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Author: Beth Tripmacher
Publisher: MetroBooks (NY)
Published: 2002-05
Total Pages: 130
ISBN-13: 9781586636142
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →-- Will tip the scales of laughter in your favor, sentencing you to hours of helpless hilarity with some of the funniest jokes and quotes from the hollowed halls of justice. -- More than 100 uproarious jokes -- Handsomely designed with lively illustrations -- A perfect gift for Father's Day, or for the new lawyer in the family.
Author: Chester Croker
Publisher:
Published: 2020-11-18
Total Pages: 92
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious lawyers joke book. Lawyers, attorneys, legal executives, paralegals and others will enjoy this collection of funny jokes for lawyers. You will be rolling on the floor with laughter at this huge case load of gags. This mixture of lawyer jokes are laugh out loud funny and will prove that lawyers have a good sense of humor. This book is brand new in November 2020, and it is guaranteed to give you a permanent smile. Inside you will find many quality legal jokes, many cheesy lawyer jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Do not delay, and buy it now!
Author: Steven D. Price
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2011-05-11
Total Pages: 240
ISBN-13: 1620879697
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has laughed at attorney-aimed humor. Now here is the best and most recent collection of jokes, anecdotes, quotations, and proverbs that poke fun (. . . and malice) at the legal profession. In summation, you must find The World’s Funniest Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.
Author: Sterling Publishing Company
Publisher: Sterling
Published: 2003
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781402709609
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →"Attorneys, judges, plaintiffs, and defendants: in these comic quips and riddles, everyone in the courtroom goes on trial"--Page 4 of cover.
Author: Edward Phillips
Publisher: Fontana Press
Published: 1993
Total Pages: 96
ISBN-13: 9780006380818
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Author: William L. Pfeifer
Publisher:
Published: 2007
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9780978727772
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Written by a lawyer, this work primarily targets attorneys but also mocks judges, police officers, criminal defendants, clients, doctors, and other people who have to deal with lawyers.
Author: Elias Hill
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 2017-09-24
Total Pages: 106
ISBN-13: 9781977556295
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Finally, a lawyer joke book created with lawyers in mind! This 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers book is full of funny, humorous wisecracks that apply only to lawyers and the legal profession. You won't find "God doesn't think he's a lawyer" jokes here. These jokes poke fun at clients, the courtroom, litigation, judges and law school but still pays respect to the profession that advises people in legal matters. You'll find yourself arrested in laughter as you read through 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers. Get a copy for yourself or for a lawyer with a good sense of humor!
Author: Steven D. Price
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2015-02-10
Total Pages: 256
ISBN-13: 1629149853
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has had a hearty chuckle over attorney-aimed humor. Hilarious Lawyer Jokes pokes the most fun (and malice) at a profession that has been targeted with humorous jabs for centuries. From this single hilarious source, with full-color illustrations, get your one-liners (Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only three. The rest are true stories.), your historical and literary quotations (Litigation: A machine that you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage—Ambrose Bierce: The Devil’s Dictionary), and all the lengthier, fun-to-share forensic funnies you can handle, such as: A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. “My BMW! My BMW!” he sobbed. A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, “Sir, sir, you’re bleeding. And, my god, your left arm is gone!” The lawyer looked down and screamed, “My Rolex! My Rolex!” In summation, you must find Hilarious Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.
Author: Matthew Burgess Burgess
Publisher:
Published: 2015-11-04
Total Pages: 140
ISBN-13: 9781925181982
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Matthew Burgess is one of the four directors and founders of specialist firm View Legal. Having the opportunity to help all those he has interaction with achieve their dreams is what he is passionate about. As an author Matthew is published across a range of topics including: 1. Technical legal books - see www.viewlegal.com.au/product-category/books/ 2. Children's books, under the pseudonym 'Lily Burgess' - see www.wordsfromdaddysmouth.com.au 3. Business book - The Dream Enabler - see www.thedreamenabler.com.au For many years Matthew has collected virtually every lawyer joke shared with him. This book - '101 Lawyer Jokes' - gives the collection a public release for the first time.
Author: John Patrick Dolan
Publisher: Advantage Media Group
Published: 2008-09
Total Pages: 82
ISBN-13: 1599320681
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Lawyer jokes have been around since there have been lawyers. In fact, the very first lawyer to ever pass the bar was Mediocritus, who went on to invent the billable hour. People make jokes about lawyers for the same reason that dogs lick themselves because they can. Lawyers are easy targets because everyone in America has at one time either a) hired a lawyer, b) hated a lawyer, or c) has been a lawyer. No matter what your affiliation with the legal profession is, you will enjoy this book. If you don't enjoy it, hey, sue us.
