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Author: National Geographic Kids
Publisher: National Geographic Books
Published: 2012
Total Pages: 212
ISBN-13: 1426309309
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Packed with the silly jokes that kids love--including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes and more--a fun-filled book will keep readers laughing page after page.
Author: National Geographic Kids
Publisher: National Geographic Children's Books
Published: 2020
Total Pages: 212
ISBN-13: 1426336918
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →"Hundreds of paws-itively hilarious jokes and silly dog photos inside! Plus meet 10 real-life comedic canines!"--
Author: National Geographic Kids
Publisher: National Geographic Children's Books
Published: 2020
Total Pages: 212
ISBN-13: 142633687X
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Even MORE pet puns, witty captions, internet memes, and laugh-out-loud, real-world anecdotes make this collection of hilarious animal pictures and stories the perfect package for jokesters and animal lovers alike. This silly snack-size book is back to bring you more strange facts, comical tales, trippy tongue twisters, and adorable photos, featuring all kinds of our furry, scaly, feathery, and slimy friends. Get the scoop on famous critter comedians; delight in the hijinks of a runaway "unicorn;" discover a social media maven who also happens to be a dog; or bust a gut laughing at bizarre animal behaviors from sneezing monkeys to ninja frogs.
Author: National Geographic Kids
Publisher: National Geographic Books
Published: 2018
Total Pages: 212
ISBN-13: 1426329792
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →"Jokes about sports, intended for children"--
Author: Ruth A. Musgrave
Publisher: National Geographic Books
Published: 2013
Total Pages: 212
ISBN-13: 1426310986
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Packed with even more of the silly jokes that kids love, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes, and more, Just Joking 3 will be presented in National Geographic Kids' colourful, photo-driven style. Q: What sound to porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch! Q: What do you get from a cow after an earthquake? A: A milkshake! Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one. Laughing animals, funny people, and other colourful photos are paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on each page. National Geographic Kids' signature square trim size and candy-coloured palette make this fun-filled book perfect for tossing into a backpack to share with friends at school or camp.
Author: U.R. Phunny
Publisher: ABDO
Published: 2016-12-15
Total Pages: 35
ISBN-13: 1680798707
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →What do you call a crate of ducks? A box of quackers! Young comedians will build vocabulary and learn fun homophone word play sharing Animal Jokes with family and friends. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards. Big Buddy Books is an imprint of Abdo Publishing, a division of ABDO.
Author: Maria Nelson
Publisher: Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP
Published: 2014-07-15
Total Pages: 26
ISBN-13: 1482405423
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Every dog owner knows how silly his or her pup can be. Dogs' behavior can be strange—such as barking at the vacuum cleaner—and downright sneaky, like stealing peanut butter sandwiches off the table. Readers will enjoy learning about man’s best friend, while they giggle through playful puns, ridiculous riddles, and wonderful word play. Colorful, cute illustrations and photographs complement facts about dogs—and many happen to be doggone funny!
Author: Georgia Beth
Publisher: Lerner Publications ™
Published: 2018-01-01
Total Pages: 24
ISBN-13: 1541520866
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Knock, knock. Who's there? Read on to find out in this book full of knock-knock jokes! Learn jokes that will have you slapping your knee—plus a few that will leave you groaning but laughing in spite of yourself. Are you ready to laugh your socks off? Then you've come to the right place!
Author: Louis Sachar
Publisher: A&C Black
Published: 2013-07-26
Total Pages: 224
ISBN-13: 1408850346
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →'Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast?' 'Because dead ones squeal when you stick the fork in.' Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It is the rest of the kids in the class who think he is a fool. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practising his routine non-stop to get it just right. Gary's sure that this will be his big break - he'll make everyone laugh and will win the $100 prize money. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.
Author: Pascale Lemire
Publisher: Crown
Published: 2013-09-24
Total Pages: 193
ISBN-13: 0385349343
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Based on the runaway web phenomenon (dogshamingdotcom), Dog Shaming features the most hilarious, most shameful, and never-before-seen doggie misdeeds. Our dogs are our best friends. They are always happy to see us. They comfort us in our times of need. They also eat our shoes, stain our carpets, and embarrass us in front of our guests. Dog owners everywhere have found their outlet in Dog Shaming, where they can confess their dogs' biggest (and often grossest!) sins, which turn out to be recognizably universal—complete with snapshots of ridiculously cute but shamed pups who don't seem capable of humping humans, pooping on pillows, or snagging steak straight from a grill. So share in the shaming and laugh through your frustration as Dog Shaming reminds us that unconditional love goes both ways.
