No Reading Allowed

No Reading Allowed PDF

Author: Raj Haldar

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2020-11-10

Total Pages: 43

ISBN-13: 1728239265

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A new, hilarious picture book for kids from the #1 New York Times bestselling authors of P IS FOR PTERODACTYL! What makes this picture book for kids be THE WORST read aloud book ever? Try reading these sentences aloud: The mummy prepared farro for dinner. The mummy prepared pharaoh for dinner. Sounds the same, right? But they're totally different! Kids will laugh at the irreverent, super silly humor and witty illustrations that provide context clues and help explain the outrageous sentences. While kids are cracking up at you repeating yourself, they also will be learning about homonyms and homophones! There's also a glossary to help explain the sound-alike words. This hysterical book for kids is sure to delight parents, teachers, and anyone who loves to laugh at the absurdity of the English language. "Those who love wordplay are the natural constituency for No Reading Allowed: The Worst Read-Aloud Book Ever, a picture book that's bright with comic scenes... [and] brilliant pairings of picture and word (and word with word)."—The Wall Street Journal "If you're a logophile (=word nerd), grammar geek, or a bookworm, and especially, if you're a teacher or homeschooler, snag a copy of No Reading Allowed for yourself and a friend. This will be a hot holiday gift for us word nerd folks!"—Imagination Soup

No Boyz Allowed

No Boyz Allowed PDF

Author: Ni-Ni Simone

Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.

Published: 2011-10-24

Total Pages: 256

ISBN-13: 0758280122

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Simone tells authentic stories of teen life in the 'hood better than any other author currently writing contemporary YA street lit. --Library Journal on Teenage Love Affair (starred review) True story: I'm Gem, G-E-M, like a precious jewel, and my life has been nothing like my name. I've been on my own since I was nine and now I'm sixteen. But so what. I'm good, and so is my little brother. So why the state won't let us do our own thing is beyond me. Instead, we've been forced to live with a foster family who wants to love us, but I'm not beat--I'm just trying to do me. To make matters worse, I've been checking for this guy, Ny'eem. But my new clique has an unbreakable rule--no boyz allowed to come between our friendship--which is forcing me to keep my relationship with Ny'eem a secret. Though not for long. . .because in high school secrets are always exposed, scandals always rewrite the rules, and friendships are never what they seem. . . . "Excitement, drama, and life lessons. . .. Upgrade U is sure to be a classic." --A.J. Byrd, author of Losing Romeo "A new series with a pair of drama-fueled stories about girls looking for love in all the wrong ways." --Publishers Weekly on The Break-Up Diaries

No Longer Not Allowed

No Longer Not Allowed PDF

Author: Amy Gingrich

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2016-04-11

Total Pages: 110

ISBN-13: 1491791721

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Amy Gingrich saw her disease as a prison. She felt trapped by having to monitor everything she ate and limit physical activity. She didnt like it, but she had learned to live with her genetic prison. Amy was born with MSUD (Maple Sugar Urine Disease), a metabolic disorder classified by the burned maple syrup smell in ones urine, ear wax, and body sweat. MSUD is a disease in which a person cannot process protein normally. It can only be cured with a liver transplant. In No Longer Not Allowed, Gingrich shares her story of living with the disease and then undergoing a liver transplant at the age of twenty-one in January of 2006 at Pittsburgh Childrens Hospital. She tells about the hospital stays, the ups and downs of healing, subsequent health issues related to the transplant, and recovery. Gingrich also includes recipes and journal entries from her parents who provided unconditional support. No Longer Not Allowed narrates how, by the grace of God and the unselfish act of a donor family, Gingrich was given a second chance to live life to the fullest.

Not Allowed to Fail

Not Allowed to Fail PDF

Author: Linda McBride

Publisher: Ambassador International

Published: 2015-01-23

Total Pages: 151

ISBN-13: 1620203979

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Gene hates doing reports, especially on evolution! All Gene wants to do is hang out with his friends, play video games, and get to know Alexis—the prettiest girl in his class. When a SWAT team arrests Gene and his father is charged with murder, Gene knows he’s not guilty. His dad may be an overly strict disciplinarian, but he’s not a murderer. Gene decides he must uncover the truth for himself—no matter the consequences. At the laboratory crime scene, he encounters a surprising visitor—Charles Darwin himself. Gene’s situation escalates once he discovers that this time traveler holds the key to his school report—and his father’s freedom.

17 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do Anymore

17 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do Anymore PDF

Author: Jenny Offill

Publisher: Dragonfly Books

Published: 2011-09-13

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 0375866019

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A laugh-out-loud look at all the fun things grown-ups never let you do . . . now in paperback! Jenny Offill, author of 11 Experiments That Failed, describes how tough it is to be a kid, when even the (seemingly) best ideas are met with resistance. The text is short, spare, and fall-on-the-floor funny—not to mention utterly child-friendly. Here, accompanied by Nancy Carpenter's hilariously clever illustrations, is a day-in-the-life look at a kid as she torments her brother, her pet, her classmates, and, of course, her mother. The theme of this Dragonfly Book is Just for Fun.

“I’M Here” Proclaims a Little Girl Who Was Not Allowed to Be

“I’M Here” Proclaims a Little Girl Who Was Not Allowed to Be PDF

Author: Reace

Publisher: Trafford Publishing

Published: 2011-05-03

Total Pages: 138

ISBN-13: 1426960425

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Out of twenty-seven years of therapy, Reace spent two years journal writing. By sharing those two years in this book, she fulfills her desire that her life experience not be in vain. Her story, especially, will educate those who work with abused, traumatized, dissociated individuals. Like Dr. Bradshaw who wrote the Foreword, in reading Reaces journal, you will experience awe and respect; anger and sadness. While in the midst of horror the authors spirit touched wonder. One night, in her anger, Reace decided as she cried out to God, Ill show them, Ill show them all. I will get an in-curable disease and then I will find a cure for it. Then someone WILL see me. She forgot that she had made this conscious decision. In writing this journal, Reace re-membered and understood why she manifested Multiple Sclerosis. With courage and persistance, Reace healed her childhood trauma and MS. The book closes with her Therapists case study of a long and successful healing journey.

Stop! You are not allowed to touch me

Stop! You are not allowed to touch me PDF

Author: Asma Torgal

Publisher: FanatiXx Publication

Published: 2021-07-23

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13:

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A brilliant, amiable book for little angels to bring awareness and help them understand that they are the bodyguards of their body. Using simple language and charming illustrations, ‘Stop! You are not allowed to touch me’ helps parents, tutors and concerned adults to get educated so that they understand and teach the kids about body safety. This book is an initiative by DK Motive.

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