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The Fool's Best Joke Book Volume 1

Author: Neil Hutchison

Publisher: Proglen Trading Co., Ltd.

Published: 2014-03-28

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 6167817375

Welcome to the world of humour. What makes human beings laugh can be broadly defined under three headings: someone else's misfortune, someone else's misunderstanding or someone else's stupidity. The keywords here are "someone else's" because, let's face it, most silly things are much funnier when they happen to someone else. Neil Hutchison, creator of The Fool in Paradise, has collected thousands of jokes, then catalogued and listed them in this first volume of the Fool's Best Jokes. Now the many fans of the Fool will not have to be told that the jokes will veer away from political correctness until they are travelling in the absolute opposite direction. Now, if you have never read any of the many books about the Fool be prepared to be shocked. This book is not recommended to be read in situations where others may report you for laughing and talking to yourself. It's not recommended for those of a more liberal bent, be it feminism or any other trendy ism. The author refuses to take responsibility for any medical problems that this book may engender in readers. Life is ShortBreak the Rules Forgive Quickly Love Truly Laugh Uncontrollably ... and ... Never Regret Anything That Made You Smile

The Super Duper Joke Book (Volume 1)

Author: Editors of Cider Mill Press

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2019-07-02

Total Pages: 192

ISBN-13: 1604338725

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Presents a series of jokes, puns, and wordplay about school, animals, and monsters.

Fool's Frenzy Volume 1

Author: Mir Aus

Publisher: Cockerel Publisher

Published:

Total Pages: 73

ISBN-13:

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This book is a comеdy goldminе, packеd with hilarious jokеs, clеvеr stand-up comеdy routinеs, and funny short storiеs that will kееp you еntеrtainеd for hours. Thе bеst part? This book offers a widе rangе of humor, catеring to all tastеs. Whеthеr you prеfеr witty onе-linеrs or еlaboratе puns, you'rе guarantееd to find somеthing that will makе you chucklе. With its rеcеnt storiеs dеlivеrеd through jokеs and cartoon illustrations, "Fool's Frеnzy" is thе pеrfеct choicе for anyonе who lovеs a good laugh. But what sеts "Fool's Frеnzy" apart is its approach to humor. It's not just about making you laugh – it's about еxploring thе funny sidе of life and finding humor in еvеryday situations. Whether you are stuck in traffic, dealing with a problеmatic coworkеr, or just fееling down, "Fool's Frеnzy" will lift your spirits and put a smilе on your facе. "Fool's Frеnzy" is a must-rеad for anyone who lovеs a good laugh. Gеt rеady to laugh your way through thе pagеs and еxpеriеncе thе joy of "Fool's Frеnzy!"

Laughs & Giggles

Author: G Nyla Phillips

Publisher:

Published: 2019-06-17

Total Pages: 42

ISBN-13: 9781074530457

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This little illustrated book of Funny Wild Animal Jokes has been carefully created with young children in mind. Laugh out loud about silly lions, elephants, hyenas, giraffes, hippos and more. Go wild with these cleanclean, animal friendly, and hilariously funnyjokes! Kids love jokes and they'll love having these silly jokes to share with their friends. This book includes: riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. The very last page has a bonus joke! For the Q&A riddle jokes, the questions are on the front facing pages and the answers are on the back of each question page. All pages are colorful and each joke is beautifully illustrated. Q: What kind of joke do you tell a hyena? A: It doesn't matter, he'll laugh at anything! Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? A: It takes them a long time to swallow their pride. Look inside to see more jokes! About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create resources for teachers. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author. Check out the other books in this series!

Best Kids' Knock-Knock Jokes Ever! Volume 1

Author: Highlights

Publisher: Highlights Press

Published: 2018-07-17

Total Pages: 129

ISBN-13: 1684372453

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More than 300 silly jokes perfect for back-and-forth play! Curated by the editors at Highlights, this collection is filled with 365 age-appropriate animal knock-knock jokes kids ages 6-9 will love. A great gift for budding comedians, Best Kids’ Knock-Knock Jokes Ever will knock kids’ socks off with laugh-out-loud fun. Knock-knock jokes are wildly popular with kids, and this collection features hundreds of them for sharing with anyone who needs a laugh. Comical black-and-white cartoons and kid-friendly topics like lunch, music, sports and fairy tales add to the appeal. Kids will love amusing themselves—and friends and family—with this hilarious knock-knock collection. Joke books encourage kids to read for fun and provide screen-free entertainment for road trips, rainy days and more—a great option for reluctant readers! Plus, sharing jokes with friends and family isn’t just fun; wordplay found in jokes boosts young readers’ language skills. Telling jokes also helps kids build confidence and social-emotional skills to help them succeed in school.

The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.

Author: Brian Boone

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2017-10-10

Total Pages: 174

ISBN-13: 1510729380

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Muggle world got you down? Dark Lord actively trying to end you? Horcrux fell into the abyss that is between your couch cushions? Need some laughter but haven’t learned the tickling charm yet? Don’t worry; The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book is here to relieve some of the daily stresses that accompany a life of witchcraft and wizardry. “Tom” Riddles, knock-knock jokes, and plenty of puns: How did Ron gas up the flying car?... ”Expecto petroleum!” How does a Quidditch newbie function?... By winging it! What kind of drink do magical parrots like?... Pollyjuice! What’s a Thestral’s favorite day of the week?... Flyday! For fans of the Harry Potter series, this gut-busting compendium of charming and magical quips pokes fun at some of your favorite characters and scenes from the books and movies. The jokes highlight some of the major characters, including Harry, Hermione, Ron, Hagrid, Dumbledore, and Voldemort, as well as many magical elements from the wizard world! Featuring hundreds of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun and clean humor for readers and fans of the bestselling series.

Fools

Author: Neil Simon

Publisher: Concord Theatricals

Published: 1981

Total Pages: 86

ISBN-13: 9780573608773

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Leon Tolchinsky is ecstatic. He’s landed a terrific teaching job in an idyllic Russian hamlet. When he arrives, he finds people sweeping dust from the stoops back into their houses and people milking upside down to get more cream. The town has been cursed with Chronic Stupidity for two hundred years, and Leon’s job is to break the curse. No one tells him that if he stays over twenty-four hours and fails to break the curse, he too becomes stupid. But he has fallen in love with a girl so stupid, she has only recently learned how to sit down.

The Microsloth Joke Book

Author: David Pogue

Publisher: Berkley Trade

Published: 1997

Total Pages: 164

ISBN-13: 9780425160541

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In this wild, witty and wired satire of the Microsoft phenomenon, Macworld magazine's acclaimed humorist and columnist David Pogue assembles the greatest Microsoft jokes ever e-mailed, faxed, downloaded, or even spoken. Example...How many Bill Gates does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. He holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around him.The timing has never been better for a Microsoft joke book. The colossal success of Bill Gates and his massive company has spawned a major backlash in the past year. Microsoft jokes are all the rage -- you can see them printed in Newsweek or posted on the Net. Now David Pogue has collected the best of these jokes in one hilarious volume. No installation required! No RAM required! No slow-moving, over-sized software to drive you nuts! Just jokes. Lots of them.Includes: - Windows 95 horror stories from Shakespeare to Captain Kirk - Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates - the first-ever MicroSloth infomercial drinking game songs light bulb jokes - and more.

Gross Out Book: Funny Kids Books Ages 4-10

Author: El Ninjo

Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC

Published: 2014-08-21

Total Pages: 271

ISBN-13: 1635018412

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Gross Out Book: Funny Kids Books Ages 4-10 Best Graphic Novels For Kids Fart Book Volume 1 Let me introduce myself. My name is El Ninjo and I am the master butt whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart clouds! I guarantee, you and your kids will LOL at this funny fart book with more than 20 blasting bean blowing illustrations and booming fart situations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom burping crashes, and I am going to impress you with my creative windy ways. I will not only show you every vapor blowing cloud trick that I have in my inventory, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual gassy butt whistling fart rocket situation to your own benefit! The list of bottom belching and flatulent fart situations goes like this: The Wake Upper Popper The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot The Flying Carpet The Backpack Burster The Neighbor Detonator The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism The Lego Blower The Eruption In The Chicken Coop The Hand Stinker The Marshmallow Shooter The Stinky Tsunami The Sand Storm Exploder The Invisible Electric Fence Destroyer The Domino Bomber The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper... ...and many more steamy bean blowing fart episodes If you love Fun Stories For Kids: Books For Boys - Dog Humor - Fart Book & Gross Out Book with Cartoons, Fart Trick, Fart Gag & Fart Fantasy Adventures, check out this pant ripping Fart Book series! Purchase my Fart Book right now for your kids and have some fun tonight at bedtime or whenever the situation calls for some hilarious and fun kid stories and pictures.

The Fool is Back

Author: Neil Hutchison

Publisher: Proglen Trading Co., Ltd.

Published: 2013-06-19

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 6169082577

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The study of human stupidity is not a new science but it certainly makes fascinating reading. An interesting thing about the human race is that if there is a way to screw up, someone will eventually stumble upon it. Enter the fool. By the author of the Pattaya best seller Money Number One and the updated Money Still Number One, this the sequel to A Fool in Paradise, adding a further 32 stories to the colourful tapestry that is Pattaya, Thailand. In the opinion of many people including the author, Pattaya is the most wonderful place on the planet. As with A fool in Paradise, the stories are all true or based on true events. 'A Brief History of Pattaya' takes a lighthearted look at what the history books don't tell you whereas 'Miss Goodbar' offers advice to foreign men on how to choose, woo and cohabit with their Thai dream girl. 'Boys at Play' is the unofficial, unauthorized and unholy account of one holiday of lifetime. When you take six mischievous Aussie mates, add ten days of unsupervised freedom and put them together in South East Asia's number one party town, you get a true adventure of unbelievable proportions; full of fun, laughter, love, sex and tragedy. Why tragedy? Because none of them could ever speak about it, except amongst themselves. Apart from one photograph, this remains the only record of their tale. So pull up a chair, take your shoes off and relax. For your reading pleasure, The Fool is Back!