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The Funniest New York Knicks Joke Book Ever

Author: Wayne Domingez

Publisher:

Published: 2013-06-16

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781304120625

The Funniest New York Knicks Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at basketball and our biggest rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up during the big games or in the bars after a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. Go Knicks

The Best Ever Book of Knicks Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub

Published: 2012-09-20

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781478369066

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Knicks' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Knicks' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Knicks Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Knicks' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Knicks' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Knicks' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Knicks' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Knicks' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Knicks' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Knicks' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best New York Islanders Joke Book Ever

Author: Mark Durdone

Publisher:

Published: 2013-06-13

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781304121332

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Hilarious jokes for New York Islanders fans. This book is packed with laugh out loud jokes about our opponents, have a laugh at our biggest rivals expense. This book will make even the toughest hockey fan smile.

The Funniest New York Giants Joke Book Ever

Author: Jordan Walker

Publisher:

Published: 2012-11-24

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781300441007

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The Funniest New York Giants Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football and our rivals. Jokes about the Philadelphia Eagles, Dallas Cowboys, Washington Redskins and many more. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up in the MetLife Stadium or by Giants fans in the bars after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Big Blue

The Best New York Mets Joke Book Ever

Author: Richard Grail

Publisher:

Published: 2013-06-05

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781300811916

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The Best New York Mets Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at baseball and our rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up in the ballpark or in the bars after a game and a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Mets

The Best New York Yankees Joke Book Ever

Author: Ted Franklin

Publisher:

Published: 2013-06-05

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781300810872

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The Best New York Yankees Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at baseball and our rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up in the ballpark or in the bars after a game and a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Yankees

Blood in the Garden

Author: Chris Herring

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2022-01-18

Total Pages: 368

ISBN-13: 1982132132

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INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER The definitive history of the 1990s New York Knicks, illustrating how Pat Riley, Patrick Ewing, John Starks, Charles Oakley, and Anthony Mason resurrected the iconic franchise through oppressive physicality and unmatched grit. For nearly an entire generation, the New York Knicks have been a laughingstock franchise. Since 2001, they’ve spent more money, lost more games, and won fewer playoff series than any other NBA team. But during the preceding era, the Big Apple had a club it was madly in love with—one that earned respect not only by winning, but through brute force. The Knicks were always looking for fights, often at the encouragement of Pat Riley. They fought opposing players. They fought each other. Hell, they even occasionally fought their own coaches. The NBA didn’t take kindly to their fighting spirit. Within two years, league officials moved to alter several rules to stop New York from turning its basketball games into bloody mudwrestling matches. Nevertheless, as the 1990s progressed, the Knicks endeared themselves to millions of fans; not for how much they won, but for their colorful cast of characters and their hardworking mentality. Now, through his original reporting and interviews with more than two hundred people, author Chris Herring delves into the origin, evolution, and eventual demise of the iconic club. He takes us inside the locker room, executive boardrooms, and onto the court for the key moments that lifted the club to new heights, and the ones that threatened to send everything crashing down in spectacular fashion. Blood in the Garden is a portrait filled with eye-opening details that have never been shared before, revealing the full story of the franchise in the midst of the NBA’s golden era. And rest assured, no punches will be pulled. Which is just how those rough-and-tumble Knicks would like it.

The Funniest Brooklyn Nets Joke Book Ever

Author: Kevin Flooding

Publisher:

Published: 2013-06-16

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781304120519

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The Funniest Brooklyn Nets Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at basketball and our biggest rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up during the big games or in the bars after a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Nets

The New York City Cab Driver's Best Joke Book Ever!

Author: Jim Pietsch

Publisher:

Published: 2015-06-05

Total Pages: 192

ISBN-13: 9780692414736

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What do hookers, Wall Street brokers, actors, tourists, rock stars, priests, drug dealers, fashion models, tourists, bartenders, old ladies, newlyweds, and divorce attorneys have in common? In the back of a cab, they all gave New York City cabbie Jim Pietsch a good time. Just because he asked them one simple question: "Heard any good jokes lately?" And they delivered...everything from crazy crack-you-up clean jokes, to fall-on-the-floor-laughing raunchy jokes. Jim didn't just listen and laugh, though. He shared the funniest of them all in his bestselling The New York City Cab Driver's Joke Book and its side-splitting sequel, The New York City Cab Driver Joke Book, Volume 2. Now, the Master Joke Magnet is back, putting together all the A-#1 Primo Material Killer Jokes from his first two books into one punchline packed volume. Jim got his first book deal when an editor for Warner Books got into his cab. After they spent the long trip trading jokes while driving from the West Side to the East side, she told him that he should write a book and gave him her card. He called her, and two weeks later he delivered a proposal to her at her office. The next day, she offered him a book deal and Jim's Joke World was officially born. Only in New York! The New York City Cab Driver's BEST JOKE BOOK EVER includes over 300 of Jim's favorite one-liners and story jokes. He hopes that joke tellers everywhere will use this volume as their handbook, telling the jokes to everyone they know, and spreading hysterical laughter all over the world.

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about New York Knicks

Author: Ian Carroll

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2017-11-23

Total Pages: 132

ISBN-13: 9781981109425

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****PRANK BOOK**** - The ULTIMATE 'Secret Santa' gift, for the avid Basketball fan. The book contains absolutely nothing, just the title on each page throughout the 130 pages! The book is blank and sold as a joke for people who dislike the team or a joke to play on people who absolutely love and adore their team - would make an ideal Christmas Present and is available for many, many Basketball teams. Just wait until they open their present to find a book on their favourite or least favourite Basketball team! Watch them look annoyed or laughing with joy as they flick through the quality blank pages!! The book would be ideal to use as a notebook and will amuse and thrill your family and friends!!