The Golf Gods
Author: Robert Brown
Publisher:
Published: 2007
Total Pages: 220
ISBN-13: 9781587264511
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The Golf Gods: Who They Are, What They Want, and How to Appease Them Updated Edition
Author: Robert Brown
Publisher:
Published: 2019-11-21
Total Pages: 264
ISBN-13: 9780999866757
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →HILARIOUS. TAKES THE PAIN OUT OF PLAYING GOLF Good for you and as a gift for the golfers in your life A game that is flog spelled backward must be abetted by some form of higher power. Over golf's half millennium history, millions of players have cried out to many deities hoping to be pulled from the quagmire. The Golf Gods, written by the golf gods themselves, has been graciously provided to the modern golfer. No longer will superstition ruin an otherwise enjoyable outing. Readers will benefit from thousands of years of golf god experience. Want to break 100? Learn what golf god to ask. Know the secret of Tiger Woods. Master the 19th hole. Triple the joy of playing golf. Be on a first name basis with all 23 golf gods. All the facts presented in The Golf Gods are true. Everything else is also true to varying degrees. Includes amazing illustrations by the renowned artist Roger Schillerstrom.
Revenge of the Golf Gods
Author: Howard Jahre
Publisher: iUniverse
Published: 2015-01-23
Total Pages: 334
ISBN-13: 1491751819
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Ben Hogan, considered to be the greatest striker of the golf ball, would beat balls on the practice range until his hands bled. He once said that in a good round, he hit just three shots exactly the way he wanted. He understood that golf is more a game of misses than a game of perfection. Until a brash young amateur attempts to prove him wrong. When Gordon Howard, trust fund baby and amateur golfer par excellence, comes to the sudden realization that his cushy job working for his father’s mega hedge fund has been a colossal mistake, his world free- falls into a tailspin. Searching for fulfillment and meaning to his life, he throws caution to the wind and embarks on a mission to become a professional golfer on the PGA tour. His goal is to win the coveted US Open. Amidst the pressure of his level headed girlfriend to abandon his pipedream, Gordon is contacted by a man he has never met, who offers him what he has been desperately searching for, an infallible golf swing. But the price Gordon pays for such perfection is much more than he ever bargained for.
Finding Ti Ming & Tem Po
Author: Mark Button
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Published: 2011-11-16
Total Pages: 208
ISBN-13: 1468501496
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Who controls every bounce, gust of wind and subtle break on the golf course? It's Ti Ming and Tem Po, the mystical golf gods, of course! Ti Ming and Tem Po are the guardians of the game. They know all, see all and control the fate of everything in golf. Those who dishonor or disbelieve in the golf gods do so at their own peril. In the first book from Texas golf writer Mark Button, "Finding Ti Ming & Tem Po, Legend of the golf gods," believers young and old benefit from their trust in the golf gods. Disguised as small wooden statues, Ti Ming and Tem Po come alive in the dream world and teach their students to love, respect and master the game. All the while, the golf gods impart the life lessons and virtues the game instills, such as confidence, honesty, judgment, respect and perseverance. Their amazing journey touches the lives of many. Among them are Jack, a curious young boy seeking confidence; Anna, a cocky tomboy with a strained relationship with her father; and Tommy, a once-promising amateur golfer whose life is derailed by bad decisions. With the help of Ti Ming and Tem Po, things change dramatically for all who believe. Good fortunes on the golf course await all who believe, including you. If you believe in Ti Ming and Tem Po, anything is possible. Long live the golf gods! Visit www.timingandtempo.com for more information.
The Gods of Golf
Author: David L. Smith
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 1997-06
Total Pages: 389
ISBN-13: 0671547747
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Equal parts enchanting fable and hilarious satire, The Gods of Golf puts a fresh spin on the idea of golf as a metaphor for life.
The Golf Gods
Author: David Green
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Published: 2009-11-25
Total Pages: 96
ISBN-13: 1449050042
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Imagine if you suddenly found yourself in a world where golf is the way of life. Each morning the people on this world get up and play golf and work on their courses. According to the condition of their course and, any improvements; they get paid for it. Every person’s course is a reflection of their persona. You are the course inspector. You work for the Golf Gods. You are responsible for inspecting the condition of each person’s course. You meet people like, Slow Hand Sunn, Betting Thomas, Mangled Mandie and others. You find yourself involved with night-golfers and in conflict with the committee of moral, ethical and economic development. It is a spiritual quest that is both enlightening and thought provoking. It is an astonishing and educational journey. With the help of a mystical book and a mysterious guide it is a journey not soon to be forgotten.
Finding Ti Ming & Tem Po
Author: Mark P. Button
Publisher:
Published: 2011-11-16
Total Pages: 208
ISBN-13: 9781468501506
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →The mystical golf gods Ti Ming and Tem Po are the guardians of the game. They know all, see all and control the fate of everyone and everything on the golf course. Disguised as small wooden statues, the golf gods come to life in the dreams of believers. They teach their students how to love, respect and master the game of golf. All the while, Ti Ming and Tem Po impart the life lessons and virtues the game instills, such as confidence, honesty, judgment, respect and perseverance. Their amazing journey touches the lives of many. Among them are Jack, a curious young boy with confidence issues; Anna, a cocky tomboy with a strained relationship with her father; and Tommy, a once-promising amateur golfer whose life is derailed by bad decisions. With the help of Ti Ming and Tem Po, things change dramatically for all who believe. Players young and old benefit from their trust in the golf gods. Good fortunes on the golf course await all who believe, including you.
The Rulebook of the Golf Gods
Author: D E Wieland
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: 2022-08-15
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →The Royal and Ancient and the USGA have their rulebook and the golf gods have theirs. The official rulebook has been written and rewritten for over 250 years. And now for the first time in writing here is THE RULEBOOK OF THE GOLF GODS. The golfing authorities dictate how the game is to be played and scored. However, where the ball goes is strictly up to the golf gods. Generations of golfers have always wondered where the ugly, crazy and frustrating shots come from. The answer is finally here. This book covers the things that happen on a golf course that aren't covered anywhere in the official golf rulebook. Subjects include equipment, preparation, strategy, tee shots, shots to the green, chipping, putting, trees, bunkers, water, weather, good breaks bad breaks, and talking to the ball. Don't feel bad the next time you hit a strange or lousy golf shot. It isn't your fault. It is just the golf goods seeking entertainment at your expense.
The Golf Gods are Laughing
Author: Robert Woodcox
Publisher:
Published: 1999
Total Pages: 196
ISBN-13: 9780929765655
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →The author shares his golf experiences and offers a humorous look at an ecounter with an alligator, the 17 drivers and putters in his garage, and unusual episodes from the history of golf.
Conversations With The Golf God
Author: Robert K. Swisher, Jr.
Publisher:
Published: 2021-04-12
Total Pages: 110
ISBN-13: 9780997909692
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Ever since the first tortured soul attempted to hit a small ball with a crooked stick and hit the ball straight golfers have driven themselves half insane wondering if the Golf God is real. Wonder no more you poor souls obsessed with the agonizing game of golf. THE GOLF GOD IS REAL! The Golf God appeared to a devastated Shanks in the bar of the Fleece Muni after Shanks had choked an 18 inch putt to lose a bet. The Golf God informed Shanks he had been chosen to be the Golf Gods disciple. Why have I been chosen?" Shanks asked in utter bewilderment. "Because you are the worst putter I have ever seen and to continue to play the game you have to be consumed with unquestionable devotion," answered the Golf God righteously. The Golf God also informed Shanks he would be blessed to write the Golf Gods' legacy. In between beer, cigarettes, and pizza the Golf God told Shanks the real history of golf, made clear what golf terms really mean, explained why we play the game, gave a few tips about putting, driving, and chipping, and revealed secrets on how to improve your game without spending thousands of dollars on golf lessons. Shanks also shared several stories about real life golfers - the kind who take your hard earned cash and lie about their handicaps. Grab a slice of pizza, have a beer, then sit back and enjoy the conversations between Shanks and the Golf God. (Side note: The Golf God is overjoyed when you play golf on Sunday and is not affiliated with any organized religion.)
