Shithead Laureate

Shithead Laureate PDF

Author: Homeless

Publisher: Clash Books

Published: 2021-07-13

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781944866921

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Hello. I am Homeless. Soon your head will be my home. No... Your head is already my home. My thoughts are inside of you as you read this. Therefore, I am inside of you now. Living inside you. Walking around in my boxer briefs. Scratching my balls. Rearranging the mental furniture inside your head. Opening the space up in case I feel like entertaining. I plan on entertaining. Thank you for letting me live inside your head. Thank you for giving me a warm place to stay. At least for now. I am Homeless. Hello. Hello...

My Custom Van

My Custom Van PDF

Author: Michael Ian Black

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2008-07-15

Total Pages: 243

ISBN-13: 1416964053

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A volume of irreverent essays by the comedian from The State and Stella considers such topics as why salami is the world's greatest lunch meat and what Billy Joel would be thinking on his way to a party where there would be a piano.

Too Fat to go to the Moon

Too Fat to go to the Moon PDF

Author: Rob McCleary

Publisher: John Hunt Publishing

Published: 2019-03-29

Total Pages: 160

ISBN-13: 1785352326

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In 2030 America is broke. When NASA is forced to raffle off a trip to outer space and the orbiting Houston Astrodome, Empire State Building and Statue of Liberty, the ticket is won by a guy from Cleveland who is so fat he can’t make it out of his own house, let alone get crammed in a rocket ship. Instead he auctions the ticket off, and the winning bid belongs to the patriarch of the Van Kruup family, an American dynasty founded on coal, railroads, and masturbation (not necessarily in that order). But when they lose their inter-generation fortune in the Great Funk Crash, Stanely Van Kruup, sole heir to the Van Kruup fortune, is evicted from the ten thousand acre estate in rural Pennsylvania he has left only once since birth and must search for his (presumed dead) older brother in an attempt to restore his inheritance. Too Fat to go to the Moon is Zero Books' latest foray into avant-garde fiction.

Hearts on Fire

Hearts on Fire PDF

Author: Michael Barclay

Publisher: ECW Press

Published: 2022-04-26

Total Pages: 1038

ISBN-13: 1773059041

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An authoritative, unprecedented account of how in the early 2000s Canadian music finally became cool Hearts on Fire is about the creative explosion in Canadian music of the early 2000s, which captured the world’s attention in entirely new ways. The Canadian wave didn’t just sweep over one genre or one city, it stretched from coast to coast, affecting large bands and solo performers, rock bands and DJs, and it connected to international scenes by capitalizing on new technology and old-school DIY methods. Arcade Fire, Godspeed, Feist, Tegan and Sara, Alexisonfire: those were just the tip of the iceberg. This is also the story of hippie chicks, turntablists, poetic punks, absurdist pranksters, queer orchestras, obtuse wordsmiths, electronic psychedelic jazz, power-pop supergroups, sexually bold electro queens, cowboys who used to play speed metal, garage rock evangelists, classically trained solo violinists, and the hip-hop scene that preceded Drake. This is Canada like it had never sounded before. This is the Canada that soundtracked the dawn of a new century. Featuring more than 100 exclusive interviews and two decades of research, Hearts on Fire is the music book every Canadian music fan will want on their shelf.

Piggy-back Moon

Piggy-back Moon PDF

Author: Hone Tuwhare

Publisher: Godwit Pub.

Published: 2001

Total Pages: 88

ISBN-13:

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[This] collection results from Hone Tuwhare's term as the second Te Mata Estate Poet Laureate, and celebrates his home at Kaka Point in South Otago in his later years.

Theresa Rebeck

Theresa Rebeck PDF

Author: Theresa Rebeck

Publisher: Smith & Kraus

Published: 1999

Total Pages: 324

ISBN-13: 9781575254449

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ABSTRACT EXPRESSION A forgotten artist is rediscovered only to have tragedy descend. THE BUTTERFLY COLLECTION A family of artists have gathered to share a weekend in the country when a young writer's assistant enters the mix. BAD DATES Haley has been single-handedly raising a kid and running a restaurant for five years; it's time to go out on a date. THE WATER?S EDGE Seventeen years after tragedy destroyed his family, Richard returns to confront his wife and grown children. THE BELLS Long ago, a Chinaman was lost in the Yukon during the gold rush. THE SCENE An actor's frustrations with his busted career spin out of control when he meets a modern-day siren who butchers the language and destroys his world. MAURITIUS A famous stamp sets in motion a violent and suspenseful caper involving a wide variety of lost souls, in this version of Antiques Road Show on crack. THERESA REBECK's most recent work includes her play MAURITIUS, opens October 4th at the Biltmore Theater on Broadway. The play is a darkly funny story about two half-sisters who come in conflict over a book of rare, potentially priceless postage stamps. Theresa's new novel, Three Girls and Her Brother, is being brought out by Random house in the United States and HarperCollins in England, in March of 2008. The world premiere of her play, OUR HOUSE, is opening the Denver Center Theatre's New Play Summit in January of 2008. Rebeck's many other plays include Bad Dates, Spike Heels, The Water's Edge, and The Scene, which will be presented this season in New York at Second Stage, also directed by Taichman. Her work has been widely produced both regionally and internationally.

Jagged

Jagged PDF

Author: Kristen Ashley

Publisher:

Published: 2014-07-01

Total Pages: 247

ISBN-13: 9781455575893

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The next novel in Kristen Ashley's sizzling Colorado Mountain series introduces a new electrifying relationship that turns Carnal, Colorado into a hotbed of action, romance, and suspense.

Dimentia

Dimentia PDF

Author: Russell Coy

Publisher: Clash Books

Published: 2021-04-20

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781944866891

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"Russell Coy has crafted a tale that sends you into the throes of happy delirium. A spectacle of intensity guaranteed to thrill." Wile E. Young, author of Magpie Coffin "Filled with grotesque imagery, Russell Coy's DIMENTIA is a hypnotic and hallucinatory jaunt through a bizarre and sinister alternate realm. There are shades of Cronenberg and Brian Yuzna's SOCIETY in these pages. Compelling, well-written stuff. Check it out." Bryan Smith, author of 68 KILL & SLOWLY WE ROT After giving up on his dream of being a published writer, Chris is plagued by a series of nightmarish visions of grotesque creatures. As the visions manifest with greater frequency they start targeting his young daughter. They are finding their way into his world and only he can fight them. Chris must uncover the truth about his connection to this strange, sadistic realm, and plunge headfirst into the unknown if he wants to save his daughter and himself.