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Pineapple Mystery Box

Author: Amy Vansant

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2016-06-29

Total Pages: 464

ISBN-13: 9781535003407

When a giant inflatable Halloween witch goes missing in the Pineapple Port retirement community, Charlotte's eager to nab the culprit. Before she can lift a fingerprint, someone threatens to kill a new neighbor who looks like an adorable Pomeranian but possesses a disturbing talent for revenge. Moments later, a stranger demands the return of a mysterious wooden box... or else. Charlotte's boyfriend, Declan, isn't having a great morning either. His calculating ex-girlfriend has returned to claim she's the rightful owner of his pawn shop. She's livid he's found a new lady, too. Eh. Things could be worse. At least Charlotte doesn't know that a mojito-swilling killer who fed his grandmother to a cat is on his way to Pineapple Port...

Pineapple Mystery Box

Author: Amy Vansant

Publisher: Pineapple Port Mysteries

Published: 2015-10-10

Total Pages: 290

ISBN-13: 9780983719182

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Something funny's going on in this funny Florida Halloween mystery... and it isn't just the inflatable witch on the roof Book TWO of the laugh-out-loud mystery series from Wall Street Journal and USA TODAY Best-Selling author Amy Vansant. If Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum and the Golden Girls had a baby, it would be the Pineapple Port series When a giant inflatable Halloween witch goes missing in the Pineapple Port retirement community, amateur sleuth Charlotte Morgan's eager to nab the culprit. But before she can lift a fingerprint, someone threatens to kill a new neighbor who looks like an adorable Pomeranian but possesses a disturbing talent for revenge. Moments later, a stranger demands the return of a mysterious wooden box... or else. Charlotte's romantic interest, Declan, isn't having a great morning either. His calculating ex-girlfriend has returned to claim she's the rightful owner of his pawn shop. She's livid he's found a new lady, and she is not the sort of person you want angry at you... Eh. Things could be worse. At least Charlotte doesn't know that a mojito-swilling killer is on his way to Pineapple Port... The wacky retirees of Pineapple Port are eager to help Charlotte solve the mysteries, as long as it doesn't interrupt their water aerobics schedule. The Pineapple Port Mystery Series is a cozy mystery with edgy twist that will keep you on the edge of your seat and keep you thinking. Fans of Agatha Christie, Lilian Jackson Braun and Rita Mae Brown won't be able to get enough of this fabulously funny, mysterious world

Pineapple Turtles

Author: Amy Vansant

Publisher:

Published: 2020-01-06

Total Pages: 289

ISBN-13: 9781656538161

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USA Today and Wall Street Journal bestselling author Amy Vansant - Queen of the Feel-Good Thriller - sends her lead sleuth to the east coast of Florida in this tenth installment of the bestselling Pineapple Port cozy mystery series! Newly-minted detective Charlotte Morgan discovers a mysterious box in her attic, the contents of which lead her to a hotel packed with strange characters and a link to her family's past. Trusting the crafty, Yorkie-toting manager will be as difficult as tracking down the woman who might be her missing aunt.Back in Charity, her boyfriend Declan gets tangled in a local tomato war as the locals band together to stop a corporation from destroying their fallen friend's field. In addition, you'll meet some of the characters of Amy Vansant's much-anticipated NEW mystery series releasing in spring of 2020! Get a sneak peek at another wacky, wonderful world of intrigue and unforgettable characters! Pineapple Turtles is part of the Pineapple Port Series but can be enjoyed as a stand-alone. It's a do-not-miss novel for fans of Jana DeLeon, Janet Evanovich, Tim Dorsey, Joanna Fluke, Alan Bradley and, of course, Agatha Christie.

Pineapple Puzzles

Author: Amy Vansant

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2018-11-05

Total Pages: 217

ISBN-13: 9781730918162

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The infamous Puzzle Killer stops by Pineapple Port in a mystery both hilarious and heart-stopping! Book THREE of the series that keeps readers (and their spouses) up at night with snorty laughter! Wall Street Journal and USA TODAY Best-Selling author Amy Vansant provides the perfect blend of humor and thrills as amateur sleuth Charlotte Morgan tries to track down a notorious killer. After years dormant, the infamous Puzzle Killer returns to Charity, Florida, in search of a rival murderer out to claim the all-time murder record. When two serial killers battle for the throne, Charlotte, her boyfriend Declan, and a naked cat find themselves on the chopping block! The Pineapple Port Mystery Series are clean mysteries with edgy twists that will keep you guessing and ready for more. Fans of Agatha Christie, Dawn McKenna and Jana DeLeon won't be able to get enough of this fabulously funny, puzzling world!Mystery Readers love Pineapple Puzzles & The Pineapple Port Series: "I absolute!y love this series. Florida is the setting for some of the best written mysteries around, John D. MacDonald, Carl Hiaasen, Blaize Clement, Randy Wayne White, Michael Lister, and now Amy Vansant...We usually use World Building in terms of speculative writing such as Fantasy and SF, but it applies here as well. The retirement community of Pineapple Port has both a recurring and expanding cast. It is fully realized and with enduring characters. This volume centers around a battle between two serial killers, but there are also everyday mysteries such as the disappearing plants from the yards in the neighborhood. These books are far more complex than the usual cozy, and this one had one of the funniest lines ever, using the double meaning of a grammar term. Red herrings abound. Plus there is a hairless cat. What's not to love?!" --- Judith Anderson ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "It is a page-turner and I was so engaged by the clever cat and mouse between "Puzzle Man" and his victims, the second killer, and law enforcement. What an ending! Of course, I am again entertained by the "55+" characters, especially Aunt Carolina, who offer comic relief, and Charlotte and Declan continue to work on their relationship with an ex as the monkey wrench in the deal. Hooked!" Kathleen C. " Run, don't walk, or you know, saunter or otherwise drag your feet, to your nearest check out station - this book is a must-read!! I have been trying to decide if book 3 was even better than book 1, which I didn't think was possible. If someone held an alligator to my back and said I had to make a decision I would go with yes (and then scream like a little girl). It was so funny with lots of laugh-out-loud moments and when I wasn't laughing I most likely had a silly grin on my face. The mystery itself was top-notch, clever, and whoa, I didn't see that coming! Now I have to go because my dog wants me to read the parts with the cat out loud again, she can be so pushy but she has great taste!" - Amazon Reader ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Pineapple Puzzles

Author: Amy Vansant

Publisher:

Published: 2016-06-09

Total Pages: 236

ISBN-13: 9781534614550

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The infamous Puzzle Killer returns to Charity, Florida, in search of a rival murderer, and when two serial killers battle, Charlotte, Declan, Seamus and a naked cat find themselves on the chopping block!

Pineapple House Hunter

Author: Amy Vansant

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2023-05-02

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13:

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Pineapple Port Mysteries by Wall Street Journal and USA Today bestselling author Amy Vansant, is a funny, clean, and gore-free small-town, female amateur sleuth series, but with all the pulse-pounding excitement of a detective thriller. When Declan and his uncle Seamus find a dead woman in the master closet of a house for sale, Seamus hopes that means he'll get a deal...but private detective Charlotte Morgan is more interested in why the body has a note pinned to its chest: Where are you going to keep YOUR clothes? "This is my favorite book of the series! Just when u think they can't get better they do! ...I loved this book and series. You can read this as a stand-alone but the whole series is fantastic. Take an afternoon away from life and escape into crazy Pineapple Port! I couldn't put it down!" Audrey Armstrong ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ When another body with a second note is found at a listing held by the same real estate agency, Charlotte is hired to find out who's trying to ruin them. The handsome owner of the agency has a way with the ladies... is one of his jilted lovers out to demonstrate just how angry a woman scorned can get? Too bad Charlotte's neighborhood "moms," Mariska and Darla, can't help with this mystery --- they're on a treasure hunt bound to cost them their weekend... and maybe their life! FEATURES BONUS SECRETS FOR YOU TO FIND! Spot the house show clichés! "I do really love a cozy mystery, and Vansant is one of the best!" -- Amazon Reader ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ If you love funny mysteries that keep you up at night guessing, you'll love Pineapple Port!What Readers Are Saying About Amy Vansant and The Pineapple Port Series: "Good mystery That Will Keep You Guessing --- Pineapple House Hunters is classic Amy VanSant: funny, well-written, skillfully crafted characters and a mystery within the mystery that I couldn't figure out. I always look forward to a new visit to Pineapple Port. The residents feel like family (that should tell you something about my family) since I've read every book in this series. Give Amy's writing a look, you may find a new favorite author." Reader of the Pack ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great read! I received this book as a gift from the author's newsletter, THANK YOU! (you should join it) and I've read the entire series. I especially LOVED this one, author adopted a much darker vein of humor and had me cackling throughout. But then, after all, we ARE in a pandemic. I needed something great. This whole series is highly recommended. I never leave spoilers, (although I might say that I was rooting for the alligator) but please, trust me, you'll love Charlotte and crew." RC Holmberg ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The Pineapple series is hilarious to a fault...the antics will make you laugh out loud! I absolutely love this series! Pineapple House Hunters is every bit as enjoyable as the rest of the series! The characters are so rich and colorful you might swear you know them personally! Amy Vansant is wickedly funny and certainly knows how to bring her characters to life in vibrant colors and hilarious situations! The antics of this crowd will make you chuckle long after you've finished the book. This series is great for any PG 13 crowd and would make an excellent gift!" Kindle Customer ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Hilarious characters kept me chuckling and more than mystery kept me intrigued - After a year like 2020 I've been reading more than ever .... I wish Amy Vasant could be cloned ... I could read one of her books every week. You know it's entertaining when I read sections to my husband. I love the multifaceted storyline." GLM ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Pineapple Lies

Author: Amy Vansant

Publisher:

Published: 2015-04-15

Total Pages: 308

ISBN-13: 9780692653319

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Growing up in a fifty-five plus community, Charlotte never expected life to be wild...until she found the hot pawnbroker's mom buried in her backyard. Armed with nothing but her wits, Pineapple Port's questionable cast of characters and a growing crush, Charlotte is determined to solve the mystery of Declan's mother's murder."

Pineapple Hurricane

Author: Amy Vansant

Publisher:

Published: 2020-05-22

Total Pages: 333

ISBN-13:

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Pineapple Port Mysteries by Wall Street Journal and USA Today bestselling author Amy Vansant, is a funny, clean and gore-free small-town, female amateur sleuth series, but with all the pulse-pounding excitement of a detective thriller. When a Pineapple Port resident is found dead during an approaching hurricane, Charlotte fears someone's trying to disguise murders as storm-related accidents. The first two victims have more than the storm in common - both were hoarding valuable storm supplies like toilet paper and water. Hm. Maybe the killer is karma! Bringing together the area's community leaders to spread a warning could lead to even more trouble. Last time the Five Families got together, someone ended up dead. But things could be much deadlier if Declan's crazy ex is right and the Puzzle Killer's broken out of prison... And did that lamppost just explode, or is someone trying to kill Charlotte and Declan? Charlotte vows to solve the crime before the storm hits. Mariska and Darla vow to find some toilet paper for sale, even if they have to call in help from their old neighbor, the revenge-genius, Gloria. Buckle down for a blustery ride as the storm hits! Quips get flung and puns get slung, making for a hilarious read, but even better, Pineapple Port's just a place you want to hang out. The dialog crackles---you'll hear the voices of your own nutty friends and relatives in every conversation. Throughout the series, you find serial killers, crazy ex-girlfriends, loving dogs, romance, government operatives, FBI agents, danger... and a cast of characters almost as funny as they are loving, supportive and brave. The series appeals to men and women. If Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum and the Golden Girls had a baby, it would be the Pineapple Port series! If you like Jana Deleon, Angie Fox, Leslie Langtry, Susan M. Boyer, Gina-LaManna, Julie Smith or any funny, action-packed mystery, you're about to find your next favorite series. "Amy is one of my favorite authors. I highly recommend all of her books. No matter what genre she writes in, she manages to create books that demand that the pages be immediately turned to find out what happened, because you really care about the characters." ~ Dianne Harman, USA Today and Amazon Chart #1 Bestselling Author

Pineapple Jailbird: A Pineapple Port Mystery: Book Eight - A Funny, Thrilling & Cozy (Ish) Mystery

Author: Amy Vansant

Publisher: Pineapple Port Mysteries

Published: 2019-03-20

Total Pages: 338

ISBN-13: 9781091028371

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Book EIGHT of the hilarious Pineapple Port mystery series from Wall Street Journal and USA TODAY Best-Selling author Amy Vansant has Charlotte awaking to find Mariska and Bob gone, kidnapped from their home. Their disappearance is a message from a familiar killer: Help me or your friends will disappear.To save her loved ones, Charlotte must find a way to clear her boyfriend's crazy ex of a killing. It may be the only crime the woman didn't commit...but things don't get any easier when someone mistakes Charlotte as a traitor and sends a madman with a distinctive "tattoo" and unusual gang of deadly pets to stop her. Fans of comedic mysteries like The Thin Man, Moonlighting, Monk and Elementary will fall in love with the charming, funny and thrilling world of Pineapple Port!

Pineapple Maids

Author: Amy Vansant

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2023-08-14

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13:

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Series now optioned for television!The Pineapple Port crew goes undercover in an assisted living community in the latest Pineapple Port Mystery by USA Today and Wall Street Journal bestselling author Amy Vansant. Enter the series at any book - each is a complete standalone mystery! Pineapple Port retirees Mariska and Darla have been many things to Charlotte Morgan-surrogate mothers when her grandmother passed, belly-fillers (almost constantly), and dime-store decorators when the new Charlock Holmes Detective Agency needed upgrading... All they ask in return is one teeny, tiny, itty-bitty thing in exchange...To go undercover so they can find out who's killing residents at a high-end assisted living manor. What could go wrong if Darla and Mariska masquerade as residents? Or war with the manor's "mean girls?" Or start a revolt via talent show? Charlotte doesn't have time to worry about the ladies. She's and Declan are posing as staff, and they've got secret gardens, scary alligator prints, and poison tea to worry about. They'll have to hurry-one of the residents just laughed himself to death while painting a cheeky art reproduction... Will Dead Ed be the manor's last casualty? Grab some cookies and find out! (Just don't drink the tea...) Pineapple Port Mysteries are the perfect reads for lovers of The Thursday Murder Club, Hannah Swensen mysteries, and Agatha Christie.