Bite Harder

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Author: Anonymous-9

Publisher: Blasted Heath Ltd

Published: 2014-09-01

Total Pages: 171

ISBN-13: 1908688726

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Some say he's a serial killer. Others, a vigilante doing what police can't or won't do. What's certain is that Dean Drayhart, a paraplegic, will soon sit on death row for killing hit-and-run drivers in Los Angeles. But not if the Mexican Mafia gets hold of him first. Somewhere, Dean's trained companion monkey Sid and girlfriend Cinda are outrunning the law in a fast '98 Trans Am. The Los Angeles Sheriff's Department wants Sid, dead or alive. Dean may be broken in body but his fierce spirit is determined to protect Sid and Cinda in the most creative ways imaginable. Hardboiled, funny, relentless, and unexpectedly tender-hearted, Bite Harder delivers riotous action all the way to a bombshell climax that could only have been written by Anonymous-9, the self-declared mad scientist of crime fiction. Praise for Bite Harder"Brilliantly, brutally funny, so real you can taste it. Starring Sid, the cutest serial-killing helper monkey in all fiction." — Douglas Lindsay, author of the Barney Thomson novels"Bite Harder is part screwball comedy, part killer crime story entirely unlike anything else out there. It is unique and vicious and bloody funny but what kept me turning pages deep into the night was its heart. I loved Hard Bite, and Bite Harder is even better, stronger, wilder." — Josh Stallings, Beautiful, Naked & Dead"Few books have a killer monkey, and fewer still have a writer as funny, incisive, and down-and-dirty brilliant as Anonymous-9." — Benjamin Whitmer, Cry Father"If Tim Dorsey got shot out of a cannon and landed in Los Angeles he might write something like Bite Harder — with a paraplegic and a monkey doppleganging for Dorsey's sunny psychotic Serge Storms and sidekick Coleman." — Les Edgerton, The Genuine, Imitation, Plastic Kidnapping"Anonymous-9 is a writer you can trust — to be batshit crazy. I loved this book even more than the first one. Another wicked, twisted plot that is laugh-out-loud funny and so well-written that you almost believe the impossible." — Terry Shames, The Killing at Cotton Hill "Deranged Dean Drayhart and Sid the killer service monkey dispense cold justice together like Master Blaster let loose on the streets of Los Angeles... for me it was love at first bite!" — Thomas Pluck, Blade of Dishonor "Anonymous-9 has something new to say, and says it in a voice both powerful and passionate" — Robert J Randisi, Arch AngelsAlso by Anonymous-9, Hard Bite, described by three-time Edgar winner T. Jefferson Parker as "a crazed noir excursion into an unprecedented heart of darkness. From the opening line on, it challenges and confronts, attacks and confounds. Violent and sometimes funny, always entertaining."

Hard Bite

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Author: Anonymous-9

Publisher: Down & Out Books

Published: 2013

Total Pages: 210

ISBN-13:

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The hit-and-run driver took everything—his wife, child and legs. Now a paraplegic, Dean Drayhart unleashes payback on suspected hit-and-runners in Los Angeles with helper-monkey Sid as his deadly assistant. Dean’s gentle, doting nurse knows nothing about what he’s up to and when Sid tears out the throat of a Mexican Mafia member, Marcie is kidnapped in order to force Dean’s surrender. Armed with nothing but his wits, Sid, and a sympathetic streetwalker named Cinda, Dean manipulates drug-cartel carnales and the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department in a David-against-Goliath plot that twists and turns to a heart-pounding finale. HARD BITE is ideal reading for fans of Carl Hiaasen and Tim Dorsey. Praise for HARD BITE “…outlandish in every way—a crazed noir excursion into an unprecedented heart of darkness. Violent and sometimes funny, always entertaining.” — T. Jefferson Parker, three-time Edgar Award winner “The best, most fiercely original crime novel I’ve read in a long time” —Ray Garton, World Horror Grand Master Award recipient “A carnival of nightmarish fun, HARD BITE had me gasping from one outlandishly terrifying act to the next, each scene involving The Grim Reaper in a wheelchair; a sharp-fanged, treacherous monkey; a SWAT-team posse of drugged Mexican killers; and/or more tough-but-lovable women with guns than a Mickey Spillane novel.” —Jack Getze, Fiction Editor, Spinetingler Magazine “By the end, your heart aches a little for the narrator. That’s the true goal of fiction, or it ought to be—to shift you on your foundations in the reading, leaving you off in a slightly different place from where you started.” — Sophie Littlefield, A Bad Day For Sorry, A Bad Day For Pretty “The ride is electric...quality that other writers should aspire to achieve.” —Joseph Patchen for Lurid Lit “Nasty, but a beating heart underneath …very clever; lovely writing.” —Patti Abbott, Derringer Award winner “Anonymous-9 is one of my favorite crime writers.” —Nick Mamatas, Bram Stoker and International Horror Guild awards nominee

Bite Hard

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Author: Justin Chin

Publisher:

Published: 1997

Total Pages: 130

ISBN-13:

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The first collection by award-winning poet Justin Chin. He explores his identity as Asian, gay, and a lover.

Bite Down Hard On This

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Author: Suzanne Carr

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2014-07-29

Total Pages: 67

ISBN-13: 1499054890

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Poetry is many things to many people, perhaps a glimpse into the writer’s life, soul, or heart or an inspiration to create and share our own intimate feelings, thoughts, and experiences with those around us as well as with our own selves. It is the latter desire Suzanne Carr seeks to fulfill through her words in Bite Down Hard on This. Covering a variety of themes and moods, from identity and personality to the changing nature of society and familial relationships, Ms. Carr wishes to inspire young girls in particular to express themselves through language and to aim for lofty goals. “Although,” she says, “anyone can get something they might need from my work, I think women especially will appreciate the sentiments.” Having the unique ability to touch her reader with her directness, enthusiasm, and original view of life, Ms. Carr offers an expressive compilation of verse written by a woman, from a woman’s point of view, and especially for women.

Perfect Puppy

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Author: Gwen Bailey

Publisher: Hamlyn

Published: 2012-05-08

Total Pages: 343

ISBN-13: 0600625451

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NEW EDITION OUT AUGUST 2024 Gwen Bailey's puppy care guide has helped hundreds of thousands of owners throughout the world raise a problem-free dog. Now, updated with the latest findings in canine behaviour and a completely new user-friendly design, this revised edition will teach you how to raise a problem-free dog. From housetraining to playing games, it will show you how to teach your dog good manners and build his confidence with the world around him. There are step-by-step training and socialisation plans as well as a guide to understanding and preventing biting, chewing and other problems. If you want your puppy to develop into a happy, well-behaved and friendly adult dog, you cannot afford to be without this book.

Bull Sharks Bite!

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Author: Janey Levy

Publisher: Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP

Published: 2020-07-15

Total Pages: 24

ISBN-13: 1538257939

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If you saw the movie Jaws, you probably formed the opinion that great white sharks are to be feared above all others. Surprise! It turns out bull sharks were probably responsible for the attacks that inspired the book and movie. Many experts consider bull sharks to be the most dangerous of all sharks. Young readers will be thrilled by what they discover about this impressive animal that can thrive in both salt and fresh water environments. Striking, detailed photographs take readers right next to these sharks while an accessible narrative shares important life science concepts. A graphic organizer and fact boxes support the learning experience.

First Bite

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Author: C. Gockel

Publisher: Carolynn Gockel

Published: 2023-11-07

Total Pages: 2490

ISBN-13:

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Urban Fantasy and Paranormal Romance with bite. Ten full-length novels featuring Vampires as villains, heroes, anti-heroes, love interests, and sometimes a bit of all the above. Sink your teeth into these novels by award-winning and USA Today bestselling authors. Download this collection now! About the books: Grendel & Beowulf by C. Gockel A curmudgeonly monster and the hero destined to destroy her … they might save the world if they can keep from killing each other. An enemies to lovers romance in a world where myths and fairy tales are real. Falling Dark by Christine Pope After surviving a near-fatal car accident, Serena Quinn grapples with uncontrollable visions, retreating from society to escape their grasp. And when a mysterious attack exposes her to a hidden world of scheming vampires, the enigmatic Silas emerges as her sole protector. A Scarlet Pathogen by C. Rene Astle Mina Sun is dying for life to return to normal after her mother’s sudden death. So she goes out for a night of drinking and dancing and wakes up to a life she never dreamed existed. Surrounded by vampires, werewolves and demons, will life ever be normal again? Crimson Trial by Holly Hook In a world where vampires reign, humans suffer, and challenging the elite is forbidden, I broke the rules. Striving to change our fate, I catch the eye of the powerful and relentless vampire. He reenters my life with a chilling proposition: “You’re mine.” Harsh Line by Ann Gimpel I’ve been hiding out forever in one guise or another. My nightclub, Ascent, is an “ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies” haven. For everybody. I’m a Vampire. Far be it from me to judge. Dead Rising by Debra Dunbar When necromantic magic threatens the humans and supernaturals in Baltimore, it’s up to Templar Aria Ainsworth to right the wrongs and put the dead back in their graves. When Vamps Bite by Nicole Zoltack Detective Clarissa Tempest is determined to keep her city safe from vampires — but first, she needs to convince her team that they exist at all. Suspended from the force, Clarissa has no choice but to take matters into her own hands… Blood Vice by Angela Roquet When Detective Jenna Skye wakes up in the morgue to discover her partner is dead, she thinks her night can’t get any worse. Then she finds a werewolf squatting in her house and drops dead at dawn. She’s always wanted to take a bite out of crime, though maybe not this literally. Moonlight, Roses & Murder by Lorri Moulton & Anna-Violetta Carsini Selina is a woman with a secret…and she has been hiding it for a very long time. When someone leaves a body behind her club, she is drawn into a web of mystery and murder. Aurora Sky: Vampire Hunter by Nikki Jefford Her rare blood type sealed her fate as a vampire hunter in Alaska. Now eighteen-year-old Aurora Sky must evade the biggest threat of all...a forbidden love. Keywords: free urban fantasy, free fantasy romance, free paranormal romance, free vampire ebooks, free templar, free demons, free fae, free demigods, free legends, free vampire hunters, free paranormal mystery, free fantasy adventure, free epic fantasy

Proceedings

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Author: American Association for the Advancement of Science

Publisher:

Published: 1880

Total Pages: 656

ISBN-13:

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