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Music Jokes

Author: Johnny B. Laughing

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2016-06-20

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781534718661

Funny Jokes About Music! Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious music jokes online? Do you want to dominate joke battles and be the funniest person around? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest jokes about music and musicians in the world. Including 100+ jokes! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy about music and musicians. These jokes are for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This joke book contains a ton of laugh out loud jokes! WARNING: You will laugh a lot! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: How is a heart like a musician? A: They both have a beat! HAHA! Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music. LOL! Q: Why did they arrest the musician? A: He got into treble. HAHA! Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up. LOL! Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get away from the bagpipe recital. HAHA! Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion. Funny and hilarious music and musician jokes! Your musician friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of musical jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about music and musicians will make everyone giggle and erupt with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!

The Big Liszt of Music Jokes

Author: F. Adams

Publisher:

Published: 2017-10-29

Total Pages: 168

ISBN-13: 9781973171034

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Most professions have their own in-jokes but musicians, given to arrogance, pretension, bad housing, lack of sleep and far too much travelling, seem to have an *especially* large back-catalogue.Most music humour is self-deprecating, well perhaps not so much *self* deprecating as abusing other musicians who have committed the unforgivable folly of choosing a different instrument or genre.This book is a collection of well over 600 one liners, humorous lists and definitions spanning classical, rock, folk, jazz, country **and** western, mocking over 50 instruments and their players along the way. Not content with mocking musicians this book mocks drummers too.

Pretty Good Joke Book

Author: Garrison Keillor

Publisher: Blackstone Publishing

Published: 2021-08-10

Total Pages:

ISBN-13:

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Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.

The Musician's Ultimate Joke Book

Author: Kevin M. Mitchell

Publisher:

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780972070225

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Humour.

The Great Rock 'N' Roll Joke Book

Author: Dave Marsh

Publisher: Macmillan

Published: 1997-09-15

Total Pages: 116

ISBN-13: 9780312168599

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How do you get a guitarist to stop playing? Put sheet music in front of him. What do you call guys that hang out with musicians? Drummers. Here it is the dirty, the absurd, the witty side of rock and roll as it turns 50. The love of young America's music in its purest form: The Joke.

The Best Musicians' Jokes

Author: BRUNO KASSEL

Publisher: Mel Bay Publications

Published: 2010-10-07

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13: 1609745809

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Contains more than 400 hilarious jokes about all musicians' and their respective genres; foreword written by the famous drummer Pete York.

Face the Music!

Author: Scott K. Peterson

Publisher: Lerner Publishing Group

Published: 1988

Total Pages: 30

ISBN-13: 9780822509950

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A collection of jokes about music and musicians, including "What do musicians brush their teeth with? A tuba toothpaste" and "What's an orchestra's favorite dessert? Cello."

The Musician's Joke Book

Author: Jim Green

Publisher: Omnibus Press

Published: 2010-06-07

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 0857123696

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A side-splitting selection of one-liners, comic definitions, yarns and witty quotes from the world of music. Most professions have their own jokes, but musicians seem to have more than their fair share. Perhaps it's the insane travel schedule, the bad lodgings or just lack of sleep. But as Jim Green says in his introduction, "...it's not surprising we're a band apart (so to speak), outcasts who seek only our own company, rubbing two jokes together for warmth and trying to feel superior by sneering at one another's abilities and personalities." So maybe the reason musicians love poking fun at one another is nothing more than getting in first before everyone else does. Or perhaps choosing laughter is the only alternative to despair... Anyway, here is a truly great selection of jokes, quotes and stories from the world's second oldest profession. Enjoy! Q: What is the definition of perfect pitch in a piccolo? A: When you throw it in the toilet and it doesn't hit the rim. Q: What do you throw a drowning lead guitarist? A: His amp. Q: Why was the clarinetist staring at the orange juice bottle? A: Because the label said "concentrate." "I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." Elvis Presley

Crack Up with ChatGPT: A Treasury of Funny Jokes

Author: M.B. Chatfield

Publisher:

Published:

Total Pages: 99

ISBN-13:

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Unleash Non-Stop Laughter with ChatGPT: AHilarious Journey Through AI-Generated Comedy Get ready to crack up with Crack Up with ChatGPT: A Treasury of Funny Jokes, a laugh-a-minute collection of jokes meticulously crafted by the ingenious ChatGPT language model. Prepare to be amazed by the incredible wit and creativity of AI as you delve into a treasure trove of hilarious material that will leave you in stitches. What makes Crack Up with ChatGPT the perfect pick-me-up? A Side-Splitting Selection: From classic one-liners and puns to clever situational humor and witty observations, this book offers a diverse range of jokes to tickle every funny bone. AI Humor at Its Finest: Witness the brilliance of ChatGPT as it generates original jokes that are both relatable and laugh-out-loud funny. A Gift That Keeps on Giving: Share the joy with friends and family. Crack Up with ChatGPT is the perfect conversation starter and guaranteed to bring laughter to any gathering. The Perfect Size for On-the-Go Fun: This compact and portable book is your ideal companion for commutes, waiting rooms, or whenever you need a quick dose of laughter. Crack Up with ChatGPT is more than just a joke book; it's a testament to the power of AI to create humor that's both intelligent and side-splitting. Here's a sneak peek at the fun that awaits you: Classic Jokes with a Modern Twist: Enjoy a refreshing take on your favorite one-liners and puns, all reimagined by the witty ChatGPT. Hilarious Observations on Everyday Life: Find humor in the ordinary with ChatGPT's clever takes on relatable situations. Unexpected Gems: Prepare to be surprised by original jokes and witty remarks that will have you chuckling long after you've read them. Crack Up with ChatGPT is perfect for: Anyone who loves a good laugh Fans of AI and technology People looking for a way to de-stress and lighten the mood Those seeking a unique conversation starter Grab your copy today and embark on a laughter-filled adventure with ChatGPT! #Humor #AIJokes #FunnyBooks #LaughOutLoud #GiftIdeas #Joke #AIWit #RobotComedy #MachineHumor #AI-PoweredJokes #ChatGPTJokes #FunnyPuns #JokeCollection #Wordplay #Punny #ChatGPT #Funny #HilariousMoments #AIQuirks #FamilyFun #Anecdotes #ChatGPT #Hilarious #AI #Fun #Wit #Robot #Machine #Laughter #Comeny

Hannah and Rob's Little Book of Viola Jokes

Author: Robert Steadman

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2018-08-05

Total Pages: 98

ISBN-13: 9781724342614

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Hannah & Rob's Little Book of Viola Jokes takes a look at that most popular of jokes in classical music circles. There's a "brief history" of the Viola Joke from Shakespeare right up to Jake the Dog, and then jokes about violas, jokes about viola players, jokes that might require a little bit of musical knowledge, a few slightly more grown-up jokes about violas and some jokes which work as stories. Then, at the end, to balance things out, there are a few jokes about other musicians! Robert Steadman is a composer and conductor while Hannah Borrill is a violinist, composer and..... viola player!