Toilets of the World
Author: Morna E. Gregory
Publisher:
Published: 2009
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781858944999
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The Best Toilet Book in the World
Author: Thorey Kristin Thorisdottir
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Published: 2012-12-13
Total Pages: 183
ISBN-13: 1477246819
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →I grew up with my dad asking frequently where the newspaper was, while my brother was occupying it for half an hour on the toilet every day. Today I live with a man who has a whole library sitting in the bathroom. Thus I started to think that what the world seriously needs is a TOILET BOOK. The book is nonfiction and contains clips from my life from summer 2011 until October 2012, or since I decided to move to another country and get married. When you move to another country you have to face several challenges, amongst others being a speechless idiot, having almost no social life what so ever, desperation for friends, trying to be cool, attending some horrific Danish courses, trying to survive the first year of marriage and figure out where the beer is cheapest, to name a few. I have tried to set the book up in a comic way since you have to have a humour for yourself to survive the first year in a new country! Everyone who has come into my life during that year is now a victim and a real part of the book! Summary: This book is about everything and nothing, but mostly nothing. Enjoy, and remember to flush!
The Saddest Toilet in the World
Author: Sam Apple
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2016-06-07
Total Pages: 36
ISBN-13: 1481451235
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →In a cheeky and hilarious picture book, author Sam Apple and illustrator Sam Ricks share a silly story about the potty-training experience…from the toilet’s point of view! Danny would sit anywhere and everywhere: a comfy couch, a bean bag chair, his mom’s lap, a playground swing. The one place Danny wouldn’t sit? The toilet. When the pain of rejection becomes too much, the toilet does what any self-respecting toilet would do: He leaves home. In Sam Apple’s rollicking children’s book debut, with illustrations by Sam Ricks, it’s boy vs. bowl in a hilarious contest of wills.
The Book of General Ignorance
Author: John Mitchinson
Publisher: Crown Archetype
Published: 2007-08-07
Total Pages: 290
ISBN-13: 0307405516
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Misconceptions, misunderstandings, and flawed facts finally get the heave-ho in this humorous, downright humiliating book of reeducation based on the phenomenal British bestseller. Challenging what most of us assume to be verifiable truths in areas like history, literature, science, nature, and more,The Book of General Ignorance is a witty “gotcha” compendium of how little we actually know about anything. It’ll have you scratching your head wondering why we even bother to go to school. Think Magellan was the first man to circumnavigate the globe, baseball was invented in America, Henry VIII had six wives, Mount Everest is the tallest mountain? Wrong, wrong, wrong, and wrong again. You’ll be surprised at how much you don’t know! Check out The Book of General Ignorance for more fun entries and complete answers to the following: How long can a chicken live without its head? About two years. What do chameleons do? They don’t change color to match the background. Never have; never will. Complete myth. Utter fabrication. Total Lie. They change color as a result of different emotional states. How many legs does a centipede have? Not a hundred. How many toes has a two-toed sloth? It’s either six or eight. Who was the first American president? Peyton Randolph. What were George Washington’s false teeth made from? Mostly hippopotamus. What was James Bond’s favorite drink? Not the vodka martini.
Oh Crap! Potty Training
Author: Jamie Glowacki
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2015-06-16
Total Pages: 167
ISBN-13: 1501122991
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.
Ready to Go! Toilet Time
Author: Dr Janet Hall
Publisher: hinkler
Published: 2013-12-01
Total Pages: 6
ISBN-13: 1743529171
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Ready to Go! Toilet Time includes an easy-to-follow parent guide written by child psychologist Dr Janet Hall, with helpful ideas and training methods, plus a children's reward chart with stickers. It also contains a beautifully illustrated simple toilet-training storybook that children will enjoy reading as they learn the important developmental skill of toilet training.
Motel of the Mysteries
Author: David Macaulay
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Published: 1979-10-11
Total Pages: 88
ISBN-13: 0547770723
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →It is the year 4022; all of the ancient country of Usa has been buried under many feet of detritus from a catastrophe that occurred back in 1985. Imagine, then, the excitement that Howard Carson, an amateur archeologist at best, experienced when in crossing the perimeter of an abandoned excavation site he felt the ground give way beneath him and found himself at the bottom of a shaft, which, judging from the DO NOT DISTURB sign hanging from an archaic doorknob, was clearly the entrance to a still-sealed burial chamber. Carson's incredible discoveries, including the remains of two bodies, one of then on a ceremonial bed facing an altar that appeared to be a means of communicating with the Gods and the other lying in a porcelain sarcophagus in the Inner Chamber, permitted him to piece together the whole fabric of that extraordinary civilization.
Where Do You Poop?
Author: Agnese Baruzzi
Publisher: Astra Publishing House
Published: 2021-05-11
Total Pages: 20
ISBN-13: 1662650426
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Potty training becomes a funny, interactive game of discovery in this rhyming pull-the-tab book. Kids will laugh out loud as they make each animal’s poop appear by sliding the tab — and learn where they should go!
Sh*ts and Giggles
Author: Katie Adams
Publisher: Castle Point Books
Published: 2018-04-10
Total Pages: 258
ISBN-13: 1250164109
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →A hilarious collection of one-liners, funny trivia, riddles, and laugh-out-loud jokes for adults, Sh*ts & Giggles is the bathroom book the world needs. With hundreds of ways to make you laugh while you?re otherwise indisposed, Sh*ts and Giggles will be the must-have "loo lit" book on the market. --
Toilet Tales
Author: Brigitte Waisberg
Publisher: Big Kid Books
Published: 2018-03
Total Pages: 20
ISBN-13: 9781554519873
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →"Big kids use the toilet. Do animals use it too?"--Back cover.
