Mustard, Custard, Grumble Belly and Gravy

Mustard, Custard, Grumble Belly and Gravy PDF

Author: Michael Rosen

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 100

ISBN-13: 0747587388

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'Don't put confetti on the spaghetti/ And don't squash peas on your knees/ Don't put ants in your pants/ Don't put mustard in the custard' Writer and broadcaster Michael Rosen breaks down barriers with his poems for children, creating an infectious informality andirreverence that captures the very funny (and sometimes sad) moments of family life. Acclaimed artist Quentin Blake's much-loved loopily anarchic illustrations perfectly complement and bring to life Rosen's poems. His deceptively simple illustrations are witty, sophisticated and subtle, all with huge child-appeal. Rosen and Blake are one of the most popular and enduring partnerships writing and illustrating for children today. In the 1980s they collaborated on You Can't Catch Me and Don't Put Mustard in the Custard. This book brings together the poems and illustrations from those two books, with some new illustrations and an introduction specially written by Michael Rosen.

Mustard, Custard, Grumble Belly and Gravy

Mustard, Custard, Grumble Belly and Gravy PDF

Author: Michael Rosen

Publisher: Bloomsbury Pub Limited

Published: 2006

Total Pages: 100

ISBN-13: 9780747587392

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'You Can't Catch Me' and 'You Can't Put Mustard in the Custard' were first published 25 years ago and were groundbreaking in that they were full-colour illustrated new poems for children. 'You Can't Catch Me' won the Signal Poetry Award in 1982. Both books went on to be bestsellers and both poet and artist are stellar names in the world of children's books. The book includes an introduction by Michael Rosen and an audio CD of the book, with all the poems also read by Michael. Michael's brilliantly conversational poetry is fantastically matched by Quentin Blake's loopy yet perfectly detailed art. It is a partnership that Bloomsbury is proud to be making newly available.

Even My Ears Are Smiling

Even My Ears Are Smiling PDF

Author: Michael Rosen

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing

Published: 2013

Total Pages: 130

ISBN-13: 1408802988

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Following the publication of bestselling Mustard, Custard, Grumble Belly and Gravy, Michael Rosen has followed up with a brilliant new book of poems that are funny, thought-provoking and always with Michael's immediately accessible and child-centred voice. The poems included are a mix of classic favourites and also many brand new poems.The cheeky, full-colour illustrations by much loved Babette Cole make the perfect partnership.

Funny Poems for Christmas

Funny Poems for Christmas PDF

Author: Paul Cookson

Publisher:

Published: 2006

Total Pages: 123

ISBN-13: 9780439950497

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'Funny Poems for Christmas' presents everything that you could want for Christmas - food, prezzies, decorations, Santa - but in poetical form. This book is filled with raving mad relatives, rapping reindeer, talking turkeys, snowflakes and sparkle!

Bananas in My Ears

Bananas in My Ears PDF

Author: Michael Rosen

Publisher: Candlewick Press (MA)

Published: 2012

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780763662486

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From the chaos of breakfast to the calm of bedtime, this whimsical collection, pairing two former British Laureates, is full of delightful moments. Full color.

Portnoy's Complaint

Portnoy's Complaint PDF

Author: Philip Roth

Publisher: Vintage

Published: 1994-09-20

Total Pages: 289

ISBN-13: 0679756450

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The groundbreaking novel from the Pulitzer Prize–winning author of American Pastoral that originally propelled its author to literary stardom: told in a continuous monologue from patient to psychoanalyst, this masterpiece draws us into the turbulent mind of one lust-ridden young Jewish bachelor named Alexander Portnoy. "Deliciously funny...absurd and exuberant, wild and uproarious...a brilliantly vivid reading experience." —The New York Times Book Review "Touching as well as hilariously lewd.... Roth is vibrantly talented." —New York Review of Books Portnoy's Complaint n. [after Alexander Portnoy (1933- )] A disorder in which strongly-felt ethical and altruistic impulses are perpetually warring with extreme sexual longings, often of a perverse nature. Spielvogel says: 'Acts of exhibitionism, voyeurism, fetishism, auto-eroticism and oral coitus are plentiful; as a consequence of the patient's "morality," however, neither fantasy nor act issues in genuine sexual gratification, but rather in overriding feelings of shame and the dread of retribution, particularly in the form of castration.' (Spielvogel, O. "The Puzzled Penis," Internationale Zeitschrift für Psychoanalyse, Vol. XXIV, p. 909.) It is believed by Spielvogel that many of the symptoms can be traced to the bonds obtaining in the mother-child relationship.

Look Inside the World of Bees

Look Inside the World of Bees PDF

Author: Emily Bone

Publisher: Look Inside

Published: 2021-04

Total Pages: 14

ISBN-13: 9781474983198

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A gorgeously illustrated flap book that gives a glimpse into the amazing and important world of bees. Why do bees have furry bodies? What happens inside a bee hive? How do bees know where to find flowers? Find out all about the amazing world of bees in this illustrated flap book for young children, with a focus on why bee are so important, and all the jobs they do that keep the planet healthy.

Funny Poems

Funny Poems PDF

Author: Jan Dean

Publisher: Scholastic Poetry

Published: 2015-09-03

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 9781407158853

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This 'Funny' themed anthology of poems is written by various authors. The anthologies in this series are updated and revised versions of previously published titles, each with several brand new poems in them. There's an anthology for every place and topic. Make sure you've always got a verse rehearsed! Roaring dinosaur rhymes, silly school rhymes: even some revolting rhymes to get you groaning. You can rap or rhyme them, mime them out or tackle fiendish tongue-twisters. Heaps of rib-tickling rhymes to send you poetry potty, and it all supports the school curriculum. A matching Teacher Resource Book, written by Paul Cookson, features workshop-style lessons based on different poetry types/genres. Each lesson focuses on a specific poem from one of the anthologies.

Don't Mention the Children

Don't Mention the Children PDF

Author: Michael Rosen

Publisher:

Published: 2015

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780993149023

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A collection of poems by British poet, Michael Rosen, that combine the silly and the sinister to catch the surrealism of everyday life.