Blart

Blart PDF

Author: Dominic Barker

Publisher: A&C Black

Published: 2006-01-01

Total Pages: 321

ISBN-13: 074758074X

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An epic and hilarious quest which reads like The Princess Bride meets Monty Python. Features a feisty princess, a disaffected dwarf, a soft-hearted warrior, a wise wizard and the very reluctant hero, Blart, himself.

Blart: The boy who didn't want to save the world

Blart: The boy who didn't want to save the world PDF

Author: Dominic Barker

Publisher: A&C Black

Published: 2013-01-03

Total Pages: 321

ISBN-13: 1408838745

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Blart is not an average boy. He lives on a pig farm with his grandfather and doesn't care about being heroic or famous or legendary, but he does know that if you want to catch a pig you have to sneak up behind it and take it by surprise. So when a great wizard visits and explains that humankind depends on Blart joining his quest, Blart says no - until the wizard threatens his pigs. Reluctantly, Blart embarks on a very epic quest stuffed with brilliant characters: a feisty princess who likes dragons, a warrior who's a big softie at heart, a disaffected dwarf, and evil Zorab, trapped in a mountain, waiting for his minions to dig him out...

Blart 2: The Boy Who Was Wanted Dead Or Alive - Or Both

Blart 2: The Boy Who Was Wanted Dead Or Alive - Or Both PDF

Author: Dominic Barker

Publisher: A&C Black

Published: 2013-01-03

Total Pages: 353

ISBN-13: 1408838729

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'Inventive, charming and very funny' The Observer Just as Blart is settling down to enjoy his teenage years on a fabulous pig farm with the proceeds from saving the world, Capablanca returns - with bad news. A terrible oversight in his original world-saving research has led to accusations of no less than collusion with evil Zoltab himself. And now he is a wanted man - and so, by assocation, is Blart To prove their innocence or else be hounded to the four corners of the earth by a bloodthirsty army, they must locate their comrades from the original quest. Together they may stand a chance of proving that Capablanca's was an innocent mistake, by finding the answer to a great mystery - what exactly did they do with Zoltab? And how could they be so careless as to forget... And so begins another hilarious and unforgettable adventure (with pigs) and a brilliant cast of characters including newcomers Uther Slywort the merchant and sociopathic Baron Killbride.

Blart 3: The boy who set sail on a questionable quest

Blart 3: The boy who set sail on a questionable quest PDF

Author: Dominic Barker

Publisher: A&C Black

Published: 2013-01-03

Total Pages: 337

ISBN-13: 1408838737

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Princess Lois has been kidnapped by Anatoly the Handsome, who wants to marry her. Cue 'damsel in distress' to be rescued by none other than our own heroic Blart. He sets out on the good ship The Golden Pig with Olaf the innocent - who believes what everyone says all the time - and Kupverstich the Strange - an explorer-come-scientist whose ingenious explanations for the natural world have one thing in common: they're all wrong. They must battle cut-throat pirates, a sixteen-tentacled octopus, escape the suffocating bureaucracy of Triplicat, where they are briefly marooned, not to mention evade the Guild of Assassins, who have a contract to kill Blart, in their selfless (well, almost) bid to rescue poor Lois. But will they make it in time?

Handbook for Mortals

Handbook for Mortals PDF

Author: Lani Sarem

Publisher: Geeknation Press

Published: 2017-08-15

Total Pages: 432

ISBN-13: 9781545611456

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"Zade Holder has always been a free-spirited young woman, from a long dynasty of tarot-card readers, fortunetellers, and practitioners of magick. Growing up in a small town and never quite fitting in, Zade is determined to forge her own path. She leaves her home in Tennessee to break free from her overprotective mother Dela, the local resident spellcaster and fortuneteller. Zade travels to Las Vegas and uses supernatural powers to become part of a premiere magic show led by the infamous magician Charles Spellman. Zade fits right in with his troupe of artists and misfits. After all, when everyone is slightly eccentric, appearing 'normal' is much less important. Behind the scenes of this multimillion-dollar production, Zade finds herself caught in a love triangle with Mac, the show's good-looking but rough-around-the-edges technical director and Jackson, the tall, dark, handsome and charming bandleader. Zade's secrets and the struggle to choose between Mac or Jackson creates reckless tension during the grand finale of the show. Using Chaos magick, which is known for being unpredictable, she tests her abilities as a spellcaster farther than she's ever tried and finds herself at death's door. Her fate is left in the hands of a mortal who does not believe in a world of real magick, a fortuneteller who knew one day Zade would put herself in danger and a dagger with mystical powers"--Amazon.com

Mold and the Poison Plot

Mold and the Poison Plot PDF

Author: Lorraine Gregory

Publisher: Oxford University Press - Children

Published: 2017-05-04

Total Pages: 149

ISBN-13: 0192745832

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He's got a big heart . . . and a nose to match! Mold's a bit of a freak. His nose is as big as his body is puny and his mother abandoned him in a bin when he was a mere baby. Who else but the old healer, Aggy, would have taken him in and raised him as her own? But when Aggy is accused of poisoning the King, Mold sets out to clear her name. In a thrilling race against time to save Aggy from the hangman's noose, Mold faces hideous, deadly monsters like the Yurg and the Purple Narlo Frog. He finds true friendship in the most unusual - and smelly - of places and must pit his wits and his clever nose against the evil witch Hexaba. This is an exciting fantasy story with an array of wonderful characters, including the inimitable Mold, told in a fresh and distinctive voice by a promising new writer.

The Adventure Zone: Here There Be Gerblins

The Adventure Zone: Here There Be Gerblins PDF

Author: Clint McElroy

Publisher: First Second Books

Published: 2018-07-17

Total Pages: 258

ISBN-13: 1250153700

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A graphic novel adapted from the popular role-playing game podcast follows the exploits of Taako the elf wizard, Merle the dwarf cleric, and Magnus the human warrior.

Melanie in Manhattan

Melanie in Manhattan PDF

Author: Carol Weston

Publisher: Yearling Books

Published: 2006-07-11

Total Pages: 290

ISBN-13: 0440420407

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Eleven-year-old Melanie records in her diary how she rediscovers her hometown of Manhattan, copes with competing for her best friend's attention, enjoys a litter of baby mice, and anxiously awaits email from her Spanish friend, Miguel.

Enemies Like You

Enemies Like You PDF

Author: Joanna Chambers

Publisher: Annika Martin

Published: 2017-05-15

Total Pages: 263

ISBN-13: 1944736034

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They're dangerous men. Absolute enemies. And totally hot for each other. Will has never met anyone like Kit. He’s arrogant. Gorgeous. Totally lethal. The most expensive bodyguard money can buy. And Will can’t seem to resist him. A simple command in Kit's cut-glass accent makes Will want things he’s never wanted, do things he’s never done. Their red-hot chemistry is off the charts. Just one problem: Will has vowed to kill the billionaire that Kit is hell-bent on protecting. And Kit has secrets, too—his own reasons for sacrificing his soul, piece by painful piece, to keep one of the worst men on earth alive.

Mission Improbable

Mission Improbable PDF

Author: J. D. Irwin

Publisher:

Published: 2010-01-01

Total Pages: 268

ISBN-13: 9781846470950

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Edwin Spencer is the odd one out in his family. While his sisters and brothers are high achievers he struggles at school and is happiest playing football. But before he knows it, he's been swept into a parallel world - a world where they really need his help. If only Perpetua Allbright the school swot wasn't there with him.