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Author: Mark Durdone
Publisher:
Published: 2013-06-13
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781304121332
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Hilarious jokes for New York Islanders fans. This book is packed with laugh out loud jokes about our opponents, have a laugh at our biggest rivals expense. This book will make even the toughest hockey fan smile.
Author: Nicholas Hirshon
Publisher: University of Nebraska Press
Published: 2018-12-01
Total Pages: 311
ISBN-13: 1496206533
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →The NHL’s New York Islanders were struggling. After winning four straight Stanley Cups in the early 1980s, the Islanders had suffered an embarrassing sweep by their geographic rivals, the New York Rangers, in the first round of the 1994 playoffs. Hoping for a new start, the Islanders swapped out their distinctive logo, which featured the letters NY and a map of Long Island, for a cartoon fisherman wearing a rain slicker and gripping a hockey stick. The new logo immediately drew comparisons to the mascot for Gorton’s frozen seafood, and opposing fans taunted the team with chants of “We want fish sticks!” During a rebranding process that lasted three torturous seasons, the Islanders unveiled a new mascot, new uniforms, new players, a new coach, and a new owner that were supposed to signal a return to championship glory. Instead, the team and its fans endured a twenty-eight-month span more humiliating than what most franchises witness over twenty-eight years. The Islanders thought they had traded for a star player to inaugurate the fisherman era, but he initially refused to report and sulked until the general manager banished him. Fans beat up the new mascot in the stands. The new coach shoved and spit at players. The Islanders were sold to a supposed billionaire who promised to buy elite players; he turned out to be a con artist and was sent to prison. We Want Fish Sticks examines this era through period sources and interviews with the people who lived it.
Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Published: 2012-09-28
Total Pages: 106
ISBN-13: 9781478349327
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Christmas Islander jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Christmas Islander Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Christmas Islander Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Christmas Islander joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Christmas Islander jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Christmas Islanders wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Christmas Islander and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Christmas Islander brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Christmas Islander who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Christmas Islanders laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Author: Jordan Walker
Publisher:
Published: 2012-11-24
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781300441007
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →The Funniest New York Giants Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football and our rivals. Jokes about the Philadelphia Eagles, Dallas Cowboys, Washington Redskins and many more. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up in the MetLife Stadium or by Giants fans in the bars after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Big Blue
Author: Christopher Priest
Publisher: Titan Books (US, CA)
Published: 2014-04-08
Total Pages: 352
ISBN-13: 1781169470
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →A stunning literary SF novel from the multiple award winning Christopher Priest. A tale of murder, artistic rivalry and literary trickery; a Chinese puzzle of a novel where nothing is quite what it seems; a narrator whose agenda is artful and subtle; a narrative that pulls you in and plays an elegant game with you. The Dream Archipelago is a vast network of islands. The names of the islands are different depending on who you talk to, their very locations seem to twist and shift. Some islands have been sculpted into vast musical instruments, others are home to lethal creatures, others the playground for high society. Hot winds blow across the archipelago and a war fought between two distant continents is played out across its waters. THE ISLANDERS serves both as an untrustworthy but enticing guide to the islands, an intriguing, multi-layered tale of a murder and the suspect legacy of its appealing but definitely untrustworthy narrator.
Author: Wayne Domingez
Publisher:
Published: 2013-06-16
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781304120625
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →The Funniest New York Knicks Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at basketball and our biggest rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up during the big games or in the bars after a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. Go Knicks
Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Published: 2012-09-28
Total Pages: 106
ISBN-13: 9781478349334
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Cocos Islander jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Cocos Islander Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Cocos Islander Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Cocos Islander joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Cocos Islander jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Cocos Islanders wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Cocos Islander and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Cocos Islander brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Cocos Islander who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Cocos Islanders laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Author: Larry Sloman
Publisher: Dell Publishing Company
Published: 1983
Total Pages: 351
ISBN-13: 9780440185710
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →A chronicle of a season with the New York Rangers captures the games, players' personal lives, practices, excitement, violence, insecurity, and satisfactions of professional hockey
Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Published: 2012-10-02
Total Pages: 106
ISBN-13: 9781478343905
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Virgin Islander jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Virgin Islander Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Virgin Islander Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Virgin Islander joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Virgin Islander jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Virgin Islanders wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Virgin Islander and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Virgin Islander brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Virgin Islander who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Virgin Islanders laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Published: 2012-10-02
Total Pages: 106
ISBN-13: 9781479359578
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Solomon Islander jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Solomon Islander Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Solomon Islander Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Solomon Islander joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Solomon Islander jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Solomon Islanders wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Solomon Islander and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Solomon Islander brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Solomon Islander who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Solomon Islanders laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
