The Devil's Hairball

The Devil's Hairball PDF

Author: Peter Caffrey

Publisher:

Published: 2019-03-02

Total Pages: 268

ISBN-13: 9781794090699

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When Victor Holycross commits an act of heinous sacrilege at the Festival of the Blessed Virgin, he unwittingly brings forth a curse that transforms his wife and daughter into living hair balls. To seek absolution and lift the hairy plague, a penance is given: the recovery of stolen religious relics. With a time frame of forty days and forty nights and a bicycle as his sole form of transport, Victor finds himself helped (and often hindered) by a one-legged whore, a talking dog with strange sexual proclivities and an attack-nun. Thrust into a maelstrom of demonic confrontations, unholy alliances and duplicitous relationships, he soon discovers that the world is a darker place than he anticipated. The Devil's Hairball is an absurdist journey through a bizarro landscape, riddled with black humour, twisted characters and an unhealthy serving of spite and malice. "One of the most bizarre story ideas I have come across in recent years." Jim Mcleod - Gingernuts of Horror "Improper. That's how to sum up Peter Caffrey's raucous horror/comedy The Devil's Hairball ... dirty humour drips from every page." Kendall Reviews

Hair Ball from Outer Space

Hair Ball from Outer Space PDF

Author: Kirk Scroggs

Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers

Published: 2009-02-28

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13: 031606890X

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This kooky, creature-crammed romp for early readers keeps the pages turning with pictures--and laughs--on every page. In HAIRBALL FROM OUTER SPACE!, could Gramma really be brainwashed by aliens who want to take over the planet with fast food joints--serving dishes made from the good people of Gingham County? Wiley and Grampa, to the rescue!

The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie

The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie PDF

Author: Alan Bradley

Publisher: Random House Digital, Inc.

Published: 2009-01-20

Total Pages: 386

ISBN-13: 0553840762

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It is the summer of 1950 - and at the once-grand mansion of Buckshaw, young Flavia de Luce, an aspiring chemist with a passion for poison, is intrigued by a series of inexplicable events: A dead bird is found on the doorstep, a postage stamp bizarrely pinned to its beak. Then, hours later, Flavia finds an man lying in the cucumber patch and watches him as he takes his dying breath. For Flavia, who is both appalled and delighted, life begings in earnest when murder comes to Buckshaw. "This was by far the most interesting thing that had ever happened to me in my entire life."

The Devil’S Daughters

The Devil’S Daughters PDF

Author: Frank Roselli

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2018-09-12

Total Pages: 943

ISBN-13: 1984550691

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The Devils Daughters is the story of two sisters who were born in the late eighteen hundredths. They are Siamese twins, and they suffer from large tumors that cover their entire body. The girls grow up in a large mansion as their folks are the wealthiest in town. Their mother, Patricia, is kind and loving. But their father is a cold-blooded alcoholic, and he abuses them every chance he gets. Locking them away in the attic because of the way they look, he keeps them chained to the floor. Their names are Agatha and Greta Winters, and they are very intelligent for their age. The dark fairy tale is a constant struggle for them as their mother tries her best to keep them from becoming monsters like their father. He, on the other hand, wants to destroy any chance they have for a normal life. The question is, Will they ever defeat their tyrant father and escape the attic where they are imprisoned?

The Rainbreaker

The Rainbreaker PDF

Author: Steve Simon

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2007-07-02

Total Pages: 124

ISBN-13: 0595882722

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You just watched the 6 o'clock news. Now ask yourself, "When is God going to throw in the towel?" God came close once before: The Flood of Genesis. And John, in the last book of the Bible, wrote the newscast for the Armageddon. So where do we stand right now? Steve Simon doesn't presume to know. After all, he's an agnostic. But he does choose to believe in God. However, he's losing his faith in man. On the other hand, he hasn't lost his sense of humor and he has a cat to guide him through the hard times. Makes sense. The Rainbreaker is a fable that attacks some tough moral issues with a lot of good-natured fun. Lest you think that the author is poking fun at God, rest assured. God always comes out on top. It's "stupid human tricks" (such as the failure of nearly all human institutions) that convince Steve Simon that God will not destroy the world but simply replace humans with animals. Or something like that. Adults who've enjoyed "Marley & Me" and the satire of Amrose Bierce, P.J. O'Rourke, and Chris Buckley will laugh out loud at this genre-bender with a message.

The Devil's Panties Volume 2

The Devil's Panties Volume 2 PDF

Author: Jennie Breeden

Publisher: The Devil's Panties

Published:

Total Pages: 322

ISBN-13: 0983286027

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The Devil's Panties is not, in fact, satanic porn. It's an autobiographical comic strip about a girl in flame boots who works at a comic shop while dreaming of being a successful comic artist. As Jennie starts getting traction on her dream, Nigel the Pirate enters her world and shows her the ropes, slopes and gropes of convention life. However as things start to go awry, her conscience summons supernatural "help" from on high and down low. Little did Jen know that they would overstay their welcome.

The Buckshaw Chronicles 3-eBook Bundle

The Buckshaw Chronicles 3-eBook Bundle PDF

Author: Alan Bradley

Publisher: Anchor Canada

Published: 2012-10-30

Total Pages: 832

ISBN-13: 0385678894

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The Buckshaw Chronicles, Volume 1, brings together under one spine the bestselling The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie, The Weed That Strings the Hangman's Bag, and A Red Herring Without Mustard. Follow our precocious amateur detective with a passion for poison as she investigates the death of a man in her very own backyard's cucumber patch, goes behind the scenes of a puppet show to find out who wanted the puppet master dead, and as she looks into the crystal ball to find out why corpse after corpse is being found in Bishop's Lacey. Flavia is a completely enchanting character, and Alan Bradley a masterful writer. Join the adventures!

Pointy Teeth

Pointy Teeth PDF

Author: Joseph Flynn

Publisher: Stray Dog Press Inc

Published: 2005-03

Total Pages: 180

ISBN-13: 0976417073

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A collection of 12 short stories about people facing unusual problems and sometimes pointy teeth. A formerly hard-drinking newsman matches wits with the devil. A man buys a mansion haunted by the ghost of his ex-wife. A small town police chief with big-city experience has to find a way to stop a punk who likes to speed through a school zone. A good Samaritan who helps a Hollywood actress finds he has to deal with her stalker. A middle-aged woman has to cope with a husband who falls in love with a picture taken of her when she was 19. Read these stories and seven more.

The Flavia de Luce Series 6-Book Bundle

The Flavia de Luce Series 6-Book Bundle PDF

Author: Alan Bradley

Publisher: Delacorte Press

Published: 2015-03-10

Total Pages: 1935

ISBN-13: 0812987845

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New York Times bestselling author Alan Bradley is a master of the British cozy mystery, and in Flavia de Luce, he has created a wickedly clever and intrepid young sleuth, hailed as “one of the most remarkable creations in recent literature” (USA Today). Now readers can follow the captivating Flavia as she stirs up trouble to solve the most confounding of crimes in this six-volume eBook bundle: THE SWEETNESS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PIE THE WEED THAT STRINGS THE HANGMAN’S BAG A RED HERRING WITHOUT MUSTARD I AM HALF-SICK OF SHADOWS SPEAKING FROM AMONG THE BONES THE DEAD IN THEIR VAULTED ARCHES Also includes an excerpt from Alan Bradley’s seventh Flavia de Luce novel, As Chimney Sweepers Come to Dust. It is the summer of 1950—and a series of inexplicable events has struck Buckshaw, the decaying English mansion that Flavia’s family calls home. A dead bird is found on the doorstep, a postage stamp bizarrely pinned to its beak. Hours later, Flavia finds a man lying in the cucumber patch and watches as he takes his dying breath. For the appalled and delighted Flavia, an aspiring chemist with a passion for poison, life begins in earnest when murder comes to Buckshaw. Her investigation is the stuff of science: full of possibilities, contradictions, and connections. “I wish I could say I was afraid, but I wasn’t. Quite the contrary. This was by far the most interesting thing that had ever happened to me in my entire life.” Praise for the Flavia de Luce series, winners of the Crime Writers’ Association Debut Dagger Award, Barry Award, Agatha Award, Macavity Award, Dilys Winn Award, and Arthur Ellis Award “One of the most remarkable creations in recent literature . . . Every Flavia de Luce novel is a reason to celebrate.”—USA Today “Part Harriet the Spy, part Violet Baudelaire from Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events, Flavia is a pert and macabre pragmatist.”—The New York Times Book Review “Think preteen Nancy Drew, only savvier.”—Entertainment Weekly “This idiosyncratic young heroine continues to charm.”—The Wall Street Journal “Delightful . . . a combination of Eloise and Sherlock Holmes.”—The Boston Globe “The most intrepid and charming adolescent chemist/detective/busybody in all of rural, post–World War II England.”—The Seattle Times

Lights, Camera, Hairballs!

Lights, Camera, Hairballs! PDF

Author: Jim Davis

Publisher: Ballantine Group

Published: 2013-07-30

Total Pages: 98

ISBN-13: 034554465X

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Break Out the Popcorn . . . It’s Showtime! Grab a seat and join Garfield as he takes a madcap look at movies—including his own—in this big, fat, hairy homage to films. This festival of fun features spoofs, reviews, trivia, and a blockbuster assortment of quips, tips, and comic strips!