” The lawyer looked down and screamed, “My Rolex! My Rolex!” In summation, you must find Hilarious Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.
The World's Funniest Lawyer Jokes
Author: Steven D. Price
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2011-05-11
Total Pages: 240
ISBN-13: 1620879697
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has laughed at attorney-aimed humor. Now here is the best and most recent collection of jokes, anecdotes, quotations, and proverbs that poke fun (. . . and malice) at the legal profession. In summation, you must find The World’s Funniest Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.
The World's Best Lawyer Jokes
Author: Edward Phillips
Publisher:
Published: 1989-01-01
Total Pages: 96
ISBN-13: 9780207162282
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Model Rules of Professional Conduct
Author: American Bar Association. House of Delegates
Publisher: American Bar Association
Published: 2007
Total Pages: 216
ISBN-13: 9781590318737
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →The Model Rules of Professional Conduct provides an up-to-date resource for information on legal ethics. Federal, state and local courts in all jurisdictions look to the Rules for guidance in solving lawyer malpractice cases, disciplinary actions, disqualification issues, sanctions questions and much more. In this volume, black-letter Rules of Professional Conduct are followed by numbered Comments that explain each Rule's purpose and provide suggestions for its practical application. The Rules will help you identify proper conduct in a variety of given situations, review those instances where discretionary action is possible, and define the nature of the relationship between you and your clients, colleagues and the courts.
Lawyer Jokes Book
Author: Juicy Quotes
Publisher:
Published: 2019-12-29
Total Pages: 84
ISBN-13: 9781652833048
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →In this Lawyers Jokes Book you will find over 20 pages of funny lawyer jokes as well as over 50 more pages of jokes about other professions including jokes and puns about army, customer service, call centers, dentists, doctors, firemen, teachers and the navy. So there are lots of funny jokes and puns about lots of different professions including lots of lawyer jokes. Available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoying lots of laughs from this joke book today!
