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Just Jose - the Funniest Jose Mourinho Quotes!

Author: Gordon Law

Publisher:

Published: 2019-10-21

Total Pages: 118

ISBN-13: 9781701644793

Jose Mourinho is not only one of the world's finest managers but his arrogant and brash sound bites have also made him one of the most entertaining. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 220 of Mourinho's mostcomical quotes from the clubs he has managed. Packed with loads of punchy one-liners, wise-cracks, verbal lashings and humorous insights, this book will have football fans chuckling throughout the season. "To those who say we don't deserve it: In my country we say, 'The dogs bark but the caravan goes by'." "I am a coach, not Harry Potter. He is a magician. Magic is fiction and I live for football, which is real." "When I read a few things, I smell a few coats." "If they made a film of my life, I think they should get George Clooney to play me."

The José Mourinho Quote Book

Author: Ebury Press

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2014-08-21

Total Pages: 155

ISBN-13: 1473502985

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‘Please don’t call me arrogant, but I’m European champion and I think I’m a special one.’ Widely known for his strong personality, sharp dress sense, and eccentric comments at press conferences, there is only one José Mourinho. Regarded as many by the world’s best manager and one of the greatest of all time, he achieved huge success whilst at Benfica, Uniao de Leiria, Porto, Chelsea, Internazionale and Real Madrid. Never one to doubt his own abilities, the charismatic and controversial manager has dominated headlines with his many clashes with the press and run-ins with the football authorities. Silver-tongued and passionate, this compendium of quotes from the ‘special one’ includes the very best of Mourinho on football: his erudite comments, bizarre philosophies, confident expressions of unwavering self-belief and his love of the beautiful game. ‘Look, I'm a coach, I'm not Harry Potter. He is magical, but in reality there is no magic. Magic is fiction and football is real.’ A warning to Real Madrid fans, 2010 ‘Look at my haircut. I am ready for the war.’ At the launch of a new shirt deal between Chelsea and Adidas. The event also became a chance to unveil his new, short-trimmed haircut. ‘I think they should get George Clooney to play me. He's a fantastic actor and my wife thinks he would be ideal.’ Contemplating a film of his life

Jose Mourinho

Author: Harry Harris

Publisher:

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 404

ISBN-13: 9781844545209

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In 2004, Chelsea's billionaire owner, Roman Abramovich, needed the best manager money could buy, a proven champion, to capture the trophies his outlay on the team demanded. His choice was, of course, the irrepressible Jose Mourinho. This book celebrates his three years with The Blues.

Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes

Author:

Publisher: Carlton Books

Published: 2011-08

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781847326225

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The most comprehensive collection of football's hilarious comic offerings I couldn't settle in Italy--it was like living in a foreign country. --Ian Rush on life at Juventus I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't half polish up great. --Ian Holloway No one can dispute that football has provided some of the funniest quotes (intentionally or not) in the history of sport--and this book documents them all. It is packed with an incredible 1,500 ridiculous quotes from and about some of the most famous names in football, including Sir Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Ian Holloway, Paul Gazza Gascoigne, and Eric Cantona. Bursting with confused clichés, mangled metaphors, comic cusses, and idiotic insights, this book really is the hilarious last word in funny football quotations.

Coach: The Greatest Teachers in Sports and Their Lessons for Us All

Author: Justin Spizman

Publisher: WW Norton

Published: 2022-02-08

Total Pages: 386

ISBN-13: 0789260948

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Every great sports coach is a life coach. This book identifies 168 outstanding coaches who have much to teach us about optimizing our performance, our character, and our lives. Coaches build winning teams and enable each athlete they mentor, guide, cajole, and nurture to achieve top performance. More than this, every great sports coach is first and last a life coach. Sportswriter Justin Spizman identifies and profiles 168 of the greatest coaches and managers of all time. They have much to teach us about optimizing our performance, our character, and our lives. Coach: The Greatest Teachers in Sports and Their Lessons for Us All profiles coaches in every significant sport, from football, basketball, baseball, and hockey to gymnastics, skating, rowing, rugby, soccer, and more. From field to court, diamond, rink, and pitch, the big leagues to the Olympics, college, and high school, Coach delivers the most teachable moments and methods—for play, for competition, and for life. Rich in quotations, each profile ends with lessons for top performance on and off the field, in and beyond the arena. Justin Spizman tracks all the relevant stats—for every sport keeps score—but he seeks first and last to disclose the mind, the heart, and the force of character that drive each of the indispensable men and women behind the world’s most envied and admired athletes. His profiles range from the likes of Cardinals manager Tony La Russa (already an MLB legend), to Aimee Boorman and Cecile Canqueteau-Landi (who both coached gymnastics phenom Simone Biles), Bill Belichick (the take-no-prisoners field general of the New England Patriots), Pat Summitt (who racked up 1,098 wins as coach of the University of Tennessee Lady Vols basketball team from 1974 to 2012), Marián Vajda (the coach behind tennis titan Novak Djokovic), and David Leadbetter (golf guru to champions Kathy Baker, Nick Faldo, and Michelle Wie).

The Funniest Chelsea Quotes... Ever!

Author: Gordon Law

Publisher:

Published: 2016-11-01

Total Pages: 130

ISBN-13: 9781539777991

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From Jose Mourinho to Ron 'Chopper' Harris, Chelsea managers and players have kept us entertained with some truly hilarious sound bites over the years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 250 side-splitting quotes and quips from the men of Stamford Bridge.Packed with loads of classic one-liners, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have you chuckling throughout the season. "Mark Hughes is playing better and better, even if he's starting to look like a pigeon."Gianluca Vialli "Chelsea were a sausage, eggs and chips club before the foreign players arrived."Dennis Wise. "Wisey said I think too much. But I have to do all his thinking for him."Gianfranco Zola "With hindsight, it's easy to look at it with hindsight."Glenn Hoddle

The Special One: The Dark Side of Jose Mourinho

Author: Diego Torres

Publisher: HarperCollins UK

Published: 2014-04-10

Total Pages: 242

ISBN-13: 0007553048

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An explosive and shocking biography of Jose Mourinho – revealing the dark side of 'the special one'.

They Think It's All Over

Author: Frank Worrall

Publisher: Kings Road Publishing

Published: 2022-10-13

Total Pages: 122

ISBN-13: 1789466725

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Get ready for top-drawer delivery, as You're Havin' a Laugh laces up its boots and races up the wing to bend in cross after cross of perfect football banter, including... the funny: 'I love Blackpool; we're very similar - we both look better in the dark' - Ian Holloway the plain stupid: 'Whichever team scores more goals usually wins' - Michael Owen and the genuinely deranged: 'It's not fair to say Lee Bowyer's a racist; he'd stamp on anyone's head' - Rodney Marsh ...to tell the story of the beautiful game, through the hilarious (sometimes intentionally, sometimes not) words, actions and (mis)behaviours of your favourite players, managers, commentators and pundits. It is the perfect gift for lads and dads, plus football fans of all teams, everywhere and anywhere. Back of the net!

Jose - Return Of The King

Author: Harry Harris

Publisher: Kings Road Publishing

Published: 2014-09-04

Total Pages: 455

ISBN-13: 1784181889

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'I stay until they want me not to stay. No club moves me from Chelsea until Chelsea wants me to move because I want to be where I am loved' - Jose Mourinho, January 2014 Yet in December 2015, the love affair came to an incredible and stunning end. This book chronicles the entire remarkable story of Jose Mourinho and Chelsea, with a critical insight into how and why it ended so dramatically. Confrontational, passionate, full of chutzpah. Mourinho is a masterful tactician, and surely the best boss in the history of Chelsea. Yet for a second time the Emperor of the Bridge, Roman Abramovich, cast him aside. The reason?: having won the Premier League, the team's defence of the title proved to be one of the most bizarre periods in the club's history. In his first stint at Stamford Bridge the self-styled 'Special One' won two League titles back-to-back, the FA Cup and two League Cups, and included a still-unsurpassed Premier League points-tally record of 95 in the 2004-5 season. On returning 'home' after a six-year absence, Mourinho receiving a welcome by an army of Chelsea fans who love him every bit as much as they used to. He rewarded their faith in some fashion, sweeping aside newly rich Manchester City to soar to a third League title (with three games to spare), as well as a third League Cup. Then came the biggest collapse of any defending title-holder. Why did it happen? Who was to blame? Was there a players' rebellion? Who panicked behind the scenes, and why? How much was the row with the first-team doctor, Eva Carneiro, at the heart of Mourinho's second sacking from Chelsea? The answers lie in this fully revised, updated and expanded edition of Harry Harris's biography. It brings Mourinho's story right up to date, showing exactly why English football would be infinitely poorer without the colourful, commanding, and controversial presence of the 'Special One'.

Gunning for Greatness: My Life

Author: Mesut Özil

Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton

Published: 2018-03-13

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781473649927

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Shortlisted for International Autobiography at the British Sports Book Awards Mesut Ozil is a midfield magician, casting an elegant spell over opponents and conjuring passes through gaps lesser mortals can't even see. After an eventful sojourn among the Galacticos of Real Madrid he has savoured silverware at Arsenal, while in 2014 he lifted the World Cup with Germany. But his life and career have been a test of resilience. Growing up in Germany's Turkish community, he faced prejudice from those who claimed his dual identity would prevent him giving his all for the national team. Later came questions over a different type of commitment, the kind levelled against those, like Mesut Ozil, who excel in football's finer arts rather than relying simply on running and ruggedness. He has proved concerns on both these issues lack substance. In Gunning for Greatness, Mesut Ozil reveals the inside stories of his relationships with Jose Mourinho and Arsene Wenger, his quest to help the under-fire Frenchman restore Arsenal's pre-eminence - and how he silenced the sceptics by conquering the world.