Olympic Jokes
Author: James Rothaus
Publisher:
Published: 1996-09
Total Pages: 28
ISBN-13: 9781567662702
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Presents a collection of riddles, jokes, and knock-knocks about Olympic athletes, coaches, and events.
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Olympic Jokes
Author: Macmillan Publishers Ltd
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Published: 2021-06-10
Total Pages: 128
ISBN-13: 1529043034
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Why is a banana so good at gymnastics? Because they're great at the splits! Why couldn't the athlete listen to music? Because she broke the record! How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up. Olympic Jokes is filled with over 200 jokes about all sorts of sports! It's got football jokes, basketball jokes, volleyball jokes, jokes about fencing, table tennis, golf and so many more. Perfect for sharing with friends and family who like a good giggle.
Mr. Mcfunny's Summer Olympics Jokes for Kids
Author: Richard Seidman
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 2016-08-08
Total Pages: 36
ISBN-13: 9781536964981
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Maximillian McFunny wins the gold medal with Summer Olympics jokes, riddles, puns and limericks in this funny book for young athletes and comedians.
Olympic Wit - 800 Humorous Quotes about the Olympic Games
Author: M Jarman Colin
Publisher:
Published: 2012-04
Total Pages: 138
ISBN-13: 9781907338168
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →The "OLYMPIC WIT quotes book - 800 Humorous Quotations about the Olympic Games" delivers the Swiftest, Highest and Strongest collection of comical quips and comments ever compiled about the world's greatest sporting event. This light-hearted volume contains witty wisecracks, outrageous observations and tongue-in-cheek thoughts - from athletes, coaches, commentators, sports writers, comedians, humorists, politicians, and more - on all areas of the Olympic Games... ... from Ancient to Modern ... from Summer to Winter ... from Ali to Zatopek ... from Archery to Yachting ... from Athens 1896 to London 2012 The diverse content covers all Modern Olympic Games (1896 - 2012) as well as amusing references to the Ancient Games. "Olympic Wit" also includes famous and infamous Olympians, Olympic Nations, Olympic Sports and Events, Alternative Olympic Events, Olympic Fixtures (inc. Ceremonies, Mascots, Medals, Mottoes, Stadium, Torches, Villages, etc.) and Olympic Themes (inc. Age, Cheating, Clothing, Commercialism, Drugs, Food & Drink, Politics, Sex, TV, Weather, Winning & Losing, etc.) This unofficial publication also includes fun-packed reviews of Olympic-based movies and TV shows, Olympic Jokes and an appendix of 'serious' quotations about the Olympic Games. Published to celebrate London 2012, "Olympic Wit" is a timeless and treasured testimony to the lighter side of the Greatest Show on Earth, and rightfully can be regarded as the "Greatest Show of Mirth!"
Try Your Hand at This
Author: Kathy MacMillan
Publisher: Scarecrow Press
Published: 2005-11-10
Total Pages: 214
ISBN-13: 1461712394
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →American Sign Language is more than just an assortment of gestures. It is a full-fledged unique language, with all the characteristics of such. This helpful and user-friendly guide for librarians and other library personnel involved in library programming demonstrates everything from how to set up programming involving sign language for all ages to dealing with and paying interpreters. The book also discusses how to publicize programs to the public and within the deaf community and how to evaluate and improve the library's sign language collection. Kathy MacMillan's impressive understanding and knowledge of the deaf community and the importance of sign language_as well as her exceptional handling of the numerous erroneous myths about deafness and sign language that are, unfortunately, still often current_make this handbook an indispensable tool for all library personnel looking to reach out to the deaf and hard-of-hearing community.
The Olympics Site Selection Process
Author: United States. Congress. House. Committee on Commerce. Subcommittee on Oversight and Investigations
Publisher:
Published: 2000
Total Pages: 578
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →The Midnight Library
Author: Matt Haig
Publisher: Penguin
Published: 2023-05-09
Total Pages: 305
ISBN-13: 0525559493
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →The #1 New York Times bestselling WORLDWIDE phenomenon Winner of the Goodreads Choice Award for Fiction | A Good Morning America Book Club Pick | Independent (London) Ten Best Books of the Year "A feel-good book guaranteed to lift your spirits."—The Washington Post The dazzling reader-favorite about the choices that go into a life well lived, from the acclaimed author of How To Stop Time and The Comfort Book. Somewhere out beyond the edge of the universe there is a library that contains an infinite number of books, each one the story of another reality. One tells the story of your life as it is, along with another book for the other life you could have lived if you had made a different choice at any point in your life. While we all wonder how our lives might have been, what if you had the chance to go to the library and see for yourself? Would any of these other lives truly be better? In The Midnight Library, Matt Haig's enchanting blockbuster novel, Nora Seed finds herself faced with this decision. Faced with the possibility of changing her life for a new one, following a different career, undoing old breakups, realizing her dreams of becoming a glaciologist; she must search within herself as she travels through the Midnight Library to decide what is truly fulfilling in life, and what makes it worth living in the first place.
Sports Jokes
Author: Pam Rosenberg
Publisher: Stride
Published: 2023-08
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781503880788
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Where do ghosts go swimming? Why is tennis such a noisy game? How do robins get in shape? Just how many sports jokes can you get into one book? You'll soon discover the answers to all these questions! This book will keep your fellow fans giggling throughout the game! Additional features include a table of contents, informational sidebars, a phonetic glossary, a fun-facts section, critical-thinking questions, sources for further research, and an index.
China's Thought Management
Author: Anne-Marie Brady
Publisher: Routledge
Published: 2012-02-06
Total Pages: 218
ISBN-13: 1136633898
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →China's Thought Management argues that by re-emphasizing and modernizing propaganda and thought work since 1989, the CCP has managed to overcome a succession of local and national level crises - the Tiananmen Square protests of 1989, the impact of the collapse Socialism in the Eastern bloc, SARS, ethnic clashes in Tibet and Xinjiang, to name but a few - emerging re-strengthened and as dominant in Chinese society as ever. The contributors to this book address such crucial issues as the new emphasis on economic propaganda, the continued importance of the PLA propaganda system in China’s overall propaganda work and political stability, how the CCP uses "Confu-talk" in its foreign and domestic propaganda, and new approaches to mass persuasion such as "campaigns of mass distraction". Each chapter is a case study of the multiple ways in which the CCP has modified and adjusted its propaganda to reflect China’s changed economic and political environment. Challenging readers to reconceptualise mainstream understandings of the CCP’s hold on power and the means the CCP government adopts to maintain its authority to rule, this book will be invaluable reading for anyone interested in the Chinese media and Chinese politics.
G is for Gold Medal
Author: Brad Herzog
Publisher: Sleeping Bear Press
Published: 2011-09-01
Total Pages: 32
ISBN-13: 1410307964
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →From the first games held in ancient Greece to the cultural extravaganzas of recent years, there have been some incredible and amazing events and milestones in the world of Olympic sports. Now in G is for Gold Medal: An Olympics Alphabet, writer Brad Herzog showcases those athletes and events that not only set sports records but also impacted history and world views. Learn the meaning behind the five interlocking rings featured on the Olympic flag. Cheer on American Jim Thorpe as he won the pentathlon and decathlon at the 1912 Olympics in Stockholm, Sweden, only to lose his medals later. Read how the man dubbed as the "world's laziest high jumper" won the gold in 1968 and later had a jump named after him. All these moments and more are brought to life in G is for Gold Medal. Brad Herzog has written travel and sports books for readers young and old. His books with Sleeping Bear include the best-selling H is for Home Run: A Baseball Alphabet. Brad lives on California's Monterey Peninsula. Doug Bowles has been a freelance illustrator for more than twenty years. His books for Sleeping Bear include One Kansas Farmer: A Kansas Number Book and S is for Sunflower: A Kansas Alphabet. Doug lives in Leawood, Kansas.
