Bully vs. Fart 2: Fart Wedding

Bully vs. Fart 2: Fart Wedding PDF

Author: Dingleberry Small

Publisher: Dingleberry Small

Published: 2016-01-24

Total Pages: 33

ISBN-13: 1533700958

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Lenny Lappy and Nelson Deadwood have a secret… When they drop their drawers and let off a good one, Mile One Elementary is blown away! Their pet farts, Fernando and Aisha, are engaged to be married! As long as no one objects, they’ll do just that one Friday afternoon in the school cafeteria. If only things were that simple… WARNING: This book is full of farts!

Bully vs. Fart: The Early Daze

Bully vs. Fart: The Early Daze PDF

Author: Dingleberry Small

Publisher: Dingleberry Small

Published: 2015-12-26

Total Pages: 33

ISBN-13: 1524245569

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Billy the Bully is at it again! When he sets his sights on Lenny Lappy and his dork friend Nelson Deadwood, he gets more than he bargains for. Is Billy any match for Nelson’s pet fart or is life at Mile One Elementary really going to stink? WARNING: This book is full of farts!

Bully vs. Fart 3: Liquid Menace

Bully vs. Fart 3: Liquid Menace PDF

Author: Dingleberry Small

Publisher: Dingleberry Small

Published: 2016-03-26

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 1524296287

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Nerdastic fifth grader Adam Gason has a big problem. He’s just been busted for smuggling a deadly toxin into the country, one he hopes can combat the army of farts Billy the Bully is amassing in the forest outside Mile One Elementary. Can he stop the evil bully and his Jamaican gangster sidekick from destroying mankind or will the Department of Homeland Security throw him in the slammer and detonate his Xbox? WARNING: This book is full of farts!

Bully vs. Fart 4: Terminating Sara O'Connor's Fart (ePub)

Bully vs. Fart 4: Terminating Sara O'Connor's Fart (ePub) PDF

Author: Dingleberry Small

Publisher: Dingleberry Small

Published: 2016-08-22

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 1536534862

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Nerdastic fifth grader Adam Gason is at it again, and is barely conscious when he realizes that the fate of mankind hangs in the balance. When he befriends Sara O’Connor, the mother of the future resistance, his destiny becomes clear: that he must save her from an evil fart send back in time to kill her or the future is really going to stink. WARNING: This book is full of farts!

My Robot Farts 2

My Robot Farts 2 PDF

Author: Dingleberry Small

Publisher: S.E. Gordon

Published: 2016-10-11

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 1536596884

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Daniel D. Drek thought he'd seen the last of a certain stinky robot. Then one day, while walking his dog, a familiar passing of gas followed by a tinny voice catches his attention. "Oh no, Milo!" He watches helplessly as his dog collapses and begins to whimper. "What's wrong, boy?" he pets him, fighting back tears. When Daniel notices two glowing eyes illuminating from Milo's stomach, he realizes that one way or another the half-digested robot must come out. But at what cost? Intended for children 9 to 12. WARNING: This book is full of farts! Approximately 4,200 words.

Max Underpants

Max Underpants PDF

Author: Dingleberry Smal

Publisher: Dingleberry Small

Published: 2013-04-04

Total Pages: 22

ISBN-13: 1624544541

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Wally Wilbert knew writing contests were tough, but good grief! All weekend long he's slaved over his latest creation, Max Underpants, until he hit a snag. Now faced with the real possibility that he might not be able to finish his epic masterpiece, Wally digs in and makes one last stand. Will he finish his harebrained adventure? Or will Max Underpants wind up on the proverbial scrapheap where all unfinished novels go? TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS Max Underpants is a short story, approximately 4,000 words. Although there isn't any profanity, plenty of crazy ideas are sprinkled throughout. Intended for teens and adults.

Ask a Manager

Ask a Manager PDF

Author: Alison Green

Publisher: Ballantine Books

Published: 2018-05-01

Total Pages: 304

ISBN-13: 0399181822

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From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together

Farting Fred and the Dog Show

Farting Fred and the Dog Show PDF

Author: Sam Lloyd

Publisher: Running PressBook Pub

Published: 2005

Total Pages: 12

ISBN-13: 9780762424979

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Grandma gives Fred treats before the dog show thinking they would give him some spunk, but during the show he suddenly finds himself with a strong urge to fart. On board pages.

Little Lord Farting Boy

Little Lord Farting Boy PDF

Author: Scootchie Turdlow

Publisher: Frog Books

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 44

ISBN-13: 1583941134

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Putting a modern twist on "Little Lord Fauntleroy," this story about a little bear who is the butt of constant jokes encourages children to stand up to bullying and not take teasing too personally. Full color.

Diary of a Farting Creeper

Diary of a Farting Creeper PDF

Author: Wimpy Fart

Publisher:

Published: 2015-12-13

Total Pages: 42

ISBN-13: 9780692600306

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$9.95 *Amazon Minecraft DISCOUNT for Limited Time* Minecraft: Diary of a Farting Creeper is a hilarious must-read for any kid who loves Minecraft. Kids ages 7+ can't wait to jump into to these Minecraft adventures! Why does the Creeper fart? Creepers are supposed to EXPLODE, but something went wrong! In the first book of this hilarious Minecraft adventure series, we get to read the diary of an actual young Minecraft Creeper. Take a peek at what is really going on in this Creeper's life and how he overcomes trouble and bullying at school. Are Creepers really different from us? You'll be surprised at what you discover. So, jump into this Minecraft adventure and find out! Scroll up and Grab your copy NOW! You'll be so happy you did: -)