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It's Not My Fault
Author: Joshua Shifrin
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2018-04-03
Total Pages: 999
ISBN-13: 1510730540
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →In It's Not My Fault, author Joshua Shifrin helps tennis players make sense of their most monumental losses on the court. The next time a player goes down in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful loss with "My opponent was a pusher . . . I can't play against pushers." Or after a bad shot, tennis gurus might try to get out of dodge by uttering, "There was a leaf on the court and I couldn't concentrate." Shifrin has crafted 150 funny--but all-too-real--excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include: My opponent's grunting is distracting. My strings are too tight. I have tennis elbow. These tennis balls are too slow. Any many more! Whether you want to motivate your friends or family who have just started playing or eradicate embarrassing mistakes in your own game, It's Not My Fault is a must-read. Complete with laugh-out-loud cartoons, this book makes for the perfect gift.
It's Not My Fault
Author: Joshua Shifrin
Publisher: Skyhorse
Published: 2018-04-17
Total Pages: 162
ISBN-13: 1510730532
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →With laugh-out-loud cartoons, a hilarious book of tennis humor, a perfect gift for your double’s partner or your most tenacious adversary. A perfect gift. In It's Not My Fault, author Joshua Shifrin helps tennis players make sense of their most monumental losses on the court. The next time a player goes down in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful loss with "My opponent was a pusher . . . I can't play against pushers." Or after a bad shot, tennis gurus might try to get out of dodge by uttering, "There was a leaf on the court and I couldn't concentrate." Shifrin has crafted 150 funny—but all-too-real—excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include: My opponent's grunting is distracting. My strings are too tight. I have tennis elbow. These tennis balls are too slow. Any many more! Whether you want to motivate your friends or family who have just started playing or eradicate embarrassing mistakes in your own game, It's Not My Fault is hilarious off-the-court fun.
The Funny Side of Tennis
Author: Cal Samra
Publisher:
Published: 2008
Total Pages: 101
ISBN-13: 9780933453029
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →The tennis cartoons of 11 cartoonists, including Bil Keane, creator of "The Family Circus," and Charles M. Schulz, creator of "Peanuts," are featured in this volume--proof that vigorous exercise and humor are powerful weapons in the never-ending battle against obesity and depression.
Great Sports Humor
Author: Mac Davis
Publisher: Grosset & Dunlap
Published: 1982
Total Pages: 134
ISBN-13: 9780448123271
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →A Treasury of Sports Humor
Tennis Humor
Author: Charles Hellman
Publisher: Luckysports
Published: 2013-10-17
Total Pages: 32
ISBN-13: 9780935938425
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →The best of TENNIS humor from America's funniest sporting cartoonist. Cartoonist, Robert Tiritilli understands "the ups and downs" of the tennis world. This former Italian Mafia hit man has teamed with Charles Hellman, a bookie and ex-Little Leaguer, to find more ways to blend these one-panel cartoons with clever captions. They bring out the "FUNNY" in sports. The wit and satire of these cartoons and their absurdities come to life from Tiritilli's pen. His outrageous graphics poke fun at players, rackets and fans with equal gusto. Tiritilli has freelanced and lampooned for more years than he cares to admit...
It Only Hurts when I Serve
Author: David Wiltse
Publisher:
Published: 1980
Total Pages: 196
ISBN-13: 9780914178378
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →For a Tennis Player Who Has Everything
Author: Bruce Miller
Publisher: For People Who Have Everything Series
Published: 2022-10-26
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781991048165
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Hilarious and warm-hearted stories, fascinating little-known tennis facts, tennis history, tennis legends', celebrity quotes, amazing records, jokes & puns, and more in this engaging and amusing book. Makes the perfect tennis gift!
The Little Green Book of Tennis
Author: Tom Parham
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Published: 2015-04-17
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781503559042
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Golf is a disease, not a game. Especially when you take the game up in your fifties, as I did. After a series of injuries stopped my recreational tennis play, and my retirement from a lifetime of coaching and teaching tennis, I tried golf. It didn't take long to realize it was not an easy endeavor. Someone said, "You can't learn anything from a golf book, but you have to read a lot of golf books to find that out!" I found the gurus of golf instruction: Ledbetter, Pelz, and Hogan, who was said to have written the book with the secret! I did find one that really attracted me but in a somewhat different way.
