The Musician's Ultimate Joke Book
Author: Kevin M. Mitchell
Publisher:
Published: 2004
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9780972070225
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Music Jokes
Author: Johnny B. Laughing
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 2016-06-20
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781534718661
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Funny Jokes About Music! Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious music jokes online? Do you want to dominate joke battles and be the funniest person around? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest jokes about music and musicians in the world. Including 100+ jokes! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy about music and musicians. These jokes are for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This joke book contains a ton of laugh out loud jokes! WARNING: You will laugh a lot! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: How is a heart like a musician? A: They both have a beat! HAHA! Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music. LOL! Q: Why did they arrest the musician? A: He got into treble. HAHA! Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up. LOL! Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get away from the bagpipe recital. HAHA! Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion. Funny and hilarious music and musician jokes! Your musician friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of musical jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about music and musicians will make everyone giggle and erupt with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!
The Best Musicians' Jokes
Author: BRUNO KASSEL
Publisher: Mel Bay Publications
Published: 2010-10-07
Total Pages: 112
ISBN-13: 1609745809
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Contains more than 400 hilarious jokes about all musicians' and their respective genres; foreword written by the famous drummer Pete York.
The Great Rock 'N' Roll Joke Book
Author: Dave Marsh
Publisher: Macmillan
Published: 1997-09-15
Total Pages: 116
ISBN-13: 9780312168599
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →How do you get a guitarist to stop playing? Put sheet music in front of him. What do you call guys that hang out with musicians? Drummers. Here it is the dirty, the absurd, the witty side of rock and roll as it turns 50. The love of young America's music in its purest form: The Joke.
The Big Liszt of Music Jokes
Author: F. Adams
Publisher:
Published: 2017-10-29
Total Pages: 168
ISBN-13: 9781973171034
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Most professions have their own in-jokes but musicians, given to arrogance, pretension, bad housing, lack of sleep and far too much travelling, seem to have an *especially* large back-catalogue.Most music humour is self-deprecating, well perhaps not so much *self* deprecating as abusing other musicians who have committed the unforgivable folly of choosing a different instrument or genre.This book is a collection of well over 600 one liners, humorous lists and definitions spanning classical, rock, folk, jazz, country **and** western, mocking over 50 instruments and their players along the way. Not content with mocking musicians this book mocks drummers too.
Pretty Good Joke Book
Author: Garrison Keillor
Publisher: Blackstone Publishing
Published: 2021-08-10
Total Pages:
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
The Musician's Joke Book
Author: Jim Green
Publisher: Omnibus Press
Published: 2010-06-07
Total Pages: 128
ISBN-13: 0857123696
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →A side-splitting selection of one-liners, comic definitions, yarns and witty quotes from the world of music. Most professions have their own jokes, but musicians seem to have more than their fair share. Perhaps it's the insane travel schedule, the bad lodgings or just lack of sleep. But as Jim Green says in his introduction, "...it's not surprising we're a band apart (so to speak), outcasts who seek only our own company, rubbing two jokes together for warmth and trying to feel superior by sneering at one another's abilities and personalities." So maybe the reason musicians love poking fun at one another is nothing more than getting in first before everyone else does. Or perhaps choosing laughter is the only alternative to despair... Anyway, here is a truly great selection of jokes, quotes and stories from the world's second oldest profession. Enjoy! Q: What is the definition of perfect pitch in a piccolo? A: When you throw it in the toilet and it doesn't hit the rim. Q: What do you throw a drowning lead guitarist? A: His amp. Q: Why was the clarinetist staring at the orange juice bottle? A: Because the label said "concentrate." "I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." Elvis Presley
The Super Duper Joke Book (Volume 1)
Author: Editors of Cider Mill Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2019-07-02
Total Pages: 192
ISBN-13: 1604338725
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Presents a series of jokes, puns, and wordplay about school, animals, and monsters.
The Musician's Joke Book: Knowing the Score
Author: N. J. Groce
Publisher: Omnibus Press
Published: 1996-10-15
Total Pages: 121
ISBN-13: 1783234350
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →The authoritative collection of music jokes, covering classical, pop, jazz, and folk, including everything from the truly stupid to the musically complex joke.
Bawdy Jokes & Patter Songs
Author: Denny Hatch
Publisher: Archway Publishing
Published: 2021-10-19
Total Pages: 154
ISBN-13: 9781665709170
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Welcome to the party! You will start with a YouTube link to the Funniest Joke in the History of the World. (If you know a funnier one, I'd love to hear it!) You will have a repertoire of 87 of the best thigh-slappers I have managed to remember over the past 75 years. (Note: These are for adults. Most are R-rated.) Next are 87 glorious patter songs -- the wittiest, most wickedly, wonderful ratta-tat-tat rhymes, music and sheer craziness by the greatest showbiz composers and lyricist -- Gilbert & Sullivan, Cole Porter, Noel Coward, Danny Kaye, John Latouche, Tom Lehrer, Ira Gershwin, Madame Spivy, Meredith Willson and many, many more. You'll discover Bawdy Jokes & Patter Songs comes alive with YouTube links to 110 spectacular performances of all these masterpieces by beloved entertainers that have wowed audiences over the years. Included: Noel Coward's "Mad Dogs and Englishmen" at the Desert Inn in Las Vegas, Robert Preston's Music Man rendition of "Ya Got Trouble Right Here in River City" and the epic lunacy of Danny Kaye ripping through the tongue-twisting names of 56 Russian Composers in a brain spinning 37 seconds. Think of it! With a mouse click you'll call up hours of world-class entertainment on any device from small to huge: iPhone, iPad, laptop, desktop -- all the way up to those splendid, wall-sized smart TVs. You'll also have access to the full texts of these songs in case you itch learn them. With or without musical accompaniment, these jokes and patter songs are true dazzlers -- on stage, at the dinner table, in your living room, on Zoom or as audience wake-ups in PowerPoint presentations. In short, I loved creating Bawdy Jokes & Patter Songs. I guarantee you're gonna love owning it. So will theatrical producers, your friends, family and business associates whom you will continually delight with your new repertoire of humor, songs and zaniness. It's a hoot! Again, welcome!
