Dave Barry's Bad Habits
Author: Dave Barry
Publisher: Macmillan
Published: 1993-09-15
Total Pages: 308
ISBN-13: 9780805029642
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Presents a collection of humor columns by Dave Barry, originally published in the "Miami Herald."
Lanterna Rally
eBook PDF Download Digital Library
DAVE BARRY'S BAD HABITS.
Author: Dave Barry
Publisher:
Published: 1987
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →A COLLECTION OF DAVE BARRY'S ALL-TIME FAVORITE HUMOR COLUMNS.
Bad Habits
Author: Dave Barry
Publisher: Doubleday Books
Published: 1985-01-01
Total Pages: 227
ISBN-13: 9780385189545
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →A columnist syndicated in more than fifty newspapers, Barry displays his unique knack for nuttiness in essays offering advice in a variety of areas, including how to get kids to stop smoking--"eliminate tenth grade"
Bad Habits
Author: Dave Barry
Publisher:
Published: 1987
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9780805004007
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Dave Barry's Greatest Hits
Author: Dave Barry
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Published: 1997-04-28
Total Pages: 306
ISBN-13: 0345419995
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →When Dave Barry is on the loose, no one is safe! What Dave Barry did for the men’s movement in his Complete Guide to Guys and for foreign relations when he did Japan he now does for . . . everything in America. The rapacious observer of Tupperware ladies and leisure concept salesmen sounds off on: Football—Football is more than just a game. It is a potential opportunity to see a live person lying on the ground with a bone sticking out of his leg, while the fans, to show their appreciation, perform “the wave.” Sailing—There’s nothing quite like getting out on the open sea, where you can forget about the hassles and worries of life on land, and concentrate on the hassles and worries of life on the sea, such as death by squid. Gambling—Off-Track Betting parlors are the kinds of places where you never see signs that say, “Thank You for Not Smoking.” The best you can hope for is, “Thank You for Not Spitting Pieces of Your Cigar on My Neck.” “The good news: he’s funny as ever. The bad news: the book is only 304 pages.”—Los Angeles Daily News
Insane City
Author: Dave Barry
Publisher: Penguin
Published: 2013-01-29
Total Pages: 400
ISBN-13: 1101609192
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Seth Weinstein always knew Tina was way, way, way out of his league. Which is why he’s still astonished that he’s on a plane heading for their wedding in Florida. The Groom Posse has already pulled an airport prank on him—and he’s survived! It should be easy going from now on. But Seth has absolutely no idea what he’s about to get into. A simple drink or two with the boys sparks a series of events that will pit Seth and his friends against everything and everyone imaginable, from his very powerful, very disapproving soon-to-be father-in-law to the federal government to a love-struck orangutan. Seth’s hope for smooth sailing is turning into a trip on the Titanic. And the water is getting deeper by the minute…
Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs
Author: Dave Barry
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Published: 2012-11-06
Total Pages: 69
ISBN-13: 1449437583
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →The humorist asked his readers to share their least favorite tunes and chronicles the hilarious responses. When funnyman Dave Barry asked readers about their least favorite tunes, he thought he was penning just another installment of his weekly syndicated humor column. But the witty writer was flabbergasted by the response when over 10,000 readers voted. “I have never written a column that got a bigger response than the one announcing the Bad Song Survey,” Barry wrote. Based on the results of the survey, Dave Barry’s Book of Bad Songs is a compilation of some of the worst songs ever written. Dave Barry fans will relish his quirky take. Music buffs too will appreciate this humorous stroll through the world’s worst lyrics. The only thing wrong with this book is that readers will find themselves unable to stop mentally singing the greatest hits of Gary Puckett. Praise for Dave Barry’s Book of Bad Songs “Barry is his usual puckish self, but the real surprise here is how funny many of the survey respondents are.” —Kirkus Reviews “Who can resist such a book?” —Publishers Weekly
Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need
Author: Dave Barry
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Published: 2010-07-28
Total Pages: 194
ISBN-13: 0307758761
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →TAKE YOUR TRAVEL TIPS FROM DAVE BARRY, A GUY WHO IS REALLY GONE! Complete with maps, histories, quaint local facts (France's National Underwear Changing Day is March 12), song lyrics, helpful hints on how to get through Customs (all insects must be spayed), and tidbits from Dave Barry's own fond vacation nightmares, DAVE BARRY'S ONLY TRAVEL GUIDE YOU'LL EVER NEED is just that. You'll find everything you need to know in this incredibly comprehensive reference, including: - Air Travel (Or: Why Birds Never Look Truly Relaxed) - Traveling as a Family (Or: No, We Are NOT There Yet) - Traveling in Europe ("Excuse me! Where is the Big Mona Lisa?") - Camping: Nature's Way of Promoting the Motel Industry
Best. State. Ever.
Author: Dave Barry
Publisher: Penguin
Published: 2017-09-05
Total Pages: 242
ISBN-13: 1101982616
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →A New York Times bestseller—a brilliantly funny exploration of the Sunshine State from the man who knows it best: Pulitzer Prize winner Dave Barry. We never know what will happen next in Florida. We know only that, any minute now, something will. Every few months, Dave Barry gets a call from some media person wanting to know, “What the hell is wrong with Florida?” Somehow, the state's acquired an image as a subtropical festival of stupid, and as a loyal Floridian, Dave begs to differ. Join him as he goes in hunt of the legendary Skunk Ape; hobnobs with the mermaids of Weeki Wachee Springs; and visits Cassadaga, the psychic capital of the world, to have his dog's aura read (apparently, she's "very spiritual"). Hitch a ride for the non-stop thrills of alligator-wrestling ("the gators display the same fighting spirit as a Barcalounger"), the hair-raising spectacle of a clothing-optional bar in Key West, and the manly manliness of the Machine Gun Experience in Miami. It's the most hilarious book yet from “the funniest damn writer in the whole country” (Carl Hiaasen, and he should know). By the end, you'll have to admit that whatever else you might think about Florida—you can never say it's boring.
A Field Guide to the Jewish People
Author: Dave Barry
Publisher: Macmillan + ORM
Published: 2019-09-24
Total Pages: 200
ISBN-13: 1250191971
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →From three award-winning and bestselling humor writers comes a hilarious guide to everything you need to know about Jewish history, holidays, and traditions. Immerse yourself in the essence of Jewish humor and culture with A Field Guide to the Jewish People brought to you by Dave Barry, Adam Mansbach, and Alan Zweibel. Join them as they dissect every holiday, rite of passage, and tradition, unravel a long and complicated history, and tackle the tough questions that have plagued Jews and non-Jews alike for centuries. Combining the sweetness of an apricot rugelach with the wisdom of a matzoh ball, this is the last book on Judaism that you will ever need. So gather up your chosen ones, open a bottle of Manischewitz, and get ready to laugh as you finally begin to understand the inner-workings of Judaism.
