Sellevision

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Author: Augusten Burroughs

Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin

Published: 2003-06-01

Total Pages: 218

ISBN-13: 1429956739

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The hilarious first novel by the #1 bestselling author of Running with Scissors, Dry, A Wolf at the Table, and You Better Not Cry, Sellevision is Augusten Burrough's darkly funny and vastly entertaining skewering of a very troubled home-shopping channel. Welcome to the world of Sellevision, America's premier retail broadcasting network. When Max Andrews, the much loved and handsome (that is, lonely and gay) host of a "Toys for Tots" segment, accidentally exposes himself in front of millions of kids, Sellevision faces its first big scandal. As Max struggles to find a new job in television, the popular and perky host Peggy Jean Smythe is receiving sinister emails from a stalker. Popping pills and drinking heavily, she fails to notice that her husband is spending a lot of time with the young babysitter who lives next door. Then there's Leigh, whose affair with married Sellevision boss Howard Toast is going nowhere until she announces their relationship on air. A blistering satire of our overcharged, scandal-obsessed world, Sellevision is "an absolute howl . . . wicked fun" (New York Daily News).

Running with Scissors

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Author: Augusten Burroughs

Publisher: St. Martin's Press

Published: 2010-04-01

Total Pages: 347

ISBN-13: 1429902523

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The #1 New York Times bestselling memoir from Augusten Burroughs, Running with Scissors, now a Major Motion Picture! Running with Scissors is the true story of a boy whose mother (a poet with delusions of Anne Sexton) gave him away to be raised by her psychiatrist, a dead-ringer for Santa and a lunatic in the bargain. Suddenly, at age twelve, Augusten Burroughs found himself living in a dilapidated Victorian in perfect squalor. The doctor's bizarre family, a few patients, and a pedophile living in the backyard shed completed the tableau. Here, there were no rules, there was no school. The Christmas tree stayed up until summer, and Valium was eaten like Pez. And when things got dull, there was always the vintage electroshock therapy machine under the stairs.... Running with Scissors is at turns foul and harrowing, compelling and maniacally funny. But above all, it chronicles an ordinary boy's survival under the most extraordinary circumstances.

Possible Side Effects

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Author: Augusten Burroughs

Publisher: Macmillan

Published: 2007-04-17

Total Pages: 308

ISBN-13: 9780312426811

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Explores the most personal, mirthful, disturbing and cherished times of our lives in essay form.

Magical Thinking

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Author: Augusten Burroughs

Publisher: Macmillan

Published: 2005-10

Total Pages: 308

ISBN-13: 9780312315955

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A collection of true stories that are universal in their appeal yet unabashedly intimate, stories that shine a flashlight into both dark and hilarious places.

A Wolf at the Table

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Author: Augusten Burroughs

Publisher: St. Martin's Press

Published: 2008-04-29

Total Pages: 278

ISBN-13: 1429937653

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"As a little boy, I had a dream that my father had taken me to the woods where there was a dead body. He buried it and told me I must never tell. It was the only thing we'd ever done together as father and son, and I promised not to tell. But unlike most dreams, the memory of this one never left me. And sometimes...I wasn't altogether sure about one thing: was it just a dream?" When Augusten Burroughs was small, his father was a shadowy presence in his life: a form on the stairs, a cough from the basement, a silent figure smoking a cigarette in the dark. As Augusten grew older, something sinister within his father began to unfurl. Something dark and secretive that could not be named. Betrayal after shocking betrayal ensued, and Augusten's childhood was over. The kind of father he wanted didn't exist for him. This father was distant, aloof, uninterested... And then the "games" began. With A Wolf at the Table, Augusten Burroughs makes a quantum leap into untapped emotional terrain: the radical pendulum swing between love and hate, the unspeakably terrifying relationship between father and son. Told with scorching honesty and penetrating insight, it is a story for anyone who has ever longed for unconditional love from a parent. Though harrowing and brutal, A Wolf at the Table will ultimately leave you buoyed with the profound joy of simply being alive. It's a memoir of stunning psychological cruelty and the redemptive power of hope.

You Better Not Cry

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Author: Augusten Burroughs

Publisher: Macmillan

Published: 2009-10-27

Total Pages: 224

ISBN-13: 9781429943758

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You've eaten too much candy at Christmas...but have you ever eaten the face off a six-footstuffed Santa? You've seen gingerbread houses...but have you ever made your own gingerbread tenement? You've woken up with a hangover...but have you ever woken up next to Kris Kringle himself? Augusten Burroughs has, and in this caustically funny, nostalgic, poignant, and moving collection he recounts Christmases past and present—as only he could. With gimleteyed wit and illuminated prose, Augusten shows how the holidays bring out the worst in us and sometimes, just sometimes, the very, very best.

Then We Came to the End

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Author: Joshua Ferris

Publisher: Little, Brown

Published: 2007-03-01

Total Pages: 400

ISBN-13: 9780759572287

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The National Book Award finalist and debut novel by the bestselling author of The Dinner Party: "A readymade classic of the office-novel genre. . . . A truly affecting novel about work, trust, love, and loneliness." --Seattle Times No one knows us quite the same way as the men and women who sit beside us in department meetings and crowd the office refrigerator with their labeled yogurts. Every office is a family of sorts, and the ad agency Joshua Ferris brilliantly depicts in his debut novel is family at its strangest and best, coping with a business downturn in the time-honored way: through gossip, pranks, and increasingly frequent coffee breaks. With a demon's eye for the details that make life worth noticing, Joshua Ferris tells a true and funny story about survival in life's strangest environment--the one we pretend is normal five days a week.

New York Court of Appeals. Records and Briefs.

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Author: New York (State). Court of Appeals.

Publisher:

Published: 1951

Total Pages: 1292

ISBN-13:

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Volume contains: (Jack Sasson & Hyman Sasson against Joseph & Samuel Esses & Ezra M. Tawil et al ) (Lester Schmid against Harry Werner & Max Fink) (Lester Schmid against Harry Werner & Max Fink) (Lester Schmid against Harry Werner & Max Fink) (Joseph Schultz & Co, Inc against Camden Fire Insurance Assoc) (Joseph Schultz & Co, Inc against Camden Fire Insurance Assoc) (Alice Shannon against American Can Co) (Morris Shoenthal, Inc against Deering-Milliken & Co, Inc) (Morris Shoenthal, Inc against Deering-Milliken & Co, Inc) (Singer Sewing Machine Co against George Starke & Benjamin Levitas) (Singer Sewing Machine Co against George Starke & Benjamin Levitas) (Samuel Slote against Arthur P. McNulty) (Samuel Slote against Arthur P. McNulty) (Samuel Slote against Arthur P. McNulty) (Michael Thal et al against Richard Plumbaum et al ) (Michael Thal et al against Richard Plumbaum et al ) (Michael Thal et al against Richard Plumbaum et al ) (Michael Thal et al against Richard Plumbaum et al )

Lust & Wonder

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Author: Augusten Burroughs

Publisher: St. Martin's Press

Published: 2016-03-29

Total Pages: 329

ISBN-13: 1250082366

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The instant New York Times bestseller Lust: 1. intense sexual desire or appetite 2.a passionate or overmastering desire or craving 3.ardent enthusiasm; zest; relish. Wonder: 1. something strange and surprising; a cause of surprise, astonishment,or admiration 2. the emotion excited by what is strange and surprising; a feeling of surprised or puzzled interest, sometimes tinged with admiration 3. a miraculous deed or event; remarkable phenomenon From the beloved #1 New York Times bestselling author comes an intimate look at the driving forces in one man’s life. With Augusten's unique and singular observations and his own unabashed way of detailing both the horrific and the humorous, Lust and Wonder is a hilariously frank memoir that his legions of fans have been waiting for. His story began in Running with Scissors, endured through Dry, and continues with this memoir, the capstone to the life of Augusten Burroughs. Funny, sweet, alarming, and ultimately, moving and tender, Lust & Wonder is an experience of a book that will resonate with anyone who has loved and lost and loved again.