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The Duh! Book of Management and Supervision

Author: Gerri King

Publisher: Common Sense Press (Melrose, FL)

Published: 2014-02-25

Total Pages: 176

ISBN-13: 9780966187847

Managerial styles are influenced by habit, familiarity, and workplace culture. It's no wonder that well-intentioned professionals doing their best to be good organizational leaders often repeat unhelpful supervisory practices experienced in their early careers, even if they disliked them at the time. In the DUH! Book of Management and Supervision, the author disagrees with many accepted leadership principles (unabashedly referring to them as myths) and makes new and different approaches easier to imagine. Her challenging and controversial concepts illustrated with poignant stories suggest common-sense and immediately applicable alternatives more suitable in today's workplace.

The Book of Duh!

Author: Jeff Lenburg

Publisher: Moonwater Press

Published: 2019-02

Total Pages: 79

ISBN-13: 0990328767

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Everyone is guilty of doing it: Committing an act so outlandish, so stupid that the first thought that comes to mind is, “Duuuuuuuh!” “Duh!” moments happen all the time. They can strike at any moment. At any place, at any time of day, when you least expect them: You Super Glue a quarter to your forehead betting a friend it won’t stick . . .”Duh!” Your boss asks you to leave "early" to run an errand and then to stay late . . . “Duh!” Your mother-in-law comes to visit after you buy her a “one-way” ticket . . . double “Duh!” Need more examples? Okay, you asked for it. You report a local family disturbance to the police and the officer comes to your door . . . ”Duh!” Your blonde girlfriend hears accidents happen close to home, so she moves . . . ”Duh!” You think becoming a vegetarian means you can’t eat Animal Crackers . . . ”Duh!” Stand up. Take a bow. You are not alone. Now one laugh-filled volume brings them all together…the whole “Duhs!” and nothing but the “Duhs!” . . . THE BOOK OF DUH! This fun-filled treasury features the funniest, most outrageous “Duhs!” of all. Of course, who are we tell you that. You have lived these (and probably more). If not, join the club. It is okay to be “Duh!”

Duh!

Author: Bob Fenster

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2000-09

Total Pages: 290

ISBN-13: 9780740710025

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" ... a hilarious collection of the stupid things that people do, divided up into topics."--- back cover.

The Big Book of Duh

Author: Bob Fenster

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2009-01-01

Total Pages: 354

ISBN-13: 0740788906

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If you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself. --Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting--think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as My Favorite Morons, It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time, The Surprising Things People Don't Know, and Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate, this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity.

Geeks Who Drink Presents: Duh!

Author: Christopher D. Short

Publisher: Adams Media

Published: 2019-09-03

Total Pages: 256

ISBN-13: 1507210493

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100 hilarious essays, based on blindingly obvious questions, from the creators of Geeks Who Drink—led by six-time Jeopardy! champion, Christopher D. Short. The best trivia questions are usually the ones that are right on the tip of your tongue—so obvious that you may not know the answer offhand, but you should. In Duh, America’s foremost masters of pub quiz, Geeks Who Drink, will take trivia lovers on a voyage through 100 of our face-palmiest questions. Along the way, we’ll explore the blind hills and corners that make random knowledge so much fun. In hilarious, informative, bite-size essays, we’ll explore such not-really-mysteries as: -How many stars are on the Texas state flag? -Odlaw is the nemesis of what kid book character? -What’s the last word in the King James Bible? Even if you already know the “what”—and you might not!—we’ll fill in the “why.” And the when, where, and how. By the end you may feel dumber, but you’ll be smarter. We almost guarantee it! By the way, that would be one (lone) star, Waldo, and “Amen.” Duh!

Well, Duh!

Author: Bob Fenster

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2009-01-01

Total Pages: 340

ISBN-13: 0740789155

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In a world of bumbling idiots, stupidity is a growth industry. One smart strategy is to laugh at it all with this outrageous collection of hilarious tales about the stupid things people do in every field of human activity. Bob Fenster has combed the world of the intellectually challenged searching for more tales of stupidity to entertain us with.........and he's hit the jackpot! After the success of his first two books, Duh! and They Did What!?, Fenster has struck again with Well, Duh! Our Stupid World, and Welcome to It. More tales of the dim-witted and simpleminded are incorporated in chapters such as: * Food for Thoughtlessness: The All-Turnip Diet and Other Loony Meals at the Mindless Cafe * Hollyweird: Bird Brains in Tinsel Town * Dumb Ways to Die: Buried Alive but Not for Long * Government by the Idiots: How to Get Elected to Anything

Duh-Votions

Author: Sue Buchanan

Publisher: Zondervan

Published: 2010-02-23

Total Pages: 194

ISBN-13: 0310861764

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Sue Buchanan charms audiences wherever she goes, revealing the terrible truth about herself: "I may as well tell you because you'll figure it out anyway: I'm not that deep. I'm shallow. But I'm deep for a shallow person. What I've found out about God is that he is totally trustworthy, and I can relax in his plans. And besides that, all he wants is -- Are you ready for this? -- for me to be his person. Just be his person, for heaven's sake! All I can say to that is, Duh! Who knows? Next I may be writing a six-volume Bible commentary!" Sue offers a merry and witty look at life from the "shallow" end of the gene pool in sixty fun devotions, sure to leave you laughing and pondering some of life's most important lessons. This very funny lady shows us all that we don't have to be "deep" to hear God's voice. All we have to do is listen and we'll find his message about love and redemption in even the smallest details of everyday life.

Duh

Author: Kaz

Publisher:

Published: 2001

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781560974161

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Thinks of a peanuts for paranoids, a Pogo for Punks, or a Popeye for the postmodern. Above all think hysterically funny and you have Kaz's fourth collection of his harvey nominated weekly comic strip, Underworld, which debuted in 1993 in The New York Press. Complete with almost parodies of famous comic strip characters, featuring a healthy dose of cigarette smoking cats, cute little saccharin-cuddly creatures, grim reapers, and media damaged kids all destined for a sardonic smashing in typically acerbic Kaz fashion.

Ta-Da!

Author: Kathy Ellen Davis

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2018-06-26

Total Pages: 41

ISBN-13: 1452166064

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What makes a good story? One little girl thinks it's a princess with magical powers that can—ta-da!—overcome any obstacle. Her friend thinks it's—dun dun duh!—a combination of dragons, pirates, and fire that cause total chaos. But as their stories intertwine, these two young storytellers soon learn that a good story needs both conflict—dun dun duh!—and resolution—ta-da! An irresistible celebration of imaginary play, storytelling, and the joys of collaboration, this gorgeous picture book features two strong voices throughout, making it the perfect read-aloud.

Glenn Beck's Common Sense

Author: Glenn Beck

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2009-06-16

Total Pages: 193

ISBN-13: 1439169500

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Glenn Beck, the New York Times bestselling author of The Great Reset, revisits Thomas Paine's Common Sense. In any era, great Americans inspire us to reach our full potential. They know with conviction what they believe within themselves. They understand that all actions have consequences. And they find commonsense solutions to the nation’s problems. One such American, Thomas Paine, was an ordinary man who changed the course of history by penning Common Sense, the concise 1776 masterpiece in which, through extraordinarily straightforward and indisputable arguments, he encouraged his fellow citizens to take control of America’s future—and, ultimately, her freedom. Nearly two and a half centuries later, those very freedoms once again hang in the balance. And now, Glenn Beck revisits Paine’s powerful treatise with one purpose: to galvanize Americans to see past government’s easy solutions, two-party monopoly, and illogical methods and take back our great country.