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Giant Book of Put-downs, Insults & Excuses
Author: Joseph Rosenbloom
Publisher: Main Street Press
Published: 2003-03
Total Pages: 256
ISBN-13: 9780806920818
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Don't get tongue-tied! Get sharp-tongued with this book of put-downs, insults, and excuses for every occasion. � Need a dastardly dig? How about: You remind me of a seat in church--PEW! � Is the teacher scolding you for calling out? Answer: Would you prefer that I telephone? � Are your parents upset that you forgot to take out the garbage? Try: It never takes me out! � Getting bullied by that creep? Snap back with: "You're the only person I know who got a D in recess." And there are hundreds more, with fun line drawings that add to the hilarity!
The Giant Book of Insults
Author: Louis A. Safian
Publisher: Citadel Press
Published: 2000-12
Total Pages: 420
ISBN-13: 9780806508818
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →A lively collection of sharp retorts and ripostes, pithy pot, ricocheting bombast - caustic quips, and polite, and the definitely unpolite, sort of put downs. This book can either be read for the sheer fiendish fun of it, or it can be put to work as a sourcebook for anyboday - speakers, entertainers, managers, writers - who wishes to communicate a little more forcefully. Carefully categorised according to targets, this book can be used time and time again to deflate egotists, dispose of bores and demolish dummies.
Garfield's Insults, Put-Downs, and Slams
Author: Jim Davis
Publisher: Random House Worlds
Published: 1994-03-02
Total Pages: 164
ISBN-13: 9780345386892
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Garfield, the feline master of the ironic aside, puts his paw to the grindstone and lets loose with these gems: good-natured insults, purr-fect put-downs, and deceptively sweet slams. For the young, the old, and the cranky at heart, Garfield knows how you feel sometimes—and he says it, in so many words.
The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers
Author: Michael Dahl
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2010-09-18
Total Pages: 304
ISBN-13: 1440506345
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Why did the chicken cross the road? Knock, knock. Who's there? What do you get when you...? As kids guess the answers, they're sure to get the giggles! With this book, little ones will look forward to sharing the jokes with parents, teachers, and siblings--and even coming up with some variations of their own! In addition to hundreds of rib-tickling jokes, readers will love: Head-scratching brain teasers Funny knock-knock jokes Hysterical puzzles Ridiculous riddles And much, much more! Amid the jokes, kids also find information on how to deliver the perfect punch line and how their favorite comics got started telling jokes. Every budding comic needs a little help getting started, and this book is the perfect go-to for getting laughs!
The Little Giant Book of Insults & Putdowns
Author: Charles Keller
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company Incorporated
Published: 1998
Total Pages: 351
ISBN-13: 9780806904672
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →A collection of one-liners, retorts, jokes, and repartee that shows how to laugh at anyone about almost everything.
The Ultimate Book of Insults
Author: Geoff Tibballs
Publisher: Magpie
Published: 2011-08-18
Total Pages: 231
ISBN-13: 1780333358
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →A brilliant collection of insults and sharp retorts for every situation. Includes studied insults, wry putdowns, literary, political, and dramatic rebukes, playground insults, barbs and jibes. The perfect resource for responding to life's slings and arrows with humour and satisfying venom.
The Giant Book of Jokes Binder
Author: Hinkler Books Pty, Limited
Publisher:
Published: 2011-03-01
Total Pages: 192
ISBN-13: 9781741842913
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Smarties Big Book of Stupid Jokes
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Publisher: Constable
Published: 2003
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781841197128
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →This collection of over 2500 hilariously funny and wickedly naughty jokes contains the most brainless, ridiculous, nutty and wacky wisecracks ever invented. From addled animals to witless wizards, there are lots of brand new jokes, pathetic puns and raving riddles.
The Everything Big Book of Jokes
Author: Evan C Thomas
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2014-07-11
Total Pages: 272
ISBN-13: 1440576971
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Presents a collection of miscellaneous jokes, divided into such categories as marriage, politics, sports, health, animals, and everyday life.
