King Flashypants and the Creature from Crong

King Flashypants and the Creature from Crong PDF

Author: Andy Riley

Publisher: Henry Holt and Company (BYR)

Published: 2018-03-27

Total Pages: 224

ISBN-13: 1627798129

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Something is frightening the people of Crong—something with long, sharp teeth, seven eyes, and an appetite for goats. The monster's name is the Voolith, and it won't stop until it has gobbled up everything in its path! When news reaches Edwinland, King Edwin decides he must cross the wilderness and defeat the Voolith in single combat. Even if he doesn't quite know what "single combat" means. This next King Flashypants adventure has it all—jousting, evil plots, mini golf, fire-breathing toads, and hilarity at every turn.

Beer Makes Daddy Strong

Beer Makes Daddy Strong PDF

Author: Andy Riley

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2013-03-26

Total Pages: 67

ISBN-13: 1452112088

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Fatherhood is full of ups and downs, quirks and crises. But there is always humor to be found! Featuring 60 all-new cartoons from Andy Riley, Beer Makes Daddy Strong shows the world just how great dads can be: Daddy knows all the best car games ("Who can stay quiet the longest?"), likes to show off his scars (that he may or may not have obtained while running with the bulls in Spain), and is a great cook (when Spaghetti Bolognese is on the menu). Witty and wise, this affectionate tribute is a celebration of fatherhood and all of its joys, confusion, humor, and, of course, beer.

King Flashypants and the Boo-Hoo Witches

King Flashypants and the Boo-Hoo Witches PDF

Author: Andy Riley

Publisher: Hachette UK

Published: 2018-04-05

Total Pages: 224

ISBN-13: 1444940988

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"Kids everywhere will love this brilliant book!" MATT LUCAS "Brilliantly original and hilarious. It's nearly as good as one of my books." DAVID WALLIAMS "Two words - such fun!" MIRANDA HART "Beautiful, inventive and laugh-out-loud funny." SUE PERKINS Great to read aloud with children of 5+ and perfect for newly independent readers of 7+. King Edwin Flashypants is back for his fourth hilarious adventure! Minister Jill has a secret. And it's something to do with the weird meadow in Edwinland. King Edwin always thought Minister Jill was a bit boring, like most grown-ups, but when she is kidnapped, he realises that her past might actually be very exciting indeed ...

The Rotten Adventures of Zachary Ruthless #1

The Rotten Adventures of Zachary Ruthless #1 PDF

Author: Allan Woodrow

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2011-04-26

Total Pages: 180

ISBN-13: 006207718X

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Are you rotten enough to read this book? Ha! And I mean that in a laugh-in-your-face, you’re not-really-rotten-at-all way. Have you ever destroyedthe planet? Turned earthworms into your personalarmy of doom? Refused to eat your broccoli andhidden it in your underwear? Well, never mind thatlast one. I mean, who hasn’t? But still, no one is asrotten as Zachary Ruthless. In fact, his adventuresare so rotten you might want to just put this bookdown now and back away very slowly.

King Flashypants and the Snowball of Doom

King Flashypants and the Snowball of Doom PDF

Author: Andy Riley

Publisher: Hachette UK

Published: 2018-10-04

Total Pages: 224

ISBN-13: 1444941003

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"Brilliantly original and hilarious. It's nearly as good as one of my books." DAVID WALLIAMS "Two words - such fun!" MIRANDA HART "It's gobstonkingly funny!" ULI, aged 7 Great to read aloud with children of 5+ and perfect for newly independent readers of 7+. It's pretty nippy in Edwinland and Nurbisonia. In fact, it's the coldest winter in a hundred years! After evil Emperor Nurbison steals all his peasants' firewood and woolly hats just because he can, they go to live with nine-year-old King Edwin in Edwinland instead. The furious emperor talks the scary Ice Folk to join him in his latest dastardly plan to make life difficult for Edwin and his new peasants, but Edwin is determined not to let Nurbison get away with it. He is a noble king, after all! But Edwin has an extra problem to deal with - a voice of doubt in his head called Wendy Worry, who keeps telling him he's not up to the job of being king. How can he beat Emperor Nurbison AND Wendy Worry at the same time?

King Flashypants and the Creature from Crong

King Flashypants and the Creature from Crong PDF

Author: Andy Riley

Publisher: Henry Holt Books For Young Readers

Published: 2018-03-27

Total Pages: 225

ISBN-13: 1627798110

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In this second book in the King Flashypants series, King Edwin sets out to fight a monster and may end up with more than he's bargained for in an adventure that has it all--jousting, evil plots, mini golf, fire-breathing toads, and hilarity at every turn. Illustrations.

Marty Pants #1: Do Not Open!

Marty Pants #1: Do Not Open! PDF

Author: Mark Parisi

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 2017-05-02

Total Pages: 256

ISBN-13: 0062427776

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“Funny and engaging. Marty Pants is a surefire hit!”—Lincoln Peirce, author of the Big Nate series "Readers will love the riotous hero of this new series."—School Library Journal Move over, Wimpy Kid. Here comes the imaginative, the inquisitive, the unstoppable Marty Pants! Marty Pants is different from your typical middle schooler. He has the soul of an artist, and as an artist, he notices things–except when he doesn’t. When Marty discovers a note suggesting an alien is watching him, this is something he can’t ignore. But no one, not his friends, his family, his arch-enemy, nor the chief of police, can see what he sees. So, it’s up to Marty to save the world—his way! This hilarious new series follows the endearing, frazzled, embarrassed, and ultimately fearless footsteps of literature’s most unlikely hero: Marty Pants.

Dog Diaries

Dog Diaries PDF

Author: James Patterson

Publisher: jimmy patterson

Published: 2018-12-03

Total Pages: 150

ISBN-13: 031648749X

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The first book in the doggone awesome, howl-ariously illustrated, bestselling series from the creator of Middle School! Rafe Khatchadorian’s lovable dog Junior gets his chance to shine. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! I've been waiting for ages to tell my story, and now it's finally happening! Being Rafe's dog isn't always easy, but it is always EXCITING! I've got so much to tell you about: How I protect the yard from birds, raccoons, squirrels, raccoons, mail carriers ... and did I mention RACCOONS? Sniffing pooch posteriors for the latest canine news. And the terrifying monster hiding in the hall closet: the vacuum cleaner! These were all the most paw-some parts of my doggie life -- until the evil Mrs. Stricker threatened to send me back to the pound if I didn't learn to behave. Now Rafe and I have to go to obedience school and win the trophy for Best Trained Dog . . . or else!

King Flashypants and the Evil Emperor

King Flashypants and the Evil Emperor PDF

Author: Andy Riley

Publisher:

Published: 2016

Total Pages: 194

ISBN-13:

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Everyone is happy living in Edwinland and being ruled by their nine-year-old king until the king runs out of pocket money to hand out chocolate to the peasants.