Dad's a Cuck
Author: Brad Gosse
Publisher:
Published: 2021-02-15
Total Pages: 28
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Your mom has a big sex drive your dad can't fulfill. So she see's other men. While your daddy sits still.
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Go the F**k to Sleep
Author: Adam Mansbach
Publisher: Akashic Books
Published: 2011-06-14
Total Pages: 18
ISBN-13: 1453271023
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
The Crossover
Author: Kwame Alexander
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Published: 2014
Total Pages: 245
ISBN-13: 0544107713
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →New York Times bestseller ∙ Newbery Medal Winner ∙Coretta Scott King Honor Award ∙2015 YALSA 2015 Top Ten Best Fiction for Young Adults∙ 2015 YALSA Quick Picks for Reluctant Young Adult Readers ∙Publishers Weekly Best Book ∙ School Library Journal Best Book∙ Kirkus Best Book "A beautifully measured novel of life and line."--The New York Times Book Review "With a bolt of lightning on my kicks . . .The court is SIZZLING. My sweat is DRIZZLING. Stop all that quivering. Cuz tonight I'm delivering, " announces dread-locked, 12-year old Josh Bell. He and his twin brother Jordan are awesome on the court. But Josh has more than basketball in his blood, he's got mad beats, too, that tell his family's story in verse, in this fast and furious middle grade novel of family and brotherhood from Kwame Alexander. Josh and Jordan must come to grips with growing up on and off the court to realize breaking the rules comes at a terrible price, as their story's heart-stopping climax proves a game-changer for the entire family.
Daddy's A SIMP
Author: Brad Gosse
Publisher:
Published: 2020-09-13
Total Pages: 28
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →When your mommy died. Your dad had it rough. He got himself right. Even though it was tough. So he set himself up with a dating profile. He shaved off his stubble. And polished his smile. It's been a long time since your dad went on dates. And he came home happy. Everything turned out great. But things seem strange with your dads new lady. He's taking her on lots of big shopping trips lately. She's not even affectionate with your dear old dad. Always too tired for sex and that's bad. And then something happened that seems kinda strange. He bought her a house. Just a few blocks away. His girlfriend won't touch him. She calls him a wimp. I'm sorry to tell you your daddy's a simp.
Mom + Dad + Chad
Author: Brad Gosse
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: 2020-10-12
Total Pages: 28
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Mom and dad were getting bored. Their whole lives seemed to revolve around chores. They tried new activities they thought they'd enjoy. Date Nights. And Hobbies. And even some toys. Nothing was working your parents were tired. Then mom did some research after getting inspired. She presented an idea That seemed a bit strange. They dated new people. Together for a change. Humpty Dumpty Dickory Dock. Your mom just needed a second cock. It's time to meet your new co- father Chad. He's moving right in and it won't be bad. Skip along and count to three. We're normalizing polyamory.
Grandfather's Journal
Author: Laura Westlake
Publisher: Weldon Owen
Published: 2018-05-08
Total Pages: 96
ISBN-13: 1681883627
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →The perfect gift for your grandfather (ideal for Father’s Day and birthday giving), this beautiful keepsake memory book is designed to capture and preserve grandfather's unique memories, from the days of his own childhood through the precious moments he spends with his grandchild. Includes digital media prompts as well, for the modern grandpa! Gorgeously designed, this charming guided journal offers a place to chronicle grandfather’s own life story, keep a living record of his experiences, and record his hopes and dreams for his grandchild. Each page includes thoughtful prompts to inspire grandpa to record his most meaningful memories, plus plenty of space for including memorabilia and photographs.
Why Daddy Hits Mommy
Author: Brad Gosse
Publisher:
Published: 2020-01-10
Total Pages: 24
ISBN-13: 9781658902557
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Why Daddy Hits Mommy. When dad comes home he wants 2 thinks. A whiskey drink and spotless sinks. Even though your mommy works too. Dad's domestic labor expectations are askew. Once daddy enjoys drinky three. It's time for you and mom to flee. To grandmas house, you'd better go. Or mom will suffer several blows. To the face is where daddy hits. Because he drinks and cannot quits. Please remember dad is sick. Even when he uses a stick. Alcohol is daddy's crutch. And that's why he hits mom too much.
Moms Only Fans
Author: Brad Gosse
Publisher:
Published: 2020-09-11
Total Pages: 26
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Mom and dad were fighting too much. So dad packed his bags. He said she was such.... A bitch all the time. Are the words that he spoke. Now they're divorced. And he left your mom broke. Difficult choices your mommy must make. Make it say strength in chinese. But she's a strong lady. So make no mistake. She went out shopping for sexy costumes. Then put a backdrop and lights in her room. And then she picked up a fancy new cam. Yep. You guessed it. Mom's on only fans. She's making videos in various clothes. What she does on meetups. Nobody knows. But your mommy no longer struggles with rent. her account has made it to the top 5 percent.
The Bad Boy Bull Who Saved Our Marriage
Author: Raven Merlot
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 2018-04-16
Total Pages: 212
ISBN-13: 9781717116550
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →John and Stephanie are married but haven't been having much sex lately. John will be the first to admit it's probably because he's having a not-so-secret affair with Stephanie's best friend, Christa. John likes to be the man-in-charge in his house but he makes the mistake of his life when he meets Connor, a bull on the Internet who's very willing to turn John's taboo cuckold fantasies into reality. John has his rules and demands...but Connor wants to play the game on his terms. "The Bad Boy Bull Who Saved My Marriage" is a cuckold erotica series that will tantalize you at every turn. Real life cuckoldress, Raven Merlot, is proud to present her newest work: The Bad Boy Bull Who Saved My Marriage. This series contains explicit depictions of cuckolding, group sex, threesomes, sexual humiliation, and male dominance. It's a peak inside the real life exploits and perverted mind of a woman who lives what she writes. Like Raven Merlot's other series', Cuckolds in Paradise and My Husband, My Cuckold, this series explores not only the incredible sex that cuckolding can produce but also the complicated feelings of pleasure that emerge within the husbands. Who knows how many husbands out there would actually love to watch their wives take pleasure from a variety of other men? Maybe that number will increase after they've read this book?
Mommy Got a DUI
Author: Brad Gosse
Publisher:
Published: 2020-02-10
Total Pages: 26
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOK →Since dad went away your mommy has tried. Her drinking problem. From you, she hides. After work mom likes to tie on a few. One or two or more tasty brews. The babysitter is happy to cover mom's lies. For a few extra bucks, and supersized fries. Tonight though is different from any other night. Mom's car hit a pole but she's gonna be all right. Her license, however. Is now out of sight. From now on mommy can't drive you to school. A bus pass will now be your transportation tool. The transit system may seem scary at first. Don't worry. Tomorrow your cherry will burst. It's not that bad so please don't you cry. There are many things worse than moms DUI.
