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Freaky Florida Books 1-3

Author: Ward Parker

Publisher: Mad Mangrove Media

Published: 2021-03-01

Total Pages: 1033

ISBN-13: 1957158107

Making other paranormal mysteries look tame. Centuries-old vampires who play pickleball. Aging werewolves who surf naked beneath the full moon. Plus dragons, demons, ghouls, and more. They’re all in Florida, land of the weird, where even monsters come to retire. Enter Missy Mindle. She’s started over in midlife as a home health nurse for elderly monsters and as a witch with growing powers. She solves mysteries and fights evildoers with help from a cute reporter. But dangerous secrets from the parents she never knew keep bubbling up. SNOWBIRDS OF PREY Dead bodies, drained of blood, are piling up on the beach beside Squid Tower. Unfortunately, this condo community is full of retired vampires who won’t survive if the police find out about them. Is one of their own responsible for the bodies? Or is someone framing them? Missy must solve the mystery. INVASIVE SPECIES Missy nurses an injured baby dragon she found in the Everglades. And she has to protect it from a deranged python hunter, an evil god, and an almost-as-evil CEO. Meanwhile, one of her vampires has been abducted, and she has to rescue him before he’s staked. FATE IS A WITCH Missy has two mysteries to solve. First, who is making a series of dangerous magick attacks against her? And who is stealing corpses from funeral homes in Jellyfish Beach? When an embalmer is murdered, one of Missy’s patients, a werewolf, is arrested. Can she exonerate him?

Freaky Florida Investigations Books 1 & 2

Author: Margaret Lashley

Publisher:

Published: 2023-02-16

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781949989601

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"Full of wacky characters, amazing descriptions, and lots of theories of the unknown, this book makes for a funny mystery."Who needs to watch Stranger Things? In Florida, all you have to do is step outside!A double dose of hilarious, off-the-wall hijinks awaits! Climb aboard a ramshackle RV with Bobbie and Grayson and get a front-row seat to their first two investigations. In Moth Busters, they explore a possible sighting of Mothman. In Dr. Prepper, they're off to Plant City to shut down an alien invasion. What could possibly go wrong?The weird places they travel to are real. The stories they uncover? Well, that's for you to decide. Either way, Florida's track record for weirdness is laid bare when Bobbie and Grayson hit the highway.Who are Bobbie and Grayson? Bobbie Drex is a down-and-out mall cop with a penchant to become a PI. Nick Grayson is a sketchy physicist turned conspiracy nut. The two may as well have come from opposite sides of the galaxy. Still, they find it hard to ignore each other's gravitational pull.Together, they make a whole lot of campy calamity as they scour Florida's backwater towns in search of the bizarre, the abnormal, the unexplained, and the next decent taco stand.So, grab some mosquito repellent and a lawn chair. Then sit back and relax. Things are about to go sidesplittingly off the rails in the Sunshine State ?.

Moth Busters, Dr. Prepper, Oral Robbers

Author: Margaret Lashley

Publisher:

Published: 2020-04-11

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 9781949989106

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Florida. Why is it Always Florida?740 Pages of Weird, Wacky, Escapist Fun!Get set for three unforgettably hilarious romps through the rural backroads of the state that's become synonymous with strange!Bobbie Drex is a down-and-out mall cop with a penchant to become a PI. Nick Grayson's a sketchy physicist turned conspiracy nut. The two may as well have come from opposite sides of the galaxy. Still, they find it hard to ignore each other's gravitational pull.Together, they make a whole lot of campy calamity as they scour Florida's backwater towns in search of the bizarre, the abnormal, the unexplained, and the next decent taco stand.So, grab some mosquito repellent and a lawn chair. Then sit back and relax. Things are about to go sidesplittingly off the rails in the Sunshine State ?.Like Christopher Moore? Carl Hiassen? Tim Dorsey? You'll probably love Oral Robbers, too! The weirdness of The X-Files and the unwashed insanity of My Name is Earl collide to form this deliciously snarky, totally abnormal mystery series. New from the author of the best-selling Val Fremden Mystery Series!

Freaky Florida

Author: Mark Muncy

Publisher: Arcadia Publishing

Published: 2021-03-01

Total Pages: 172

ISBN-13: 1439665087

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Discover the weird sites and peculiar stories that lurk in the shadows of the Sunshine State in this guide for fans of all things freaky. Millions of people flock to Florida for its beaches and tourist attractions. Most never learn about the strange locations just off the beaten path. In Freaky Florida, Mark Muncy and Kari Schultz share tales of Florida's myths, monsters, massacres and legends—and the hidden history behind them. In the beautiful Florida Caverns, a second Rip Van Winkle was woken from one hundred years of sleep. The Green Swamp is home to murders, monsters and mysteries galore. A shining castle made of recycled material, built by an artist like no other, gleams within a Florida swamp. A spectral horse heralds tragedy and caused a notorious scandal in a central Florida city. Discover these and other stranger-than-fiction tales in Freaky Florida.

Miami Nights Series Boxed Set, Books 1-3

Author: Marie Force

Publisher: HTJB, Inc.

Published: 2022-03-09

Total Pages: 1010

ISBN-13: 1952793939

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From New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Marie Force comes a steamy contemporary romance series about love, loss, family and the ties that bind us to one another... Book 1: How Much I Feel, After the tragic loss of her husband, Carmen has focused on starting her dream career. Babysitting a handsome, arrogant neurosurgeon isn’t how she imagined her first day at Miami-Dade General Hospital. Dr. Jason Northup isn’t going to mess up those plans, even if he makes Maria’s lady parts stand up and say hello. However, her heart—and other parts—don’t seem to care about those plans. Book 2: How Much I Care, After donating bone marrow to a young girl, Maria gets an email from the child’s grateful father, but everything is anonymous until the one-year mark. One email becomes another, until they are caught up in an unexpected friendship. The last thing Marie expected him to be was a gorgeous, famous ballplayer and now she’s falling for a man she’s never met. Book 3: How Much I Love, Wyatt Blake is a cardiothoracic surgeon who had a life-saving heart transplant at 17. The average life expectancy for a transplant patient is 11 years. Now 34, Wyatt feels he’s about six years past his expiration date when he meets Dee Giordino. She's sweet, kind, loving and drop-dead gorgeous. Wyatt doesn’t think it would be fair to drag someone else into his reality when his future is so uncertain. But Dee, she's different from the beginning, and maybe, just maybe, Wyatt might have to break all the rules for her... Fair or not. BONUS! This boxed set includes the Nochebuena holiday short story!

Freaky Florida Investigations Books 3 & 4

Author: Margaret Lashley

Publisher:

Published: 2023-02-18

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781949989618

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"The story lines are crazy, and all you want is more!""Believable characters with distinct personalities and great banter. Thought-provoking and memorable dialogue." BookzillaGet Set for Two More Offbeat Florida Road Trips You have to Read to Believe!Who needs to watch Stranger Things? In Florida, all you have to do is step outside!A double dose of hilarity awaits when you climb aboard Bobbie and Grayson's vintage RV! In this second two-book set, they take on a possible vampire sighting in Oral Robbers, and sniff out clues to a smelly, hairy beast in Ape Shift.The weird places this duo travel to are real. The stories they uncover? Well, that's for you to decide. Either way, Florida has never been more hilarious than when Bobbie Drex and Nick Grayson hit the highway.Bobbie Drex is a down-and-out mall cop with a penchant to become a PI. Nick Grayson's a sketchy physicist turned conspiracy nut. The two may as well have come from opposite sides of the galaxy. Still, they find it hard to ignore each other's gravitational pull.Together, they make a whole lot of campy calamity as they scour Florida's backwater towns in search of the bizarre, the abnormal, the unexplained, and the next decent taco stand.So, grab some mosquito repellent and a lawn chair. Then sit back and relax. Things are about to go sidesplittingly off the rails in the Sunshine State ?.

Dirty Old Manatee

Author: Ward Parker

Publisher: Mad Mangrove Media

Published: 2021-01-31

Total Pages: 240

ISBN-13: 1957158085

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Midlife manatee insanity Who’s behind the plot to kill off Florida’s sea cows? While midlife witch Missy Mindle tries to solve this mystery, she must nurse a rescued manatee back to health. The problem is, he’s actually a human shifter, Seymour, who wants to celebrate manatee mating season with her. Missy and her reporter friend Matt face corporate villains and team up with the ruthless Mothers4Manatees. Throw in a vengeful vampire who wants to kill her, and Missy’s magick is pushed to the limit. Meanwhile, she discovers what life would have been like if she hadn’t divorced years ago: living with a flabby, middle-aged guy who leaves the toilet seat up. Dirty Old Manatee is Book 6 of Freaky Florida, a humorous paranormal mystery series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you love the thrills of urban fantasy, the wit of cozy witch mysteries and paranormal women’s fiction, plus a big splash of comedy, this series is for you.

Gnome Coming

Author: Ward Parker

Publisher: Mad Mangrove Media

Published: 2020-07-31

Total Pages: 261

ISBN-13: 1957158050

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They’re coming for you. Can you really blame garden gnomes for having a grudge? They’re displayed as kitschy jokes, wounded by weed whackers, peed on by dogs. After midlife witch Missy Mindle seriously bungles a spell, gnomes throughout Jellyfish Beach, Florida, are becoming possessed by an evil force and are exacting retribution. Missy has to undo the fast-spreading spell and stop the surge of “accidental” human deaths. The problem is, her regular job is home-health nurse for elderly supernaturals, and she also has to help solve the murder of one of her werewolf patients. Like the gnomes, the Werewolf Women’s Club is out for revenge. And something is coming for her, too. Gnome Coming is the perfect place to jump into Freaky Florida, a clean, humorous paranormal mystery series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you love the thrills of urban fantasy, the wit of cozy witch mysteries and paranormal women’s fiction, and a big splash of comedy, this series is for you. Grab this book and enjoy a vacation in Jellyfish Beach today.

Snowbirds of Prey

Author: Ward Parker

Publisher: Mad Mangrove Media

Published: 2019-12-17

Total Pages: 274

ISBN-13: 1957158026

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A new kind of paranormal mystery with some very old monsters. Book 1 of a complete series. Everyone retires to Florida. Even supernaturals. Working as a home health nurse for retired vampires and werewolves, midlife witch Missy Mindle unexpectedly has murders to solve. A serial killer—human or otherwise—has been depositing bodies drained of blood near Squid Tower in Jellyfish Beach, Florida. If the police discover these beachfront condos are filled with elderly vampires, the residents will be staked on sight. Missy has to play detective with a little help from her magick. She and a cute local reporter try to prove that the murderer doesn’t live at Squid Tower—and not get themselves killed in the process. Snowbirds of Prey kicks off the Freaky Florida humorous paranormal mysteries, a complete, clean, cozy series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you’re a fan of paranormal women’s fiction and like mysteries with thrills, frights, and laughs, this series is for you. Grab this book and enjoy a vacation in Jellyfish Beach today. The Freaky Florida humorous paranormal mysteries: Snowbirds of Prey Invasive Species Fate Is a Witch Gnome Coming Going Batty Dirty Old Manatee Gazillions of Reptilians Freaky Florida Books 1-3

Fate Is a Witch

Author: Ward Parker

Publisher: Mad Mangrove Media

Published: 2020-04-30

Total Pages: 273

ISBN-13: 1957158042

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Embrace your destiny. Even if it kills you. After a failed marriage and burnout from her hospital nursing career, Missy Mindle has started over in midlife. She’s now a home-health nurse to elderly vampires and werewolves in Florida. And she’s also improving her craft as a witch. But suddenly she has two mysteries to solve. First, who is making a series of dangerous magick attacks against her that appear to be tests of her growing witchy abilities? And who is stealing corpses from funeral homes in Jellyfish Beach? When an embalmer is murdered, one of Missy’s patients, a werewolf, is arrested. Can she exonerate him? Oh, and don’t forget the hordes of ghouls and Hemingway lookalikes. Who will stop them? Missy gets plenty of unsolicited advice from a 400-year-old ghost. And also from the Fates. The three ancient Greek goddesses happen to live in a trailer park nearby. They know whether she’ll survive or not, but that’s the one thing they’re not saying. Fate Is a Witch is the third book of Freaky Florida, a clean, humorous paranormal mystery series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you love the thrills of urban fantasy, the wit of cozy witch mysteries and paranormal women’s fiction, and a big splash of comedy, this series is for you. Grab this book and enjoy a vacation in Jellyfish Beach today.