Have Yourself a Punny Little Christmas
Author: Richard Lederer
Publisher: Wyrick
Published: 2006
Total Pages: 111
ISBN-13: 9780941711807
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Q. Why did Frosty decide to live in the middle of the ocean? A. Because snowman is an island. Q. What do you call a bunch of parents standing in line to buy their daughters a popular doll? A. A Barbie queue. Q. An opinion survey in Alaska is called what? A. A north poll. Q. When you cross a sheep with a cicada, what do you get? A. Baa, humbug!