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Jokes for Blokes

Author: Llewellyn Dowd

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2011-10-06

Total Pages: 578

ISBN-13: 144649148X

What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 9 pints What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis? Justin What's pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times crossword Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.' She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?' A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!' The greatest ever collection of dirty jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it's totally politically incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright filthy. Definitely one to keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law...

New Woman Blokes Jokes 3

Author: Louise Johnson

Publisher: Carlton Publishing Group

Published: 2003

Total Pages: 192

ISBN-13: 9781844429578

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New Woman is the magazine for today's modern woman. Sophisticated yet fun and light-hearted, it was voted Magazine of the Year in 1999. New Woman Bloke Jokes 3 is the third collection of the best and funniest witticisms about men. The ability of men to make fools of themselves seems to be matched only by the ability of women to mock them for it as this - third in the successful series of joke books for women - clearly demonstrates. There are snappy one-liners, longer jokes and amusing lists, but the butt of the humour is always the same - the dumber half of the species: that strange, mostly harmless, creature known as the bloke! The 'Bloke Jokes' feature is a popular part of the fantastically popular magazine New Woman, and this book is crammed with nearly 300 jokes designed to put blokes back in their place! New Woman magazine is aimed at the ABCI market and has a monthly circulation of 280,000, and New Woman Bloke Jokes 3 will be advertised in the pages of the magazine and on their web site.

Hilarious Jokes for Brilliant Blokes

Author: Pop Press

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2023-10-05

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 1529929784

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What's better than sharing a joke? Sharing 400 jokes. Give the gift of a laugh to your family comedian, every day and all year round. This ultimate collection of laughs is packed with awesome jokes suitable for all ages - a book everyone can enjoy together.

The Biggest Book of Bloke Jokes Ever

Author: Louise Johnson

Publisher:

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13:

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New Woman Little Book of Bloke Jokes 2

Author: Louise Johnson

Publisher: Carlton Publishing Group

Published: 2005-09-01

Total Pages: 160

ISBN-13: 9781844423613

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New Woman Little Book of Bloke Jokes 2 is a pocket-sized collection of the best and funniest humour about men, as seen in New Woman magazine's feature of the same name. The jokes cover everything you've ever found funny about the opposite sex, from their sex, food and hygiene habits to their sport and car obsessions to their takes on love and romance.

Jokes to Offend Men

Author: Allison Kelley

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2022-10-25

Total Pages: 162

ISBN-13: 1524883166

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A man walks into a bar. It’s a low one, so he gets a promotion within his first six months on the job. Four comedy writers transform classic joke setups into sharp commentary about the everyday and structural sexism that pervades all facets of life. Jokes to Offend Men arms readers with humorous quips to shut down workplace underminers, condescending uncles, and dismissive doctors, or to share with their exhausted friends at the end of a long day. A cutting, cathartic spin on the old-fashioned joke book, Jokes to Offend Men is a refreshing reclamation of a tired form for anyone who's ever been told to "lighten up, it's just a joke!"

The Bloke-a-saurus

Author: Gus Worland

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2018-07-23

Total Pages: 400

ISBN-13: 1925596583

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Gargantuan gags. Goofs and giggles for your favourite fella. With royalties donated to support men's mental health. Knockabout brothers Gus and Steve Worland know a good joke when they hear one, and this smorgasbord of their favourite gags and yarns will keep the men in your life giggling all the way to the dunny and back. Full of the Worland brothers’ best jokes about being a dad, a son, a mate, a husband and much, much more, this collection gives you their funniest thigh-slappers, from one-liners and wait-for-its to shaggy dog stories, knock knocks, lightbulb jokes, Aussie rhyming slang, the longest and shortest joke in the world … and of course, their choicest and most time-honoured dad jokes. Through laughter and a tipping of the hat to the important things in life, The Bloke-a-Saurus also presents the wisdom of the ages with advice from the masters that helps grow boys into men, and stories that remind us that while we're all laughing, some blokes are doing it tougher than others. Royalties will be donated to Gotcha 4 Life Foundation to help fund the training of male crisis counsellors.

Christmas Jokes for Grumpy Blokes

Author: Nick Harris

Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books

Published: 2020-10-15

Total Pages: 320

ISBN-13: 9781789292794

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Christmas comes but once a year... and in the world of the grumpy bloke, that's once too often! But turn that frown upside down with the hundreds of jokes and one-liners in this book of festive fun. There's nothing like a good laugh to chase away the winter blues or cheer yourself up and, let's face it, some people need it more than others! Make sure the grumpy bloke in your life is well entertained (even when he really doesn't want to be) by the gags and jokes in this whopping compendium of Christmas funnies from a veritable master of the art, Nick Harris. From Christmas jumpers to sad-sack Santas and from broken tree lights to shocking Christmas dinners, there are jokes a plenty to raise a smile in even the grumpiest bloke... OK then, a snigger... the merest hint of an upturned lip...? Oh, come on, it's FUNNY!

Blokes, Jokes and Sheds

Author: Chris Slane

Publisher:

Published: 2009

Total Pages: 80

ISBN-13: 9781869791490

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The shed is a place where men can find sanctuary from the demands of everyday life, and is one of the last remaining untouched bastions of maleness. With Blokes, Jokes and Sheds, Chris Slane takes an affectionate and humorous look at this enduring icon of blokedom, inspired by his popular series of cartoons for The Shed Magazine Featuring sheds and their owner-occupiers, Blokes, Jokes and Sheds goes some way to uncovering the mysteries of what sheds mean to men. There are sheds for tinkering, sheds for escape, sheds as a second home, sheds for socialising, and inventive sheds. There is a shed for every man and every shed is a castle. The book is loosely based on the topics of Shed Sweet Home, Favourite Projects, Shed Widows, DIY Disasters and Tool Talk. Interspersed among the cartoons are Shed Factoids, What Type of Sheddie Are You? and a DIY-agony column. A great gift for dads and blokes for Father's Day.

Jokes about Blokes

Author: Margot Hilton

Publisher: Red Kite Books

Published: 1990

Total Pages: 96

ISBN-13: 9780207168116

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One-liners, shaggy dogs, short stories, newspaper clippings, cartoons, anecdotes and animal acts identify what the post-feminist, reconstructed women dislikes and/or wants to know about the opposite sex. The author is an arts administrator and writer whose books include TWomen on Men'.