If NeceSSitY iS THe MotHer oF InVenTion, Who'S YoUR DaDDy?

If NeceSSitY iS THe MotHer oF InVenTion, Who'S YoUR DaDDy? PDF

Author: K. J. Rollins

Publisher: Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.

Published: 2023-04-21

Total Pages: 54

ISBN-13: 1685702910

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Life is hard...and that is all I have to say about that. For me, it's not about what disaster befalls you, no sir! It's how you look at life overall. I attempt to find the lighter side of all situations, be it ever so inappropriate. (And boy howdy, have I had some situations to wade through!) Whether it be cancer (not me, him), kids (middle schoolers are the worst--you know what I'm talking bout here!), marriage (thar she blows), spouses, work, friends and enemies, pets, pandemics be damned; lions and tiger and bears! Oh my! Life is messy! If Necessity Is the Mother of Invention, Who's Your Daddy? takes a look at the lighter side of some real-life screwups. Have you ever thought about purchasing a handgun and then peed yourself on your maiden voyage to the gun range? Maybe you have chased down a stolen car--your own car? Perhaps, you are familiar with grandsons and their lovies? Have you ever been kidnapped? (Well, me neither, but I have a plan formulated in my mind should it ever occur.) Have ya got baggage? (Not the kind you carefully pack and then watch from the window as it is kicked, dragged, and heaved into the belly of a jumbo jet where it will be tossed end over end like a spring mix salad for hours, then scuffed, slammed, and crushed under the weight of hundreds of other bags while being driven across the tarmac in a downpour to an awaiting conveyor belt to hell.) I have a steamer trunk full! They say that laughter is the best medicine? Well, I have no idea who they are, but I am pretty sure they are closely related to everybody else's and nobody else's mom--just saying!

Magic Farm

Magic Farm PDF

Author: Estell Brooks

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2004-09-06

Total Pages: 93

ISBN-13: 0595771203

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Ben and his sisters had no idea that two teenagers trespassed onto their property. The intruders were mesmerized when they saw Bens younger sister ordering the birds and ducks to fly her to the pond. These flying creatures grabbed her clothes with their beaks and bills and elevated her high up in the air. Could this place be haunted? the teens wondered. How do the children get these animals to obey them? How was this girl able to get the birds and ducks to lift her up into the air and fly away with her? After having sworn the children to secrecy, Uncle Dave showed them his underground laboratories. He explained how snow, rain, and hail are formed. The siblings had fun playing in the labs. They made snow people in the Snow Lab and they experienced zero gravity in the Zero Gravity Lab. The intruders discovered the secret labs and managed to sneak in. They almost froze in the Snow Lab and nearly drowned when a storm developed in the Ocean Lab. Why is there snow, a beach, an ocean, and a real tropical rain forest in Uncle Daves basement? The answer to these questions, plus many educational and moral lessons can all be discovered in this unique place called Magic Farm.