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Stealing Chastity

Author: Devon Hartford

Publisher: Devon Hartford

Published: 2016-01-08

Total Pages: 310

ISBN-13: 1942029160

Every GOOD GIRL wants a BAD BOY to steal her virtue... CHASTITY My new neighbor Lance McKnight is rude, crude, and totally irresistible. My mom hates him. She says he's going to corrupt me. Lucky for me Lance doesn't care what Mom thinks. From day one, he makes it clear he's going to have his way with me no matter what Mom says. Works for me. I'll do whatever Lance tells me. No matter how bad it is... LANCE I get what I want from women any time I want. That pisses you off, doesn't it? Deal with it. That's the hand life dealt me. I'm just making the most of it. What you don't know about me is, from what I've been through, it doesn't make up for much. That's all about to change. Because my new neighbor Chastity Shields is some kind of something else. Mmmm, mmmm. I don't know what to make of her. But I want her. And I'm gonna take her. Every last way I can think of... WARNING: Just when you think you know where this book is going, it doesn't. Lance McKnight is a real bad boy. At first you'll hate him. But in the end you'll love him twice as much. ***Stealing Chastity is a scorching hot standalone with an HEA***

Mother Fluffer

Author: Max Monroe

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2017-05-16

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13: 9781546646297

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Question: What would you do if you lost your best friend's horse? Relax. This is purely hypothetical. But, seriously, what would you do? It's an easy Sunday at home while your wife's at work, and you look away for two minutes to make lunch for a couple of demanding toddlers. Somehow, by magical mist or advanced parkour, the monster is gone. Okay, fine. It's not hypothetical. The guy off of work is me, Thatcher Kelly, and the horse I lost is actually Kline's ginormous dog. But I still have his kids and demon cat, along with my own child and pig. I'm practically batting .667 at this point, and that's a pretty good average. Right? Or one short jump from the devil's number. Motherfluffer.

Pussweek

Author: Bexy McFly

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2020-05-05

Total Pages: 160

ISBN-13: 1452182183

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Pussweek: A Cat's Guide to Feline Empowerment is full of hilarious spreads, quizzes, and advertisements, as well as top-notch photos of cats in all their cuteness and weirdness. Based on the magazine series Pussweek, written "by cats, for cats," this book is a feline parody of fashion and celebrity gossip rags. In a market saturated with "cat shaming," Pussweek gives cats their claws back. With an intelligent editorial voice of their own, these cats don't want dumb memes—they want you to stop secretly filming and posting them on the internet, and they want to empower all of the other feline friends out there who are sick of human nonsense. • With their own forum, these feisty cats provide a rare look into the private lives of felines everywhere. • Filled with articles of a caliber of humor that are clever and a little bit edgy, while still not above a well-placed cat pun • A collector's edition featuring some of the series' most popular articles, like "Diary of a Catnip Addict," "Fifty Shades of Stray," and "Queen of the Tomcats: My Big Fat Gender Identity Crisis," as well as tons of all-new material from cats who have a lot of dirty laundry to air Every cat owner has wondered: 'What the heck is my cat thinking?' and Pussweek will hold all the myriad answers in one big volume full of outrageously cute (and simply outrageous) cats. From scandalous pawparazzi pics to revealing litter quizzes, hairy exposés to tell-tail interviews, you will finally find the feline empowerment that lies within you—and don't take a doggone no for an answer. • Great for cat owners and cat lovers of all stripes • Based on the wildly popular Pussweek magazine • Perfect for fans of How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You by The Oatmeal, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives by Zachary Auburn, Breaking Cat News: Cats Reporting on the News that Matters to Cats by Georgia Dunn

Southern Fried Sass: Volume 1

Author: Julia Mills

Publisher: Julia Mills

Published: 2023-07-18

Total Pages: 430

ISBN-13:

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Welcome to Hairy Wart, Luuueeesiana. The tofu's southern fried, and the Soul Food's vegetarian ~ ‘Cause it’s just not right to eat your friends. Here they are! The first THREE stories in the Southern Fried Sass series - all in one place! Bubble, bubble, you got trouble? Don'tcha worry. Don'tcha fret. We'll be there on the double. No job too big. No villain too crazy. We're Southern Fried Sass! Somebody wake up Daisy! OH! And most importantly, (At least in their minds.) meet the DRAGONETTES! Livin', breathin', smokin' proof that it's not the size of the scales but the SASS in the flames that makes the Guardsma...ahem, I mean, Guardswoman. Take a load off. Put your feet up. And, enjoy! XOXO Julia

Manscaping

Author: Emma Lea

Publisher: Emma Lea

Published: 2019-09-02

Total Pages: 371

ISBN-13:

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Manscaping- the fashion and style column on The Playbook online men’s magazine…and Mia’s new job. Well…internship. It was only for six weeks, just so she could get the credits she needed to graduate from university, but they were paying her, so…yeah, her new job. The only problem? She would be working directly under Liam. Not that she had a problem being under Liam. She’d been there once before and it had been the best night of her life, but yeah, that was exactly the problem. She’d been under Liam before and now he was going to be her boss. He probably didn’t even remember her. He’d never called or tried to contact her after a night she would never forget so maybe it hadn’t been so unforgettable for him…but now she would be working directly under him. Yeah. That was going to be a problem.

Turtle Croakies (Enchanting Inquiries, Book 10)

Author: Sam Cheever

Publisher: Electric Prose Publications

Published: 2020-10-27

Total Pages: 245

ISBN-13: 1950331466

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A frog, a cat, and a hobgoblin walk into a bar…in the Jurassic period. Nope…not kidding. Okay, maybe it wasn’t really a bar. But it was definitely the local drinking establishment. For dinosaurs… My old mentor, Alice Parker is back, and she’s brought a problem with her. A big one. One that’s already testing the sprite’s ability to keep it in lettuce and strawberries. It turns out that Alice has been on the run for a minute, trying to protect a magical tortoise from a dangerous sorceress who wants it for herself. You might be wondering why anybody would want to steal a tortoise. Well, if you had the chance to travel through time at the push of a button, or rather the press of a turtle’s shell, would you take it? Yeah, me neither. I have enough trouble dealing with this time and world… But clearly, we aren’t all diabolical magic users bent on our own empowerment. I mean, the possibilities for evil are unending if one can time-hop at will. Luckily, I have two cats, two frogs, and a hobgoblin to help me stave off the latest crisis. The only question is…what am I going to do with a former KoA who was as ineffectual at the Keeper’s job as the goddess’s torn pantyhose are at holding water. The only thing she’d been worse at was training me! And, more importantly, now that she’s here…how am I going to get rid of her? Holy turtle trousers, this Keeper gig gets more challenging by the day…or the millennia!

Twist

Author: Karen Akins

Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin

Published: 2015-04-07

Total Pages: 336

ISBN-13: 125003101X

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Bree Bennis finally has it all—a non-comatose mother, an uber-hot (albeit anachronistic) boyfriend named Finn, and a newfound mission to protect the timeline from those who would skew it for their own gain. But when she leans over one day to smooch said boyfriend, her lips meet those of her arch-nemesis Wyck instead. The timeline has been altered, and Bree is caught in the crosshairs. But when she goes back to repair the damage, she is stopped by none other than her Future Self, who delivers an urgent message: Someone is kidnapping Shifters from the distant past. It's up to Bree to stop them. But first, she has to figure out who...and why. To follow the trail of chronocrumbs, Bree reluctantly accepts her new undercover gig as Wyck's girlfriend. Everything goes spiffy until Finn shows up in the 23rd century on the eager arm of a gorgeous fellow Shifter. Blark. Even as Bree struggles with jealousy, she battles the nagging dread that Finn might be better off with someone less chronologically complicated. Her worst fear is confirmed when Finn becomes the kidnapper's next victim. As Bree zeroes in on the culprit, they unravel her life one timeline-change at a time. She realizes that she alone has the power to save herself and everyone she loves. But to do that, she may lose Finn forever.

Rick and Bobo

Author:

Publisher: Rick and Bobo

Published: 2009-05

Total Pages: 332

ISBN-13: 0615288650

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Ray (Bobo) is an adventurous vagabond, the polar opposite of his quick tempered genius brother, Richard. When one of Ray's fancies makes him a multimillionaire, he calls on his brilliant brother to help him with his wildest idea yet: become a superhero. But when their purchase of key components draws the attention of the megalomaniacal Freya Bakken, the brothers quickly discover that no superhero is complete without a super-villain.

Gypsum

Author: Chris Rellim

Publisher: Beacon Publishing Group

Published: 2019-08-30

Total Pages: 405

ISBN-13:

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When Steven Dobrowski and his family move into their new home, strange things happen. At first, the hauntings perpetuated by the angry spirit are innocuous, but soon turn malicious and dangerous. Keisha--Steven's wife--insists the family move for the sake of the family's safety, but Steven's obsession with the spirit overshadows his judgement, and he refuses to turn his back on the house he believes he and his family deserve. As events unfold, eventually Steven is taunted by an entity that persuades him to perform evil acts on the ones closest to him. Not only are the Dobrowskis affected by an entity of the spiritual world, but also by someone of the physical world who is furious Steven moved into the community with his African-American wife and three mixed-race children. The family is victimized with threats and vandalism. Who will win the fight between good and evil?

I Was a 12-Year-Old Rock Star...

Author: Sir W. Penn

Publisher: Austin Macauley Publishers

Published: 2024-04-26

Total Pages: 662

ISBN-13:

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Is extrasensory perception – E.S.P – real? Can certain individuals tap into a running stream of cranial activity from the very future itself? Can such a person engage in such tremendously overwhelming action and not be known to the world as yet? Read on to discover hidden truths, not only about the rock music of 70s and 80s, but most assuredly about your own inner being and mankind itself.