I Am Fartacus

I Am Fartacus PDF

Author: Mark Maciejewski

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2017-04-18

Total Pages: 336

ISBN-13: 1481464191

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When Chub leads his cadre of middle school misfits in an effort to bring down the evil empire led by his nemesis Arch, he inadvertently becomes the school hero.

I Am Fartacus

I Am Fartacus PDF

Author: Mark Maciejewski

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2017-04-18

Total Pages: 336

ISBN-13: 1481464205

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When Chub leads his cadre of middle school misfits in an effort to bring down the evil empire led by his nemesis Arch, he inadvertently becomes the school hero.

Electric Boogerloo

Electric Boogerloo PDF

Author: Mark Maciejewski

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2018-07-17

Total Pages: 352

ISBN-13: 1481464248

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Chub and his group of misfit friends—including some new recruits—try to track down the school’s missing mascot in the hilarious and heartwarming sequel to I Am Fartacus. It’s a new year, and a chance for Chub to make a fresh start at Alanmoore Middle School. After all, he now has a “cadre” of misfits behind him, and his feud with Archer “The Arch” Norris seems to have cooled off over the summer. Could seventh grade be the year that Chub keeps his nose out of trouble? One thing Chub didn’t count on? The new principal “Mizzz Lockhart”—a steely-eyed disciplinary maniac with a zero-tolerance policy for mischief who is just waiting to make an example out of Chub. When Lockhart’s precious sculpture—a hideous modern-art rendering of the school mascot that Chub dubbed “The Boogerloo”—disappears, both Chub and Archer are blamed for the theft. Worse still, they’re faced with expulsion (which for Chub means being shipped off to Poland) unless they can produce the Boogerloo in forty-eight hours. It’s up to Chub, Archer, Shelby, Moby, and Megumi (the new student whom both Chub and Archer are crushing on) to find the Boogerloo before Chub gets kicked out of school—and maybe the country—for good.

The Farting Dragon

The Farting Dragon PDF

Author: Olivia Li

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2014-11-12

Total Pages: 24

ISBN-13: 9781503174894

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Frank is a friendly dragon, but he has a problem. Wherever Frank goes and whatever Frank is doing, he farts. Frank does not fart little tiny farts; he farts big, stinky dragon size farts. Because of his farting, his friends are reluctant to play with him, but they do find it funny when he farts. Frank's friend Oliver has a similar problem, only instead of farting, he sneezes fire. When Oliver gets a cold, he coughed out fire, setting the whole forest on fire. What Frank can do to save the forest ?

33 Minutes

33 Minutes PDF

Author: Todd Hasak-Lowy

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2014-01-07

Total Pages: 224

ISBN-13: 1442445017

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An epic lunch period leads to a fateful showdown as small, skinny seventh-grader Sam's former best friend--now a popular athlete--promises to beat Sam up at recess in exactly thirty-three minutes.

Lupe Wong Won't Dance

Lupe Wong Won't Dance PDF

Author: Donna Barba Higuera

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2020-09-08

Total Pages: 276

ISBN-13: 1646140044

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My gym shorts burrow into my butt crack like a frightened groundhog. Don't you want to read a book that starts like that?? Lupe Wong is going to be the first female pitcher in the Major Leagues. She's also championed causes her whole young life. Some worthy...like expanding the options for race on school tests beyond just a few bubbles. And some not so much...like complaining to the BBC about the length between Doctor Who seasons. Lupe needs an A in all her classes in order to meet her favorite pitcher, Fu Li Hernandez, who's Chinacan/Mexinese just like her. So when the horror that is square dancing rears its head in gym? Obviously she's not gonna let that slide. Not since Millicent Min, Girl Genius has a debut novel introduced a character so memorably, with such humor and emotional insight. Even square dancing fans will agree...

The EngiNerds Strike Back

The EngiNerds Strike Back PDF

Author: Jarrett Lerner

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2021-02-02

Total Pages: 208

ISBN-13: 1534469362

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Ken and his EngiNerds crew return in another nutty and nerdy adventure as they face down an alien to save the planet! Alien invasion? At the end of Revenge of the EngiNerds an alien appeared, and it turns out he’s the real deal. He explains he was sent to Earth as an envoy to scope things out for a planned massive, futuristic billboard—which will mean demolishing the planet! Here? On Earth? In their town? Not if the EngiNerds have anything to say about it. Time to save the day and the planet!

Revenge of the EngiNerds

Revenge of the EngiNerds PDF

Author: Jarrett Lerner

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2020-02-18

Total Pages: 224

ISBN-13: 1481468758

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In their latest caper, Ken and his EngiNerds crew are on the hunt for just one rogue robot. But who knows what kind of mayhem one mechanical creature can cause? And why is Ken the only EngiNerd who's worried about the runaway robot?

Exit Strategy

Exit Strategy PDF

Author: Lauren Allbright

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2017-06-06

Total Pages: 176

ISBN-13: 1481479121

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In the title, the letter "i" in the word "exit" is represented by an illustration of a piece of toilet paper.

Project Me 2.0

Project Me 2.0 PDF

Author: Jan Gangsei

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2019-04-16

Total Pages: 272

ISBN-13: 1534420479

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An eleven-year-old boy on a quest to impress his suddenly cute, longtime friend accidentally manifests a tiny internet guru into existence in this hilarious MAX novel! All class clown Farley Andrew Turner (yes, that spells FAT) wanted the summer before seventh grade was to give his image a little boost…and maybe, just maybe, impress his oldest pal, whom he has a secret crush on. But when Farley accidentally manifests a tiny internet guru into existence (think genie, but far more annoying and without any ability whatsoever to grant wishes), his entire plan goes sideways. Now, in order to rid himself of the four-inch tall pest spouting ridiculous self-help advice and doing yoga on his mouse pad, Farley must complete all “Seven Steps to a Whole New You!”—no matter how embarrassing they may be. Which is how Farley finds himself outfitted in too-small spandex and suffering through daily jogs with his super-athletic dad, attempting to read War and Peace, and agreeing to play toy guitar in his best friend Burt’s newly formed off-pitch boy band. Unfortunately, it only goes downhill from there… But hey, no one ever claimed the path to enlightenment would be easy, did they?