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Festivus/Seinfeld: Celebration Kit

Author: Running Press

Publisher: RP Minis

Published: 2017-10-17

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780762462360

Celebrate Festivus-- the Seinfeld holiday "for the rest of us"-- with Frank Costanza and the one and only talking Festivus pole. Kit includes: 9-inch tall Festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller) 5 Human Fund donation gift cards 2 magnets Includes the following audio clips from Seinfeld: Button 1 "The Story of Festivus": Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!...out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us! Button 2 "The Festivus Pole": There's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio. Button 3 "The Airing of Grievances": Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it! Button 4 "The Feats of Strength": And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over! Let's rumble!

Festivus! the Book

Author: Mark Nelson

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2015-07-31

Total Pages: 200

ISBN-13: 9781511556392

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A humorous guide to the wackiest holiday introduced to modern society. Festivus! The Book is an up-to-date complete reference for anyone who celebrates Festivus or plans to join the fun. Learn all about the traditions of a Seinfeld-based Festivus and witness the nuances of the original Festivus, as celebrated by the O'Keefe family. See first-hand how Festivus is celebrated by others and receive plenty of advice and tips to aid in your own Festivus party plans. What foods should be prepared? Is meatloaf preferred? Should you organize a wrestling match with your father? Are you too feeble for wrestling? What about arm wrestling or even thumb wrestling? How should you Air your Grievances? Maybe this is an opportunity to complain about Grandma's clicking dentures... You'll find great answers to all these questions, and more. "This book completes Festivus' transformation from borderline child endangerment to beloved pop-cultural footnote of the late 1990s." ~ Seinfeld Writer Dan O'Keefe

Festivus

Author: Allen Salkin

Publisher: Hachette UK

Published: 2008-10-10

Total Pages: 107

ISBN-13: 0446545910

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A brand-new and revised edition of the hilarious guide to the national anti-holiday made famous by Seinfeld, complete with never-before-seen material, photos, and illustrations on how to prepare and enjoy your very own Festivus.

Charles Dickens

Author: Joelle Herr

Publisher: Running Press

Published: 2013-08-13

Total Pages: 248

ISBN-13: 0762453230

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Celebrate the bicentennial birthday of Charles Dickens with this Miniature Edition packed with witty summaries of the novels of one of history's most beloved storytellers. All fans of great literature can enjoy these perfectly portable renditions of Oliver Twist, A Christmas Carol, Great Expectations, A Tale of Two Cities, and all the Dickensian classics. Featuring synopses, character profiles, and illustrations, this mini book brings to life twenty classic tales and the iconic characters that populate the world of Dickens.

Jerkin' It

Author: Harry Cox

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2021-03-09

Total Pages: 175

ISBN-13: 1646041623

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Become a moist meat master with this hilarious (and actually delicious) cookbook packed, until bursting, with fifty grilling favorites you can fork with. Stop jerkin’ your meat alone and start sharing your grilling sensations with your friends and family. This saucy little cookbook is jam packed with grilling favorites and hot tips—from how to maintain that low-and-slow, all night heat to the best and only way to perfectly rub down a tender breast. These toe-curling recipes include: - “Just the Tri-Tip” Steak - Mouthwatering Meatballs - Bursting Beefy Tacos - A Thick and Juicy Sausage Party - Stunning Whole Cock on a Silver Platter - Creamy Italian Thighs - Shuck Me Good Grilled Oysters Jerkin’ It is the perfect gift for avid grillers and outdoor chefs who have a need for meat and a forkin’ good sense of humor.

Thumb Sumo

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Publisher: RP Minis

Published: 2009-08-25

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780762437085

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Good ol' American thumb wrestling meets the East with this unique kit that brings the competitive Japanese contact sport to both wrestling and sumo enthusiasts all over the world! This humorous kit includes two rubber sumo wrestlers that cover your thumbs, and a 32-page guide packed with fun facts and new variations on the classic pastime.

Elf Talking Buddy-in-a-Box

Author: Running Press

Publisher: RP Minis

Published: 2016-10-04

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780762460946

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Enjoy Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf in this one-of-a-kind "Buddy-in-a-Box" that says "Does someone need a hug?" Kit includes: Unique pop-up "Buddy in a Box" ornament commemorating the memorable scene when Buddy tries to befriend a hostile raccoon. When Buddy pops out of the box he says the famous line, "Does someone need a hug?" Refrigerator magnet featuring Buddy and the raccoon

Thomas Hardy

Author: Joelle Herr

Publisher: Hachette UK

Published: 2013-08-13

Total Pages: 248

ISBN-13: 0762453303

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Thomas Hardy was one of the greatest Victorian novelists and twentieth-century poets, exploring themes of the human experience and challenging sexual and religious conventions in a way that few other books of his time did. Collected here in this mini compact tome are comprehensive plot summaries and character profiles from each of his fourteen novels, complemented by two-color illustrations throughout.

Pusheen Mini Puzzles

Author: Claire Belton

Publisher: RP Minis

Published: 2020-04-07

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9780762496952

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With these fun mini puzzles, kawaii and kitty lovers can piece together two cute scenes of the naughty, lovable Pusheen and her friends Stormy, Pip, and Cheek! This adorable mini puzzle set includes two designs: one of Pusheen and her pals baking, another of the squad flying kites on a sunny day. Each itty-bitty jigsaw puzzle is made up of 169 tiny puzzle pieces and forms a 6.5" x 6.5" finished scene that you can craft-glue together and frame as decoration or simply break apart and start anew!

Himalayan Mood Lamp

Author: Marlo Scrimizzi

Publisher: RP Minis

Published: 2018-10-02

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9780762464135

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This mini Himalayan mood lamp is made from real salt and rotates through a rainbow of colors! While standard Himalayan salt lamps glow orange (or pink), this 2-1/4-inch mood lamp rotates through a full spectrum of colors, each associated with a different mood or emotion to create feelings of tranquility and peace in any working or living space. Also included is a 2-inch white base with lightbulb and a 32-page book with everything you need to know about your mood lamp and the meanings behind each color.