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Life Is a Pirate Ship Run by a Velociraptor

Author: Allison Hawn

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2014-08-12

Total Pages: 204

ISBN-13: 9781512025774

Life is never boring when you're a human magnet for the bizarre. For Allison Hawn, owning a cursed car, being attacked by a man wielding a foam sword, or having to battle an evil pony could manifest on any day ending in "y." These truly hilarious tales provide both bookworms and casual glimpsers with important life lessons, such as what to do if a woman dressed as a cat refuses to get off the roof of your vehicle. You're welcome.

Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates

Author: Kevin O'Malley

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA

Published: 2007-08-21

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 0802795722

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Captain Raptor and the crew of the Megatooth are called back into action to save the planet Jurassica from rogue space pirates who have stolen their sacred jewels.

Life Is a Circus Run by a Platypus

Author: Allison Hawn

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2013-05-20

Total Pages: 142

ISBN-13: 9781512025491

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Has being late to work due to dancing clowns ever been a problem for you? Have you ever had to defend yourself against a giant iguana? Does the overture to The Music Man make you violently twitch? In Life is a Circus Run by a Platypus readers are immersed into what it would be like to live every day as if a herd of ballerinas were chasing you, without the inconvenience of actually having to run. This collection of truly bizarre short stories taken from the author, Allison Hawn's, life takes one across the world and into the strangest crevices of civilization. The lessons learned through her adventures might very well save the reader if they too ever have to face birthing a cow, calming distraught technical support or death by furniture.

A Pirate's Life for Me!

Author: Julie Thompson

Publisher: Charlesbridge Pub Incorporated

Published: 1996

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9780881069334

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Describes life aboard a pirate ship and provides information about famous pirates in history and literature.

The Petrified Pirate

Author: Vivian French

Publisher: Franklin Watts

Published: 2017-09-14

Total Pages: 48

ISBN-13: 9781445149868

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Horrible Histories meets Wimpy Kid in these terribly funny tales. When Joe runs off for a life of adventure on a pirate ship he thinks he's sure to get rich. But he doesn't realise he's boarded the ship of the fearsome and terrifying Captain Blackbeard! Race Further with Reading is the perfect tool to build reading confidence with illustrated stories in manageable bite-size chapters, following on a level from the Race Ahead with Reading series with stories of 2,000 words. The books are perfect for children aged 6-8 or who read book band 11.

Life Is a Roller Derby Run by a Sphinx

Author: Allison Hawn

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2016-08-06

Total Pages: 150

ISBN-13: 9781536948523

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Some people refurbish classic cars, others make quaint quilts, and a few still gather together to play Dungeons and Dragons in basements. Author Allison Hawn doesn't have time for these pursuits. Instead, she spends her days dodging every weird, dangerous and surreal happening that the universe can fling in her direction. Follow Allison on her "bizarre magnet" life as she narrowly escapes the clutches of a giant territorial raccoon, barely avoids death by "burrito bomb" and pulls off the chocolate heist of the century. Find a hilarious escape from your reality by stepping into hers.