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The Best Ever Book of Timberwolves Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub

Published: 2012-09-20

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781478368939

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Timberwolves' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Timberwolves' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Timberwolves Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Timberwolves' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Timberwolves' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Timberwolves' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Timberwolves' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Timberwolves' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Timberwolves' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Timberwolves' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Funniest Minnesota Timberwolves Joke Book Ever

Author: Brian Felix

Publisher:

Published: 2013-06-16

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781304120588

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The Funniest Minnesota Timberwolves Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at basketball and our biggest rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up during the big games or in the bars after a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. Go T-Wolves

The Best Ever Book of Celtics Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub

Published: 2012-09-20

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781478369042

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Celtics' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Celtics' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Celtics Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Celtics' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Celtics' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Celtics' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Celtics' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Celtics' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Celtics' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Celtics' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Lakers Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub

Published: 2012-09-20

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781478368854

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Lakers' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Lakers' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Lakers Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Lakers' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Lakers' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Lakers' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Lakers' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Lakers' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Lakers' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Lakers' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Grizzlies Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub

Published: 2012-09-20

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781478368984

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Grizzlies' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Grizzlies' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Grizzlies Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Grizzlies' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Grizzlies' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Grizzlies' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Grizzlies' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Grizzlies' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Grizzlies' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Grizzlies' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Timberwolves' Fans

Author: Mark Young

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2013-05-11

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781484937242

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If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Timberwolves' Fans is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Timberwolves' Fans appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Timberwolves' Fan knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Timberwolves' Fan, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Timberwolves' Fans. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***

The Joy of Basketball

Author: Ben Detrick

Publisher: Abrams

Published: 2021-11-09

Total Pages: 753

ISBN-13: 1647003008

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A vibrant, unconventional, highly opinionated guide to the triumphs, joys, struggles, and heartbreaks of the modern era of the game, for every obsessive basketball fan who loves to hate hot takes The Joy of Basketball celebrates the meteoric rise of basketball over the last quarter century by ignoring the bland, traditionalist binary of wins or losses. Instead, the book's focus is on everything else. Using text, charts, and illustrations that upend conventional jock wisdom, the book details the most incredible players in history, draft flops, long-limbed oddballs, superteams, the international talent wave, brawls, scandals, the rapid evolution of contemporary gameplay, coaching, fashion, crime, positional erosion, tragic tales, memes, and the sacred Kardashian Blessing. Bouncing between witty graphics and keen sociopolitical observations, The Joy of Basketball is a subversive sports manifesto camouflaged as a colorful reference book for your coffee table.

The Funniest Milwaukee Bucks Joke Book Ever

Author: Randy Thompson

Publisher:

Published: 2013-06-15

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781304120946

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The Funniest Milwaukee Bucks Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at basketball and our biggest rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up during the big games or in the bars after a few beers. Go Bucks

The Best Ever Book of Hawks Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub

Published: 2012-09-20

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781478368960

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Hawks' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Hawks' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Hawks Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Hawks' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Hawks' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Hawks' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Hawks' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Hawks' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Hawks' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Hawks' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Knicks Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub

Published: 2012-09-20

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781478369066

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Knicks' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Knicks' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Knicks Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Knicks' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Knicks' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Knicks' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Knicks' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Knicks' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Knicks' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Knicks' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***