Discworld's Ankh-Morpork City Watch Diary

Discworld's Ankh-Morpork City Watch Diary PDF

Author: Terry Pratchett

Publisher: Gollancz

Published: 1998-09

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 9780575066601

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This diary and handbook ensures that those noble defenders of the greatest city of the Discworld need never be late for a crime again. It is a fully-functioning diary with dates, holidays (including pagan holidays), notes and year planner. It also includes Octedays, the 8th Discworld Day.

The Ankh-Morpork City Watch Discworld Journal

The Ankh-Morpork City Watch Discworld Journal PDF

Author: TERRY. EMPORIUM PRATCHETT (THE DISCWORLD.)

Publisher: Gollancz

Published: 2020-08-06

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 9781473224308

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In a city like Ankh-Morpork, where Assassins assassinate, thieves thieve and seamstresses, um . . . don't, Law and Order can be a complicated business. Thankfully His Grace, His Excellency, The Duke of Ankh, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes (Blackboard Monitor) and the Ankh-Morpork City Watch are here to keep the peace. The finest body of men, women, dwarfs, trolls, werewolves, golems, igors, gnomes, feegles, vampires (and whatever Nobby Nobbs is) on the face of the Discworld! The Ankh-Morpork City Watch Journal provides jotting space for your notes, reports, observations and investigations, so kick back, relax and take down your particulars. To help you keep on the straight and narrow, you'll be aided and abetted by some choice quotes from Terry Pratchett's seminal City Watch novels.

The Ankh-Morpork Archives: Volume Two

The Ankh-Morpork Archives: Volume Two PDF

Author: TERRY. BRIGGS PRATCHETT (STEPHEN. KIDBY, PAUL.)

Publisher: Gollancz

Published: 2020-10-29

Total Pages: 240

ISBN-13: 9781473229648

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Containing material unavailable for twenty years -- this is a comprehensive guide to the capital city of Terry Pratchett's Discworld, getting to the heart of Ankh-Morpork's secrets, societies and guilds. Ankh-Morpork is a bottomless pit of secrets. It's time to unearth a few more . . . In the second volume of this confidential guide, brave travellers are made privy to the inner workings of more illustrious Ankh-Morpork societies. Disabuse yourself of notions of professionalism under which you may hold the City Watch; discover what serious business is undertaken by the Fools' Guild (joking is no laughing matter); and, should you be lucky, achieve true enlightenment through the teachings of Lu-Tze. One thing's for sure: after you've read this book, Ankh-Morpork's Guilds are going to need to come up with new ways of doing things. Completely revamped and redesigned, this full-colour book contains material from Discworld Diaries across the decades.

The Ankh-Morpork Archives

The Ankh-Morpork Archives PDF

Author: Terry Pratchett

Publisher: Gollancz

Published: 2019-11-12

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781473205352

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Think you know Ankh-Morpork? Think again. In this top-secret guide, intrepid explorers will receive a first-hand experience of the real city. If you've ever wondered where Unseen University students wet their whistles (while avoiding their teachers as they do the same), or pondered just what the Assassins' Guild constitutes a proper means of inhumation - there are standards to be upheld - then this is the book for you. That's right, have yourself a glimpse of what actually goes on in the city's societies. Cut the chaff, peek behind the curtain, see how the sausage gets made . . . err, you get the idea. Just don't let the Thieves' Guild catch you with this. They won't appreciate their methods being flogged behind their back. Flogging's their job. Completely revamped and redesigned, this full-colour book contains material from Discworld Diaries across the decades.

Assassins' Guild Diary, 2000

Assassins' Guild Diary, 2000 PDF

Author: Terry Pratchett

Publisher: Gollancz

Published: 1999-08-19

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 9780575066878

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The Ankh-Morpork Assassins¿ Guild* in its modern form is the result of Lord Vetinari¿s distinctive civic policy, and is renowned across the Discworld. It offers the best all-round education in the world, because a qualified assassin should be at home in any company, and able to play at least one musical instrument. Anyone inhumed by a graduate of the Guild school can go to his rest satisfied that he has been annulled by someone of taste and discretion. You need never be late for an assassination again with this fully functioning diary with all the necessary dates, holidays, notes and a year planner, including Octedays, the exclusive ¿8th Discworld day¿. The fifty-two week spreads will be liberally illustrated by Paul Kidby, with the usual witty, quirky and apposite bons mots from the pen of Terry Pratchett himself. *Motto: NIL MORTIFI, SINE LVCRE

The Discworld Companion

The Discworld Companion PDF

Author: Terry Pratchett

Publisher: Orion

Published: 1994

Total Pages: 288

ISBN-13: 9780575057647

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Who taught witchcraft to Granny Weatherwax? What does Death keep on his desk? This is an A-Z guide to the characters, places, flora and fauna of Terry Pratchett's fantasy planet, Discworld, with sketches and maps of the key locations.

Terry Pratchett's Discworld 2016 Diary

Terry Pratchett's Discworld 2016 Diary PDF

Author: Terry Pratchett

Publisher: Gollancz

Published: 2015-12-22

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781473208322

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One part diary, one part guide to the arcane practices of the funniest creation in modern fantasy, 100% Discworld goodness. With their trademark mix of cultural ephemera, background detail and hilarious one-liners, the Discworld diaries are back. And 2016's diary gives a long-awaited insight into the wit and wisdom of some of the Discworld's most-loved characters, the Witches. Or, as Granny Weatherwax puts it: "I don't hold with diaries. If a witch don't know where she's been or where she should be, no amount of writing it down in long and diverse letters will make any difference. There are some who say that making a note of birthdays and the like will mean you get a lot of presents but I think Gytha is wrong. But suit yourself. Personally I can't be doing with it." ~ Esme Weatherwax

Night Watch

Night Watch PDF

Author: Terry Pratchett

Publisher: A&C Black

Published: 2014-02-14

Total Pages: 123

ISBN-13: 1472537246

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A new stage adaptation of one of Pratchett's best-selling novels Set in Ankh-Morpork one of the most thoroughly imagined cities in fantasy, Night Watch is the story of Sam Vimes, running hero of the Guards sequence, who finds himself cast back in time to the Ankh-Morpork of his youth. With a psychopath from his own time rising in the vile ranks of the Cable Street Unmentionables complicating things, Vimes has to ensure that history takes its course so that he will have the right future to go back to, and to keep his younger self alive."One of the funniest English authors alive" (Independent)

Discworld and the Disciplines

Discworld and the Disciplines PDF

Author: Anne Hiebert Alton

Publisher: McFarland

Published: 2014-05-02

Total Pages: 242

ISBN-13: 0786474645

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This collection of new essays applies a wide range of critical frameworks to the analysis of prolific fantasy author Terry Pratchett's Discworld books. Essays focus on topics such as Pratchett's treatment of noise and silence and their political implications; art as an anodyne for racial conflict; humor and cognitive debugging; visual semiotics; linguistic stylistics and readers' perspectives of word choice; and Derrida and the "monstrous Regiment of Women." The volume also includes an annotated bibliography of critical sources. The essays provide fresh perspectives on Pratchett's work, which has stealthily redefined both fantasy and humor for modern audiences.

The Terry Pratchett Diary

The Terry Pratchett Diary PDF

Author: Terry Pratchett

Publisher:

Published: 2016-11-15

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781473208339

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FANTASY. Sir Terry Pratchett left us, far too early, in March 2015. To celebrate his life and works, we've given over the 2017 Discworld Diary - which will be a perennial diary - to remembrances and tributes from some of those who knew and loved him and his extraordinary body of work. Contributors include Neil Gaiman, A S Byatt, Terry Pratchett's literary agent Colin Smythe, co-author of the Long Earth books Stephen Baxter, famed bookseller Rog Peyton, and many more. With an introduction from his daughter Rhianna Pratchett and an afterword from longtime friend and colleague Rob Wilkins.