Hey Dorothy You're Not in Kansas Anymore

Hey Dorothy You're Not in Kansas Anymore PDF

Author: Karen Mueller Bryson

Publisher: eBookIt.com

Published: 2013-02

Total Pages: 168

ISBN-13: 1456602519

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Dorothy Gale Robinson, an aspiring actress, is the daughter of hippie parents with a passion for old movies. When her father is killed suddenly while sipping a non-fat decaf mocha latte at a local coffee shop, Dorothy's life is turned upside down. After an unconventional dispersing of her father's ashes at the Universal Studios' Psycho House, Dorothy's mother decides to sell all her worldly possessions and join a New Age cult headquartered in Banff, Canada. Of course, Dorothy's twin brother, Jude, is too busy with his law firm to help Dorothy save their mother from the clutches of the sinister cult, so she seeks the aid of her new boyfriend, Lahrs, and a cult-buster, Mervyn O'Roy, who just happens to look like Mickey Rooney. The motley trio venture from Florida to Banff, in search of Dorothy's mother and a little romance in the Canadian Rockies.

Retro Geeks

Retro Geeks PDF

Author: Karen Mueller Bryson

Publisher: eBookIt.com

Published: 2013-02

Total Pages: 94

ISBN-13: 1456607898

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Retro Geeks is a Short on Time Book for Teens, fast-paced and fun novels for readers on the go. It's only a month until senior prom and Molly and Ally don't have dates yet! OMG! The 80s obsessed BFFs decide to finally prove to their classmates that they're not total losers by getting super-hot dates for prom.

One Last Class

One Last Class PDF

Author: Karen Mueller Bryson

Publisher: eBookIt.com

Published: 2013-02

Total Pages: 70

ISBN-13: 1456606883

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The romantic comedy, One Last Class, is part of the Short On Time Books series: fast-paced and fun novels for readers in the go. Thirty-two year old, Zak Spencer, is a washed-up teen idol, who decides to rebuild his life by returning to college. Trouble ensues when Zak falls in love with the young professor, who teaches the one class he needs to complete his degree.

Where Is Wonderland Anyway

Where Is Wonderland Anyway PDF

Author: Karen Mueller Bryson

Publisher: eBookIt.com

Published: 2013-02

Total Pages: 161

ISBN-13: 145660631X

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In this sharp and sassy Short on Time Book, Karen Mueller Bryson tells the story of a young woman's ascent from the trailer parks of central Florida to become one of Hollywood's hottest celebrities. Where is Wonderland Anyway is an exciting tale inspired by the beloved Alice in Wonderland. Alice Sparrow grew up in the trailer parks of central Florida and lived with an abusive boyfriend in the margins of society. When an accident makes Alice the prime suspect in her boyfriend's murder, she decides to go on the run. The young woman hitches a ride to California with a quirky magician named Lewis, who is on his way to a movie audition, and a tough runaway named Carol, who is searching for the mother who abandoned her. Through a series of unpredictable events, Alice finds herself the star of a major motion picture and one of America's most wanted criminals.

The Surrogate

The Surrogate PDF

Author: Kathryn Mackel

Publisher: Thomas Nelson Inc

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 322

ISBN-13: 0785262288

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When Kyle and Bethany hire a surrogate after their last surviving embryos die, they allow themselves to hope again. Laurel seems perfect in every way, but what dark secrets is she hiding?

New Zealand with a Hobbit Botherer

New Zealand with a Hobbit Botherer PDF

Author: John Gisby

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2005-01-01

Total Pages: 220

ISBN-13: 141165644X

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What should you do if your spouse becomes addicted to the Lord of the Rings movies and swoons at the very mention of Orlando Bloom's name? (Thud. Quick, fetch the smelling salts.) How about taking the advice of a strange apparition that reveals itself in a dream? An apparition that looks remarkably like the director of the movies, Peter Jackson, but not quite remarkably enough to prompt legal action. An apparition that recommends touring New Zealand in an effort to prove that its sheep pastures aren't really filled by frolicking Hobbits. Just sheep and the occasional zorbing local. This is the hilarious tale of such a tour, featuring snow capped mountains and turquoise lakes, flightless birds and flying cattle, bungy jumping grannies and the carrot mafia, strange yellow eyes peering up from a road map and hotel receptionists always desperate to know win you are living.

Certain Expectations

Certain Expectations PDF

Author: Karen Mueller Bryson

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2005-09-01

Total Pages: 52

ISBN-13: 1411649613

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Certain Expectations is an enthnodrama based upon interviews with graduates of the McNair Scholars Program at the University of South Florida in Tampa. The play was written from the actual text of interviews with low income, first generation students and students of color, who described their experiences growing up and going to college. Certain Expectations is a vehicle to celebrate the students' successes and inspire others to defy expectations and succeed despite the obstacles they face.

All You've Got

All You've Got PDF

Author: Karol Ann Hoeffner

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2005-12

Total Pages: 276

ISBN-13: 1416914722

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SETSPIKEBUMPGRINDSCOREGolden girl Lauren is Villa Madonna Academy's star volleyball player and leader of the Madonnas.Spitfire Gabby leads the Reinas at archrival school Sacred Heart. Both girls and teams sport mad skills on the court. The competition is killer.But a twist of fate merges the Madonnas and the Reinas into one school. And one volleyball team. Now there's more at stake than winning or loosing -- the girls will have to battle just to make the cut.

The Enchanters

The Enchanters PDF

Author: Edwyne Rouchelle

Publisher: Edwyne Rouchelle

Published: 2008-08

Total Pages: 285

ISBN-13: 0805979131

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Nineteen ninety-nine. The year the world held its breath. America needed a hero. She got three. When one century ends and another begins, questions that are as old as civilization return to send fear, doubt, and uncertainty coursing through the veins of nearly every man, woman, and child on the planet. December 31, 1999, it will be the same: The world ends at midnight. What should we do? What can we do? America fears Y2K will bring the world to an abrupt halt. WE have to prevent world becoming increasingly dependent upon computerization to run all of our systems, from standing still or crashing in total destruction at zero hour 2000. Underneath this outward activity, however, lay the real horror. Will anyone even be here, alive and breathing, at12:01 A.M., January 1, 2000, to care or notice that nothing is moving? Three will be asked to champion our plight, the continuance of our very existence. To do this, they will first be required to seek within themselves, face graces and faults of ancestors past, and find mystical powers they have always possessed though have often tried desperately to deny. These three, barley of legal age to drink or drive, must save mankind and lead it stalwartly into a new century...and beyond.