Bosoms bared - poems to read poolside

Bosoms bared - poems to read poolside PDF

Author: Peter Goulding

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2013-08-29

Total Pages: 111

ISBN-13: 1291541845

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The 125 poems contained in this collection were written on sunbeds on five different sun holidays and are about the experience of going on a sun holiday. They are intended to be read while on a sun holiday. Of course you can read it over the Christmas holidays if you prefer, or on the bus into work. Your call. Some of the poems are funny, some are reflective, some stray into the area of black humour. Most of them are crap. That's life.

The arse end of the year

The arse end of the year PDF

Author: Peter Goulding

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2018-03-08

Total Pages: 160

ISBN-13: 0244061254

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A look at the season of Christmas and winter through the medium of light verse, 'The Arse End of the Year' chronicles the build up to the festive season, the solstice, the day itself and the post-Christmas slothfulness, together with aspects of the cold and dreary winter season so beloved by, well, not many people actually. From the reindeer shaped blips on the air traffic controllers' screen, to the disappearing cheese portions; from forgetting auld acquaintance to the difficulty of burying dead bodies in frosty weather, Peter Goulding gives us a uniquely personal insight into the season in his inimitable style, not that many people would want to imitate it.

Terry Mancini's arse (and 238 other comic football poems)

Terry Mancini's arse (and 238 other comic football poems) PDF

Author: Peter Goulding

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2010-12-15

Total Pages: 236

ISBN-13: 129154304X

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239 poems about what the Americans call soccer, most of them darkly funny, some of them wistful and nostalgic, a few angry.This is the cumulation of Peter Goulding's 15 years writing football poetry.

Shelbourne FC 2006 in verse

Shelbourne FC 2006 in verse PDF

Author: Peter Goulding

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2013-09-05

Total Pages: 89

ISBN-13: 1291549609

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The 2006 League of Ireland season will be remembered by Shelbourne fans for different reasons. It was the season that we played some of the best football seen at the club. It was the season we clinched the title on the last day of the season. It was the season the club was nearly destroyed by financial problems. It was the season of Stuey Byrne's rant. The poems in this book tell an unfolding tale that charts the highs and lows of a remarkable season.

Shelbourne FC - the 2005 Season in verse

Shelbourne FC - the 2005 Season in verse PDF

Author: Peter Goulding

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2013-09-15

Total Pages: 157

ISBN-13: 129155985X

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The 2005 League of Ireland season was another epic. Champions Shelbourne had a mid-season slump despite having strengthened the squad; arch-rivals Shamrock Rovers were deducted 8 points for being millions in debt; Cork lost Dolan but gained Rico and snatched the title from Derry on the last day of the season; the Superdrogs won the Cup; and Rico lost his hat. All these events and more were recorded by Peter Goulding in verse form at the time. Sadly, he has now decided to publish them.

The World Cup 2014 in verse (black and white cheapo version)

The World Cup 2014 in verse (black and white cheapo version) PDF

Author: Peter Goulding

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2014-07-22

Total Pages: 102

ISBN-13: 1291958703

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A poetical diary of the 2014 World Cup written in extremely bad verse. The author set himself the target of writing a poem per match and posting each of them up on www.footballpoets.org within 12 hours of the match finishing. Why he did this is a mystery. He hasn't even been arsed to go back over the poems and edit them. This is a sister book to The World Cup 2014 in bad verse and glorious technicolour which at least has the dubious advantage of brightness.

The Complete Community Voice Musings

The Complete Community Voice Musings PDF

Author: Peter Goulding

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2010-11-21

Total Pages: 456

ISBN-13: 1291542515

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For eight years, Peter Goulding wrote a regular Musings column in the Community Voice, Dublin 15's newspaper of record. Quirky and humorous, they are a snapshot of life in a large suburb of Dublin during the volatile noughties, covering areas as diverse as local politics, refuse collection and Lionel Richie.

Big Summer

Big Summer PDF

Author: Jennifer Weiner

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2020-05-05

Total Pages: 384

ISBN-13: 1501133535

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A deliciously funny, remarkably poignant “beach read to end all beach reads” (Entertainment Weekly) about the power of friendship, the lure of frenemies, and the importance of making peace with yourself through all of life’s ups and downs—from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Good in Bed and Best Friends Forever. Six years after the fight that ended their friendship, Daphne Berg is shocked when Drue Cavanaugh walks back into her life, looking as lovely and successful as ever, with a massive favor to ask. Daphne hasn’t spoken one word to Drue in all this time—she doesn’t even hate-follow her ex-best friend on social media—so when Drue asks if she will be her maid-of-honor at the society wedding of the summer, Daphne is rightfully speechless. Drue was always the one who had everything—except the ability to hold onto friends. Meanwhile, Daphne’s no longer the same self-effacing sidekick she was back in high school. She’s built a life that she loves, including a growing career as a plus-size Instagram influencer. Letting glamorous, seductive Drue back into her life is risky, but it comes with an invitation to spend a weekend in a waterfront Cape Cod mansion. When Drue begs and pleads and dangles the prospect of cute single guys, Daphne finds herself powerless as ever to resist her friend’s siren song. A sparkling, “insightful page-turner” (Real Simple) about the complexities of female relationships, the pitfalls of living out loud and online, and the resilience of the human heart, Big Summer is a witty, moving story about family, friendship, and figuring out what matters most.

The Windfall

The Windfall PDF

Author: Diksha Basu

Publisher: Crown Publishing Group (NY)

Published: 2017

Total Pages: 306

ISBN-13: 0451498917

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"For the past thirty years, Mr. and Mrs. Jha's lives have been defined by cramped spaces, cut corners, gossipy neighbors, and the small dramas of stolen yoga pants and stale marriages. They thought they'd settled comfortably into their golden years, pleased with their son's acceptance into an American business school. But then Mr. Jha comes into an enormous and unexpected sum of money, and moves his wife from their housing complex in East Delhi to the super-rich side of town, where he becomes eager to fit in as a man of status"--]cProvided by publisher.